Pump It is Black Eyed Peas’ rendition of the movie theme ‘Pulp Fiction’. My Ticket is an another issue I raised to somehow describe how the world of an ERP duty manager revolves around the incident tickets. Unlike previous songs, the lyrics was assigned with an upbeat and fast throw of words. As you all know, R&B is like that.

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Pump It as popularized by Black Eyed Peas

Ha ha ha
Pump it Ticket
Ha ha ha
And ticket (louder major) [4x]
Turn up the radio Downgrade it to minor
Blast your stereo Assign to a workgroup right

Niggas SM wanna hate on us (who)
Niggas SM be nervous (who)
And I know why they’re hatin’ on us (why)
‘Coz that’s so fabulous SLA so too close (what)
I’ll be real on us (c’mon)
Nobody Ev’rybody got nuttin’ on us (no)
Girls be Work are all on us
from London back down to the US.. s.. s.. All tickets back down from the IT-S-S
We rockin’ support it (contagious continuous), monkey PG business (outrageous)
Just confession, your girl admits team escalates, we do shit.

F-R-E-S-H We Refresh
D-E-F, that’s right Q-M-R-N-G-seven (rock)
We definite, B-E-P They escalate to, E-R-P, we reppin’ complete it
So, turn open it up (turn open it up) [3x]
C’mon baby, just

Pump it Ticket (louder major) [6x]
And say Assigned, oh oh oh oh
And say Assigned, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo

Turn up the radio Downgrade it to minor
Blast your stereo Close all your incidents
Right now
The joint queue is fizzlin’
It’s sizzlin’
Right Red

(Yo, check this out right here)
Dude wanna hate on us (dude)
Dude needs an ease on up (dude)
Dude They want us act on up
But dude get shut like flavor Incidents like system shutdown
Chicks say False alert, ain’t down
The chick backstage when we’re in town shift
She likes man on drunk screenshots
She wanna Before you hit n’ run
Yeah, that’s the speed need
That’s what we do
That’s who we be
B-L-A-C-K-E-Y-E-D-P to the E, then the A to the S G-dot-I-E-R-P-E-S-C-A or the B or I-T-B-S
When we play, you shake cover your ass
Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Solve it, solve it, solve it, girl errr
Make sure you don’t break it down it, girl errr
‘Coz Else we gonna
Turn Bring it up (turn bring it up) [3x]
C’mon baby, just

Pump it Ticket (louder major) [6x]
And say Assigned, oh oh oh oh
And say Assigned, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo

Turn up the radio Downgrade it to minor
Blast your stereo Close all your incidents
Right now
The joint queue is fizzlin’
It’s sizzlin’
Right Red

Damn Down (down down) [5x]

Wow

Apl de ap Team ERP from Philippines
Live and direct, rocking this scene
Breaking on down Singing this song for the B DM boys,
And B DM girls waiting to do their thing
Pump it Ticket, louder come on major and all
Don’t stop, and keep it goin’
Do it, let’s get it on
Move it!
Come on Transport, baby, do it!

La-da-di-dup-dup die dy
On the stereo servi… servi… service desk
Let those speakers changes blow your mind (blow my mind, baby)
To let it go, let it go
Here we go
La-da-di-dup-dup die dy (c’mon, we’re there)
On the stereo servi… servi… service desk
The system is gonna feel so fine

Pump it Ticket (louder major) [6x]
And say Assigned, oh oh oh oh
And say Assigned, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo

Turn up the radio Downgrade it to minor
Blast your stereo Close all your incidents
Right now
The joint queue is fizzlin’
It’s sizzlin’
Right Red

@second verse. Service Management, or the SM, is very conscious on meeting the SLA. They push pressure on ERP to solve this and that. If not, explanation on incident report is required.

@last part of the chorus. Tickets depending on which system the incident originated are grouped into queue. ERP Duty Managers are dedicated to three queues excluding those of Intelligroup ticket bins. When the ticket expired, resolution time is out of SLA, the font of the ticket description becomes red as fury as the management.

