The sequel of the post Foreign Films Tagalized

1. He’s Just Not That Into You – Tablado
2. Mamma Mia! – Inay Ko Po!
3. Spiderman – Gagamboy
4. Spiderman 2 – Gagambino
5. Spiderman 3 – Gagagambi Madrigal
6. Speed Racer – Johanna Jesh
7. Bolt – Volta
8. Sleepless In Seattle – Call Center Agent, Nagkakape
9. Taken – May Syota
10. Watchmen – Bantay Tanod
11. Monsters Vs. Aliens – Mga Biyenan Laban Sa Kapwa Biyenan
12. Angels And Demons – Mga Asawa Natin At Kanilang Mga Nanay
13. I Love You, Man – Mahal Kita, Pare
14. 17 Again – Daisy Syete Season 2
15. The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Mga Dating Salansan: Maniwala Ako
16. Cloverfield – Balintawak
17. Street Kings – Pulis Oyster
18. Transporter – Tagalako
19. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Gabay Ng Mga Sabit Sa Kalawakan
20. I Am Legend – Ako Ang Alamat
21. Alvin and The Chipmunks – Si Albin at Ang Mga Mongheng Kuripot
22. In The Name of The King – Sa Ngalan ni FPJ
23. The Bucket List – Tanong Nang Tanong
24. John Tucker Must Die – Kailangan Mamatay Ni Juan Katchupoy
25. Boogeyman – Taong Sipon
26. Rambo – Tsinelas
27. National Treasure: Books of secrets – Pambansang Yaman: Libro Ng Mga Chismax
28. The Dark Knight – Kadiliman ng Gabi
29. Iron Man – Taong Plantsa
30. The Horse Whisperer – Ang Tsismosang Kabayo
31. X-Men, The Last Stand – Mga Dating Lalaki, Huling Tinayuan
32. Charlie and The Chocolate Factory – Nagtrabaho Si Charlie Sa Goya
33. Saturday Night Fever – Sabado ng Gabi, May Trangkaso
34. The English Patient – Ang Pasyenteng Inglesera
35. Transformers – Balimbing
36. White Chicks – Sisiw Na Puti / Balot Sa Puti
37. 50 First Dates – Laging Basted
38. Borat – Manoy
39. Blood Diamond- May Bisita Si Misis
40. Definitely, Maybe – Siguradong Ewan
41. Die Hard – Hindi Mamatay-matay
42. Die Hard, With A Vengeance – Hindi Na Mamatay-matay, Naghiganti Pa
43. Catch Me If You Can – Habulin Mo ‘Ko
44. A Bug’s Life – Ang Buhay ng Isang Surot
45. Die Another Day – Mamatay Ka Uli Bukas
46. The Rock – Ang Shabu
47. Jaws – Panga
48. Dante’s Peak – Ang Bumbunan Ni Dante
49. Legends of the Fall – Ang Kasaysayan ng mga Lampa
50. The Forgotten – Ewan

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It’s first day high! Pasukan na naman! I was able to feel the morning rush with the students as they flock to the University Belt. On Thursday, I’m going to attend my first class. It starts 6 pm that I need to rush from work. I’m excited than negative about it.

Actually, my post is about this notebook that I bought yesterday at SM Sta. Mesa. Theory of Computation and Advanced Operating Systems introduce and re-present bunches computer science terms. So better get ready. Furthermore, I need to list my daily food intake as instructed. I recently enrolled to a gym and my goal is to gain weight and muscle.

The notebook cover is titled ‘No I.D. No Entry.’ by Stradmore. It is a collage of ID cards of fictional student names enrolled to fictional Philippine universities. Here are my new classmates:

