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19 May
Since I can’t get enough of The Singing Bee of ABS-CBN 2, I present you what could a contestant sing in that game show. Laugh trip! Updated from the original article “Cheap Song Hits”.
Newest Addition
Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler
We’re living in a pyrotech and givin off sparks.
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
You Give Love a Brand Name
You Give Love A Bad Name
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango?
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Classic
Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You by Glenn Medeiros
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… You know naman my love how much I love you…
[or]
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… Auto-load my love how much I love you…
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… You ought know by now how much I love you…
Thumbthumping by Chumbawumba
I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas’s gonna bring me down…
[or]
I get no thumb, but it grew up again…
I get knocked down, but I get up again…
Original Post
Superman by Five for Fighting
Understand to fly… I’m not denying…
I can’t stand to fly… I’m not that naive
Cruisin’ by Gwyneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis
Let the music stay confined… then release and you’ll be fine…
Let the music take your mind… just release and you will find
Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston
I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano….
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone’s shadow
Cry by Mandy Moore
A walk to remember, it was late afternoon!
I’ll always remember, it was late afternoon
All My Life by K-Ci and Jojo
Supposed to be you’re like my mother, supposed to be you’re like my sister
Close to me you’re like my mother… close to me you’re like my sister
Where’s The Love by Black Eyed Peas
People killing, people flying, children hurt a living, crying…
People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying
Leaving On A Jet Plane by John Denver
So kiss me and smaffle me…
So kiss me and smile for me…
My Boo by Usher & Alicia’s
It started when we were younger you were nine…
It started when we were younger you were mine
If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys
Some people want tambourines…
Diamond rings!
Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
My only nest is killing me… and I…
My loneliness…
Crush by Jennifer Paige
I-splash, a little crush…
It’s just… a little crush…
Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Viva Californication… .
Dream of Californication…
No Scrubs by TLC
A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fine but is also known as a bus stop
Buster!
Waterfalls by TLC
Don’t go Jason waterfalls…
Chasin’…
Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer
You’re Alice in Wonderland… You’re Alice in Wonderland
Your body is a Wonderland…
Baa Baa Black Sheep, the nursery rhyme
Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road…
Have you any wool?
With A Smile by Eraserheads
Lift your hand… baby don’t be scared…
Lift your head…
Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal
Maaaaaaaaaag… Magdamag mong sasabihin…
Wag na wag mong sasabihin…
On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men
Oh God give me the reason, I’m down… Abandon me…
I’m down on bended knees
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hehehehehe natatawa naman ako, ang cute cute.
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