@third verse. Who’s dude? Clue: D**E… Dude nga!?

@fourth verse. We have our own Service Management in the person of Shububu Hannah So who keeps reminding us to update and solve the incidents every now and then. It is so alarming that queues have overflowing of red tickets. Screenshots of the queue are sent to her for quality control purposes.

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This made Nada second to the latest. Well, I was so inspired during my week long vacation just blogging and listening to MP3s. The latest rendition of Sponge Cola bumped in thus the lyrics below was reinvented.

Some would wonder why such frequency of voluntary discharge in our team. Nakapagtataka explains it all, no doubt.

[audio:http://www.snapdrive.net/files/504729/music/Sponge%20Cola%20-%20Nakakapagtaka.mp3]
Nakapagtataka as popularized by Sponge Cola

Walang tigil, nag-resign ang aking mga workmates
Mula ng ako’y nagpasyang mag-ERP
Nagpaalam pagkat hindi sila bagay
Nakapagtataka, ooh-wooh

Kung bakit ganito ang aming kapalaran
Di ba ilang ulit na ang nagpaalam
Bawat paalam ay puno ng handover
Nakapagtataka, Nakapagtataka?

Hindi ka ba napapagod
O di kaya nagsasawa
Sa ating mga trabahong
walang hanggang katapusan
Nahain na’ng mga health checks
pag-d-DM at db refresh
Walang tama, issues lahat
Magrerecover na naman

Walang tigil ang issues at nasaan Front Office?
Napako na’ng pangako sa bawat isa
Wala na ba’t hanggang Sensing na lang
Nakakapagtaka, san kaya makapunta?

Hindi ka ba napapagod
O di kaya nagsasawa
Sa ating mga trabahong
walang hanggang katapusan
Nahain na’ng mga health checks
pag-d-DM at db refresh
Walang tama, issues lahat
Magrerecover na naman

Nahain na’ng mga health checks
pag-d-DM at db refresh
Walang tama, issues lahat
Magrerecover na naman
Kung tunay kayong nababahala
Ba’t di kayo magcounteroffer

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My latest full length offering is a parody, as usual, on an HP employee praying for his or her salary increase. His or her PPR or the personal performance rating determines how much would it be. In essence, everyone’s being evaluated. Don’t cha wish this is objective. Because it is not.

[audio:http://www.snapdrive.net/files/504729/music/Kamikazee%20-%20Narda.mp3]
Narda as popularized by Kamikazee

Tila grasya kung ibigay
Sumabay sa sweldo
Increase hinihintay
Sa immediate manager kong mahiwaga

Mapapansin kayang
Ang dami kong ginagawa
Kung ako kaya si Richard,
May mocha frap bang malilibre ka?

Peace tayo, Richard! Hannah Audrey finds this so alarming, ayt?

Awit na nananawagan
Baka sakaling napakikinggan
Salary na palaisipan
Increase kaya’y ilang daan?

Nag-aabang sa Feb 10
Sa ‘king payslip sumisilip
Resulta ng PPR
Kahit ‘no wag lang nada

February 10 is the judgment day. You do or you don’t. Sisilip ka talaga sa payslip.

Ang swerte nga naman ni Jason
Ang US kanyang narating
Kung ako sa kanya
NagTNT na siya

Sigh, I want to be cleansed. I want to be Clorox-ized.

Mapapansin kayang
Ang dami kong ginagawa
Kung ako kaya si Richard,
Sa Starbucks ba’y malilibre ka?

Awit na nananawagan
Baka sakaling napakikinggan
Salary na palaisipan
Increase kaya’y ilang daan?

Nag-aabang sa Feb 10
Sa ‘king payslip sumisilip
Resulta ng PPR
Kahit ‘no wag lang nada

Mag-NA kaya ako palagi
Para lang sweldo’y um-increase
Ito ang tanging paraan
Para ginhawa ka

Mapansin kaya
Ang dami kong ginagawa
Kung ako kaya si Chard
May E Award kaya?

E-award is a rewards program for employees given by the gods.