• From Philippine School of Bulakbol and Awting, Sam Ting Wong
• Hugo First of Far Employment University
• Isaiah Prayer of Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Makalangit
• From Deftone School of Music, James Band
• Luis Buiton of Arneo De Manila University
• Hugh Mungus, a BS Nutrition student
• Hope Leslie Ynlav
• Mercedez Benzon
• Will Yashadup of Ragnarok Training University
• Ella Fant of Samsong University
• Sue Permann
• Joe Kerr
• Bill Clint Ong of Tambayan Institute of the Philippines
• From International Discipline Institure of Teaching (I.D.I.O.T.), Justin Case
• Barbie Dahl
• Magic Tiongson, a Physical Education student
• Joe King of Shrek’s Beauty Institute
• Xavier Breth
• From La Consumisyon University, Jack N. Jill
• Maricris Mass of Sunbucks Barista Company
• Faye Kinnitt, BA Acting student, of Tech No Logic Institute
• Dan Druff, BA Hair Styling
• Jack Stone, BS Gaming
• From College of Wizardry and Sorcery of Harry Potter Magic School, Ken Knott Sy
• Anne Lee Mitex, Information Technology student of College of Text Messaging
• Lucinda Hedd of University of the Ease
• Maggie Zeen
• Juan Toothree of Our Lady of Lourdes College
• Tom Cruz of School of Hardcores
• From Kikay Institute, Faye Slift
• From Mental Block University, Watson Yurmind
• Earl E. Byrd, Forestry student
• From De For Sale University, Princess Cheung Go, a BS Zoology student
• Henny Thots
• Cora Nairy, Hotel & Restaurant Management student
• Dale E. Bredd of University of Maynila
• Candice B. Love
• Anna Rexiya
• Colin Sick, a Social Science student
• Max E. Mize, BS Counter Terrorist of Counter Strike School of the Philippines
• Meeshee Elliot, BS Nursing of A.W.A. Nursing Institute
• Bill Ding, Mass Communication student, former Architecture
• Mike Raffone, BS Videoke Engineering
• From Battle Realms Academy, Neal Doune
• and from Facial Foundation Academy, Rosie Cheeks.

It’s Cool School!

I think everything was conceptualized by Carlo Andro Mabugay of University of Philippines – the only close-to-reality identity in the collage of colleges.

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I forgot to bookmark what Jango had showed me before. It’s his friend’s Multiply album showcasing both funny shop names and misspelled signs captured on a camera. What I remembered is this particular beauty parlor. So I Google-d it as hard as I could but I can’t find that page. Luckily, this blog popped out and enumerated more.

Here are the top 10 most creative brand names of shops and restaurants in the Philippines according to my taste. Let’s shop and laugh until we drop.

• 10. Res | Toe | Run – where you can choose a line of popular international brand names of shoes. They’re not edible though.
• 09. There are two competing lugawans (or restaurants that specializes on rice porridge) located at Plaridel, Bulacan. Both of them have initials L.A. The restaurants are called Lugawan ni Abel and Lugawan ni Adan. According to the rural legends, the son came first before his dad. And that son tastes better than his dad. Wehehe. I never tried Lugawan ni Adan so I can’t compare the two. See #03 for similar themed brand names.
• 08. Jaribi – Teriyaki Boy meets Jollibee. Pinoy fastfood with a taste of Japan.
• 07. Summa Cun Laundry – A very intelligent idea. It’s a laundry shop located at UST area.
• 06. and 05. I don’t know if this pair is another competing brands. Do they exist in the first place? Overload yourself with caffeine and order Venti-sized drinks at Cafe Fizzle and Cafe Findot. I’ll take a franchise of Cafe Fizzle if it really exists. Enjoy it while it’s hot!
• 04. Petness First, which is a spin-off from the popular gym called Fitness First, may not be the first in the list but it’s the cutest. I’ve seen this one on ABS-CBN’s comedy show That’s My Doc wherein Bayani Agbayani with his gorilla pet partner owning the petness club.
• 03. Lutong Bahay, a carinderia bukas sa mga Iskolar ng UP Diliman na gustong kumain, doesn’t make it to my list. However, it’s rival, Lutong Kapitbahay holds on to my list. ‘Yun bang hindi na nga pinag-isipan yung Lutong Bahay however the copycat pushes it well. Some time at my freshie years, my blockmates only had two choices, LB or LKB. LB serves delicious food than Kapitbahay’s but the latter’s airconditioned house makes the lunch delectable.
• 02. Coatable Coats – I saw it on Ratified.org. The blog is not selling coats but if someone would only buy the name, the business will be a blast! Coat me on that!
• 01. Cut ‘n Face – The one with the last recall! It’s the thing that I searched in Google and ended up with Lou’s list. Control+C and Control+V can never be this fun and funny. Swak talaga sa mga parlorista who offer hair and facial care services.

Panalo!

