the super nazty portal of jonas roque
3 Feb
I can’t post this meme to Facebook for the site is blocked in the office network. So for the meantime, I’ll publish this 25 Random Things here. Most of the Nazty stuff here are unpublished, not yet blogged, and has never been told to most of my friends.
1. I was in Grade 2 when my service forgot to pick me up after a half-school-day. So the next Milo and Ovaltine boy walked a distance similar to UP Academic Oval under the midnoon sun.
2. I really want to join Pinoy Big Brother and to be among the Big Four. It’s not that I want to be an artista because I don’t have the looks of one and all that X-factor stuff in the first place. I just want to be a celebrity, an icon, a good cause endorser, a role model. I want to be complete. Lolz. Since the audition for the next season is over, I’m just preparing myself for the next one. Gym. Blogs. Network sites.
3. If only I have the intestines to endure blood from accident cuts and wounds, then I would be a doctor. I can take watching slasher movies like Scream and Saw because my nerve cells know it’s fake. But when I see such things live in real life, I’m the next patient. I’m feeling what the victim is feeling. And that really hurts! My Pa once fell from a ladder and got cut on his head. Then, I look for Ma. ‘Si Pa, Si Pa’. Blag! I fell dizzy.
4. A girl and I agreed that we can consider it as a relationship which happened when we’re Grade 6 until 1st year high. Haha. A decade after, we met again and I learned she’s a single mom. But some things are just too complicated to start with again. First love is the worst last song syndrome you’ll ever had. You can’t simply forget. ‘Magkahawak ang ating kamay at walang kamalay-malay…’ McDo!
5. One of the legacies I left from my first employer is the scrapbook that reminds the legacies of those who are leaving the company and the barkada. When I left the company, I handicrafted my own scrapbook.
6. My first cassette tapes that I bought were 98 Degrees and Rising and Talk on Corners of The Corrs. When audio cd’s and mp3’s are not yet hit, I used to compile popular songs in tapes.
7. I visited Katipunan strip which is just located at the UP Diliman boundary wben I was in fourth year in college. Pathetic! And thankful to discover Cello’s doughnuts.
8. My high school valedictory speech took 28 minutes just thanking everyone.
9. I lost two of my Nokia phones out of negligence. While I ruined my Bosch cellphone during our CAT because I forgot to take it out from the bag while we’re crawling and rolling in a improvised terrain.
10. I survived my Math 17 teacher who is a member of the dreaded Voltes V. I beg for a 0.25 higher grade on Math 53 so my weighted average for the entire semester won’t fell short from scholarship requirement. But eventually, I took revenge on my Math 54 because I received my 1.0 grade.
11. I love videoke. My first time experience was singing with the Computer Science faculty where I earned my first 100 score from the song ‘Pakisabi Na Lang’. They challenged me to sing the same song again for they doubt the algorithm of the Magic Sing. And then I earned my second 100 score.
12. I love movie watching with my barkada, with someone and sometimes alone. Yeah, alone. What the hell?! But if you’re watching a movie at your comfort and with your popcorn. That’s heaven. I think that’s why they come up with Platinum stuff.
13. One time I was so damn frustrated and depressed, I walked around Paseo de Roxas and Ayala Avenue block, less-than-cursing. Then, I went to Greenbelt – to the Chapel. Then, I feel sorry for my less-than-cursing. And said to myself, I will be happy. And then, the rest is a happy history.
14. I was a Best Man of a groom which a relative from my father’s side and who I haven’t known. It appeared that I outshined the groom because of the well-tailored barong that I borrowed from a groom of another wedding the family attended before.
15. Aside from blogging, I am also writing story concepts, kinda rough drafts made for TV and movies. One of the reasons why #2 is important so I can penetrate the Pinoy entertainment industry. Though I like to play a role from my works, I would rather write a script or direct the movie or the TV series.
16. I enjoy our sibling rivalry with my brother. If he claims he did some thing better, I’m proud that I’ve done it first. Computer Science. UP Diliman. Hewlett-Packard. Hehe. But good thing I have my ambigram ability. What can you say, my Peter Petrelli brother? Haha.
17. I never won a campus wide student election slash popular contest. I’m not the popular kid and some folks have their own impressions. Though, I’m successful in class elections and alumni officer selections. I am the president of our high school alumni association, the block head of a freshie block and one of the representatives of our Computer Science batch. It means you only need to know me deeper and both of us gonna like each other.
18. Psychology 101 is my favorite subject. It’s an elective and grateful that I’ve taken it. Because of it, I am able to understand the behavior of people – persons that I like and I didn’t.
19. It was Physics long exam day when I was held up inside a Pantranco jeep going to UP. The thief took my wallet containing P200.00, ATM and ID’s. I explained to the instructor that I can’t present my ID because it’s also stolen. My friend and seatmate lent me P70.00 so I can travel back home to Bulacan.
20. Physical checkup results show that my hearing is 100% ok even when I was a child, a maggot fell from the ceiling and dropped inside my ear. Ewe!
21. I peed in my short when I was Grade 3 because I was about to leave the room when our teacher came. The class had to recite some prayers and ‘Good Morning Ma’m, Good Morning Classmates’ lines to start the class. ‘Eh ang tagal ninyo eh’, I said to my seatmate.
22. I won P100 from a 4-digit Lotto draw. Beginner’s luck.
23. I love to give names, awards, titles to my classmates and friends. During high school and HP days, I organized annual awards that honor favorite love teams, heartthrobs, look-a-likes, fashionistas and the like. While, they named me as ‘Mr. Fashionista’ and ‘Male Star of the Night’.
24. I’m not a religion believer but I believe in God and in doing good. For me, religion is just an organization.
25. It’s my birthday today and I’m 25.
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