I am a flexible and I am perseverance person
When asked to describe her personality

I want to learn more English words.
When asked why he wanted to work in a call center
Damn! Read the dictionary!

Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted
Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position ?

Ten
When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation

Kelan po?
When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation

I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir.
Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?

I want to entertain and satisfy customers
hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?

I want to expose myself to the customers.
Answer to why he wants to work in a call center – Flasher ito!

Is there an opening for a call center?
Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?

Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I’M a call center from the Philippines.
solohin ba

Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce.
An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?

I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!
Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students

Haller???!!!??? (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!
Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?

I’m a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy

It’s a colorful world.
Describe the shirt you’re wearing.

It’s a boomed industry.
Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?
So all agents are now dead, I guess

I like to explore other people.
ay sus… maniac ka ano?

I want to explore myself more.
Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17…

Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load.
The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.

I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn’t able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS.
Yeah right.

Hi Maam, do you have an opening.
Lokong to ah!

I want to adventure into the graveyard…
Langya, mahilig ka sa patay!

I would like to be a part of the graveyard…
isa ka pa… thriller…thriller night

Gd pm sir, im realy sri wen u call me I cnt hear clearly coz d raindrops of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?
A text message from an applicant

Do you accept walking applicants?
No, we prefer flying ones.

Interviewer: So you’re an undergrad. What year are you in right now?
Applicant: Oh I’m just here in the house.
Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you’re in.
Applicant: Year? I’m 25 years old!
Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare…

Applicant: Agency ba to?
Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm.
Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare!
Happy Easter!

In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away.
FORTUNATELY???!!!

Hello, i just want to inquire about the application resume that i planted in the computer…
Ano ka, farmer?

May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag LILIBINGAN.
Answer to the question “Why do you prefer a part-time job?” Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!

Forwarded by She.

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A soliloquy – Here’s a purely Pinoy humor f-email where several insignificant objects are personified. I got this from Lars. It will take time for me to translate the following to vernacular. Actually, when translated, the message is lost.

Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako.
electric fan

Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos.
Winnie the Pooh

Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo.
ipis (cockroach)

Hala! Sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.
hipon (shrimp)

Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?
gasolina (gasoline)

Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya.
plema (phlegm)

Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa iyo. Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.
utot (fart)

Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.
basketball

You never know what you have till you lose it. And once you lose it, you can never get it back
snatcher

Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka. Mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?
TV

Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c.
kilikili (armpit)

Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee….. BATEEEEEE!!!
omelette

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
libag (dirt)

Wag mo na akong bilugin…
kulangot (another dirt)

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
Lego blocks

Hindi lahat ng dugo puwedeng i-donate.
regla (menstruation)

Wala naman ako ginagawa sa kanya. Hindi na nga ako gumagalaw dito. Ako na ang natapakan, sya pa ang galit.
tae (sh*t)

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