Blank Space and the 80 Instagrammers

Blank Space and the 80 Instagrammers

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In celebration of Instagram’s 400 million active users monthy and in anticipation of the Worldwide Instameet 12, I’ve rewritten Taylor Swift’s Blank Space to sum up the community which the Filipino Instagram users share one frame at a time. Blank Space is a perfect metaphor for the long list of minimalism lovers in Instagram. With their signature updates and cliche posts, I feature 80 accounts (if only I could make a discography of Taylor Swift to accommodate thousands more out there worth mentioning) in one all-star parody song. Turn on your music player, select this Tay-tay’s song, and sing along with this insane feed.


[Verse 1]
1. Nice to hashtag where you’ve been

A photo posted by #SinoPinas (@sinopinas) on

2. We could show you incredible things

A photo posted by Jm Sabariaga (@jmsabariaga9) on

3. Hot chic, highness, heaven scenes

A photo posted by @nellal on

4. No more squares and we thought, “Oh my God”

5. Look at that food, it looks like my next missed steak

6. Hashtag game, wanna play?

A photo posted by PAT LIM (@therealpatlim) on

7. Alchemy, Archetype

8. White as Kinfolk, Cereal Magazines

A photo posted by Bryan Benida (@bryanbenida) on

9. Ain’t it pretty when drones fly

10. And I know you heard about meets

11. So hey, let’s be friends

12. “Following” to see how this “like” ends

A photo posted by jejo bongat (@jejology) on

13. Grab the logo made by hand

14. We could make the good guys hike for a weekend

A photo posted by Benj Ramos (@benjstagram92) on


[Pre-Chorus]
15. So it’s gonna be forever

16. Or it’s gonna GoPro burst frames

17. We play tired bodies all over

18. Weekend hike is worth the pain

19. Coffee-other-than-Starbucks lovers

20. We tell you we’re insane

21. Cause we know you’ll love the ‘grammers

A photo posted by Tomas Cadiz (@tomcadiz) on

22. And you’ll love the gays

A photo posted by #BekiPinas (@bekipinas) on


[Chorus]
23. Cause we’re young and we’re restless

24. We chase falls even they’re far

25. Views leave you breathless

26. Paper with artful scar

27. Coffee-other-than-Starbucks lovers

A photo posted by _ r y a n (@royonagsawa) on

28. We tell you we’re insane

29. When we got a blank space baby

30. Put hands on the frame

A photo posted by Jantzen Tan (@jaaantzen) on


[Verse 2]
31. PH feasts, festive skies

A photo posted by Albert Realto (@albertowz) on

32. We could show you incredible things

33. Straight greens, back, blues, pretty files

A photo posted by Alexis Lim (@litratonijuan) on

34. He’s the king baby she’s the queen

A photo posted by Jaybee Sambat (@jaybeesambat) on

35. Find out what we want

A photo posted by Guille Francisco (@guillyeah) on

36. Suggested for a month

37. Goodies box is next to come

A photo posted by Jun Tagaro (@juntagaro) on

38. Oh no

A photo posted by Aizhar (@aizharalih) on

39. Hair while climbing, perfect forms

A photo posted by Evelio Barion (@eveliobarion) on

40. We could flat lay the table tops

A photo posted by Jelito de Leon (@jelitodeleon) on

41. Some face covered with ferns

A photo posted by John Austria (@mvltiple) on

42. Keep you second guessing like “Oh my God”

43. Who is she?

A photo posted by P (@pierreguevarraa) on

44. We love backs like seriously

45. Front side top back, each time naive

A photo posted by Jaypee Zuñiga (@japzzuniga) on

46. Cause darling IG is sweet business like an ice cream

A photo posted by James Sapnu (@jcsapnu) on


[Pre-Chorus]
47. So it’s gonna be forever

A photo posted by Thomas Caja (@thomascaja) on

48. Or it’s gonna GoPro burst frames

49. We play tired bodies all over

A photo posted by Austin (@aubeon) on

50. Weekend hike is worth the pain

51. Coffee-other-than-Starbucks lovers

A photo posted by Pat Abella (@beyondpat) on

52. We tell you we’re insane

A photo posted by Gary (@dudeinorange) on

53. Cause we know you’ll love skyscrapers

54. And you’ll love the frames

A photo posted by Earl Martinez (@earlmartinezz) on


[Chorus]
55. Cause we’re young and we’re restless

56. We chase falls even they’re far

57. Views leave you breathless

58. ‘Gram with a shiny car

59. Coffee-other-than-Starbucks lovers

60. We tell you we’re insane

A photo posted by @heraldherrera on

61. When we got a blank space baby

A photo posted by J (@jeromerafael) on

62. Put hands on the frame

A photo posted by Mikee Bernabe (@mikeeest) on


[Bridge]
63. Boys only want minimal capture

A photo posted by Raniel Hernandez (@rayniyel) on

64. Don’t say I didn’t say you shouldn’t tag yours

65. Girls only want minimal capture

A photo posted by Chee Concepcion (@cheecncpcn) on

66. Don’t say I didn’t say you shouldn’t tag yours


[Pre-Chorus]
67. So it’s gonna be forever

68. Or it’s gonna GoPro burst frames

A photo posted by Rob U (@wandrianrob) on

69. We play tired bodies all over

70. Weekend hike is worth the pain

A photo posted by CA (@chelsonduty) on

71. Coffee-other-than-Starbucks lovers

A photo posted by Louie G. (@louiegraphy) on

72. We tell you we’re insane

A photo posted by Hary Noel (@ph.noel) on

73. Cause we know you’ll love the ‘grammers

74. And you’ll love the frames

A photo posted by Bill with an e (@billetemanel) on


[Chorus]
75. Cause we’re young and we’re restless

A photo posted by Coleen Francisco (@coleenkf) on

76. We chase falls even they’re far

A photo posted by Javi Cang (@javycang) on

77. Views leave you breathless

A photo posted by @renzbarrion on

78. Like that of Eastern Samar

79. Coffee-other-than-Starbucks lovers

A photo posted by Jan Pizarras (@janpizarras) on

80.1. We tell you we’re insane

A photo posted by Jonas Roque (@facebuko) on

80.2. We surely love blank space baby

A photo posted by Jonas Roque (@facebuko) on

80.3. Follow our usernames

A photo posted by Jonas Roque (@facebuko) on

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