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I was so desperate to finish our CS 145 Machine Problem on time when I wrote the lyrics below. CS 145 is a three-unit subject in Computer Science that deals with computer networks. The machine problem, which is the term for a take-home small programming exercise, is for four computers play poker with or without human intervention where information about the card is passed and listened through sockets. Hanggang Kailan by Orange and Daemons comes from the original song of Orange and Lemons with the same song title.

[audio:http://www.snapdrive.net/files/504729/music/Orange%20And%20Lemons%20-%20Hanggang%20Kailan.mp3]
Hanggang Kailan as popularized by Orange and Daemons

Labis na naiinip
Nayayamot sa bawat socket
Kapag nagka-exception ka
Wala naman akong magawa

Gumana ka na baby
Di na ako pasa pag wala ka
Mahirap ang magrepeat
At sa gabi’y dinedebug debug kita

Hanggang kailan ako magcocoding
Na tiyak overnight pang muli
Sa MP kong puno ng paghihirap

At tanging MP lamang
Ang papawi sa mga luha at
Naglalagay ng ngiti sa ‘king standing…

Di mapigilang mag-isip
O baka sa tagal
Mag-listen ang port mo sa iba
Nakakabalisa
Knock on wood wag naman sana…

Gumana ka na baby
Di na ako pasa pag wala ka
Mahirap ang magrepeat
At sa gabi’y dinedebug debug kita

Hanggang kailan ako magcocoding
Na tiyak overnight pang muli
Sa MP kong puno ng paghihirap
At tanging MP lamang
Ang papawi sa mga luha at
Naglalagay ng ngiti sa ‘king standing…

Mag-Broadcast ka na baby…
Mag-Listen ka na baby…

The first two stanzas deal with my helplessness debugging which line in the code was the source of the exception. If I don’t pass, then I will take the subject next semester. Why settle for that case if the teacher is the same?

The chorus narrates our overnight sessions encoding the solution. I believe this is the first and last in the history of Computer Science Department that students were allowed to stay overnight in a laboratory. Unfortunately, the said MP is the only hope for most of us to pass the course since we failed the exams in a row. Broadcast and listen are two of the services the socket can provide.

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  • Sungitan Mo Na by Top Sawa Na

    This was my first rip-off presented to my ERP folks particularly to the Shububu who has been the primary victims of the wrath of a co-employee… take note, it’s employee not manager. And because of that fact that we are all working in same horizontal, she, (ahem, another clue) does not have the permission to shout at us. I believe nobody does.

    [audio:http://www.snapdrive.net/files/504729/music/Top%20Suzara%20-%20Sabihin%20Mo%20Na.MP3]
    Sabihin Mo Na as popularized by Top Suzara

    Gusto kong magpaliwanag sa iyo
    Ngunit bad trip kang kausap
    Di ko inasahang diringgin mong
    Nakataas na ang kilay

    Alam kong na-disturb na naman kita
    Ngunit di ko naman sinasadya
    Hinding hindi na mauulit, shet ka.
    Sana’y huminahon ka

    Sungitan mo na
    Kung sinong gusto mo
    Kahit sinong kausap
    Natatakot sa ‘yo
    Sabihin mo na
    Kung papa’no ka mapapatawa?

    Ilang araw ka nang hindi namamansin
    Mukha’y maasim pa sa ubas
    Nakasigaw sa harapan ng marami
    Nakasimangot bawat bukas

    Lahat naman tayo’y busy sa HP
    Sinong ‘lang ginagawa
    Ngunit kung pa’no babawi at
    Makakangiti yan ang mahalaga

    Sungitan mo na
    Kung sinong gusto mo
    Kahit sinong kausap
    Natatakot sa ‘yo
    Sabihin mo na
    Kung papa’no ka mapapatawa?

    Mabulunan ka sana, shet ka
    Di kita matantya

    Sungitan mo na
    Kung sinong gusto mo
    Kahit sinong kausap
    Natatakot sa ‘yo
    Sabihin mo na
    Kung papa’no ka mapapatawa?
    Sungitan mo na, shet ka.
    Pano ka ba mapapatawa?

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  • Created in the midst of the UPSET (UP Software Engineers) and Condorm-ers.

    [audio:http://www.snapdrive.net/files/504729/music/Parokya%20Ni%20Edgar%20-%20This%20Guy%27s%20in%20Love%20with%20You%2C%20Pare.MP3]
    This Guy Is In Love With You, Pare as popularized by Parokya ni Edgar

    One look and then you knew iba na
    Masakit sumaksak ang tingin ng mata
    ‘You’re Spy!’ ang ibig nilang sabihin
    ‘Di na friends ang tingin nila sa ‘min

    Everyday, parating we’re together.
    Every week, palaging may sleepover
    Ang tawag ay C.S. 1-9-2 Party!
    Bakit ba di nila maamin

    Soon out of the blue
    The feeling is true
    Sabihin nyo na lang po sa amin that…

    These Guys in UPSET – the best, pare! (3x)
    Bow ang Dorm Raiders sa amin.

    Di na kami makagamit ng computer
    Palaging occupied pati ang space namin
    “Mukhang tayo lang ang group na makakatapos”
    Mali ka!, Tablado ka sa amin

    Until out of the blue
    The feeling is true
    Ngayo’y sasabihin na namin that…

    These Guys are from U.P. SET, pare!
    Those Guys are a team upset, pare!
    These Guys in UPSET – the best, pare!
    Bow ang Dorm Raiders sa amin!

    Everyday nga ay aming Chester Fun Day
    At ‘di na namin care others na nang-aaway
    Underdoggies na nga,
    Walang IDE o laptops,
    Ang sabi namin
    “We’ll always have a KATE that we can depend on”…

    Di kailangan na umapila
    Gusto mo pa bang enumerate…

    These Guys in UPSET – the best, pare! (3x)
    Bow ang Dorm Raiders sa amin.

    Astig! Ang Galing!
    Uno pa rin
    Go Team UPSET para sa inyo..

    These Guys in UPSET – the best, pare! (2x)

    Oh no! Our best friends raid
    It’s the same old bird we had yesterday
    They’re raiding all the way…
    nyeh..nyeh..nyeh…
    na na na nananana na nanan na (2x)

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