Updates:
I spotted these new brand names just recently -

• Fae Fone – a booth for cellphone accessories
• Inn Ka Here – for short time residence needs
• Le-Sil Montessori School – san ka pa? Sounds like La Salle na, Montesorri pa!
• Hurry Cutter – sensya, bumenta sa akin!
• Pick-A-Chew – fishball-an… aliw

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Since I can’t get enough of The Singing Bee of ABS-CBN 2, I present you what could a contestant sing in that game show. Laugh trip! Updated from the original article “Cheap Song Hits”.

Newest Addition

Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler
We’re living in a pyrotech and givin off sparks.
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.

You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
You Give Love a Brand Name
You Give Love A Bad Name

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango?
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Classic

Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You by Glenn Medeiros

Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… You know naman my love how much I love you…
[or]
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… Auto-load my love how much I love you…
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… You ought know by now how much I love you…

Thumbthumping by Chumbawumba

I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas’s gonna bring me down…
[or]
I get no thumb, but it grew up again…
I get knocked down, but I get up again…

Original Post

Superman by Five for Fighting

Understand to fly… I’m not denying…
I can’t stand to fly… I’m not that naive

Cruisin’ by Gwyneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis

Let the music stay confined… then release and you’ll be fine…
Let the music take your mind… just release and you will find

Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston

I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano….
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone’s shadow

Cry by Mandy Moore

A walk to remember, it was late afternoon!
I’ll always remember, it was late afternoon

All My Life by K-Ci and Jojo

Supposed to be you’re like my mother, supposed to be you’re like my sister
Close to me you’re like my mother… close to me you’re like my sister

Where’s The Love by Black Eyed Peas

People killing, people flying, children hurt a living, crying…
People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying

Leaving On A Jet Plane by John Denver

So kiss me and smaffle me…
So kiss me and smile for me…

My Boo by Usher & Alicia’s

It started when we were younger you were nine…
It started when we were younger you were mine

If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys

Some people want tambourines…
Diamond rings!

Baby One More Time by Britney Spears

My only nest is killing me… and I…
My loneliness…

Crush by Jennifer Paige

I-splash, a little crush…
It’s just… a little crush…

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Viva Californication… .
Dream of Californication…

No Scrubs by TLC

A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fine but is also known as a bus stop
Buster!

Waterfalls by TLC

Don’t go Jason waterfalls…
Chasin’…

Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer

You’re Alice in Wonderland… You’re Alice in Wonderland
Your body is a Wonderland…

Baa Baa Black Sheep, the nursery rhyme

Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road…
Have you any wool?

With A Smile by Eraserheads

Lift your hand… baby don’t be scared…
Lift your head…

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal

Maaaaaaaaaag… Magdamag mong sasabihin…
Wag na wag mong sasabihin…

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men

Oh God give me the reason, I’m down… Abandon me…
I’m down on bended knees

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Aspect – pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Backlog – bacon saka egg
Balance Sheet – what comes out after eating a balance diet (ser Gerry, totoo ba?)
Beehive – magpakatino ka (nandiyan ang Shift Management Team)
Calculator – tawagan kita mamaya
Cattle – doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
CD-ROM – tingnan mo ang kwarto
City – bago mag-utso; a number to follow 6
Contemplate – not enough pinggan (Ate, pahugas po)
Debug – ang ipis
Dedicated – pinatay ang pusa
Deduct – ang pato
Defeat – ang paa (ng pato?)
Defense – ang bakod
Defer – ang balahibo
Deflate – ang plato
Defrag – ang palaka
Delivery – walang bayad. kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian.
Delusion – maluwang. kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION.
Deposit – gripo. call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking.
Depress – ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING. see PERSUADING.
Detail – ang buntot (ng pato?)
Detest – ang eksamin
Devalue – ang susunod sa letrang ‘V’
Devastation – dun sasakay ng bus
Devote – ang boto
Dilemma – brownout!
Effort – ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane
Forums – apat na kwarto
Ice Buko – is my hair ok?
It Depends – kainin mo ang bakod
July – nagsinungaling ka ba?
Liturgy – what comes after litur F
Masturbation – malawakang gutom
Persuading – unang kasal.
Predicate – pakawalan mo ang pusa
Profit – (capital P) messenger of God;(small P) patunayan mo
Protestant – tindahan ng prutas
Punctuation – pera para maka-enroll
Shampoo – bago mag-labing-isa
Statue – ikaw ba yan?
Tenacious – footwear for tennis
Thesis – ito ay…

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