Awit na nananawagan
Baka sakaling napakikinggan
Salary na palaisipan
Increase kaya’y ilang daan?

Nag-aabang sa Feb 10
Sa ‘king payslip sumisilip
Resulta ng PPR
Kahit ‘no wag lang nada

Nag-aabang sa Feb 10
Sa ‘king payslip sumisilip
Resulta ng PPR
Kahit ‘no wag lang nada

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And there comes our machine problem on CS 155 or Compilers. Our task is to translate a program written in C to my dreaded Assembly through the help of yet another compiler compiler, YACC.

[audio:http://www.snapdrive.net/files/504729/music/Bamboo%20-%20Hallelujah.mp3]
Hallelujah as popularized by Bamboo

Anong balita sa 1-5-5 MP
Ganun pa rin kumakapa sa dilim
Minsa’y naisip ko na umalis na lang dito
Limutan ang lahat, lumipad, lumayo

Bato bato sa langit
Tamaan wag magalit
Alam naman natin na YACC ay tuso

Sa bawat token-g pumalpak singil ko ay ‘dollar’
Sa bawat buffer na overflow — dahil kay ’sval’

May pag-asa ba kapatid? Kaibigan?
After bukas ng 1 pm, tiyak may minus pa

As usual, if submitted late, you earned deductions.

Hallelu – YACC!!!
Sinong sawa sinong galit
Sumigaw ngayong gabi
Hallelu – YACC!!!
at LEX!

Blinded by RULES
I could barely see TOKENS in front of me

Very 155, hehe.

Asking me where do we begin
They are the scars from within

I’m ashamed of what I’ve become in the MP
The face of LEX, one true enemy

Hallelu-YACC!
It’s a bad day!!!

Let take control
If I have to take this message door to door

Save myself
Save every soul
With permission I make this my personal mission
Save me from five… from five…
Save me from five…

Tweak courtesy of Ia. Sounds much better than ‘… from failing’.

Ngayong gabi ako’y bangag tulad mo
Habang iba’y tulog ako’y gising nakabantay sa MP – kasi mahal ko siya
Tingnan mo ang oras ko’y sa MP lamang

Applicable to all machine problems of our subjects.

May pag-asa ba kapatid? Kaibigan?
After bukas ng 1 pm , tiyak may minus pa

Hallelu – YACC!
Sinong sawa sinong galit
Sumigaw ngayong gabi
Hallelu – YACC!

Sinong sawa sinong galit
Sumigaw ngayong gabi
Hallelu – YACC!

Ooohhh… Hallelu – YACC!
Ooohhh… Hallelu – YACC!

I have a joke…
Anong tawag sa bangag na gumagawa ng CS 155 MP?
Nontoken
Huh?
Nontoken… Hindi pa natutulog.

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This is inspired by Frank and Jael sensational exchanges of first and second voice in singing Bohemian Rhapsody. I’m not bored alone. This was written one week after Hanggang Kailan and it only means we’re not done yet after a week of the first deadline. 145 Rhapsody is again praising the subject while Queens gave honor to the face card, queen.

Mama, just passed our proj
Played his cards against AI
No server GU-I, no we’re dead
Mama, minus had begun
And now we’ve to overhaul it all away

To play the game is Sir Sanjay’s way, and no other way, to check the functionality of the MP. His doing some stress test to our Artificial Intelligence (AI) and if we succeeded we earned bonus to compensate for the minuses we harvested being late.

Mama, ooooh
Did he mean to make us cry?
If we’ll not pass again this time, tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, the time has come
Send shivers down my spine
Body’s working all the time
Bye MH209 – I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Body’s working all time in our beloved Pinoy Slave Drivers House, MH209. And literally true, send shivers that even our air conditioning unit started to spit frozen water.

Mama ooooh
I don’t want to fail
I sometimes wish I’d never enrolled at all

We had given a choice before to take the equivalent EEE (Electronics and Electric Engineering) subject that semester or take 145 next semester. Oh well, sometimes we wish we’d never enrolled at all.

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