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Engalog. An English-Tagalog Translation.
30 Aug
Aspect – pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Backlog – bacon saka egg
Balance Sheet – what comes out after eating a balance diet (ser Gerry, totoo ba?)
Beehive – magpakatino ka (nandiyan ang Shift Management Team)
Calculator – tawagan kita mamaya
Cattle – doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
CD-ROM – tingnan mo ang kwarto
City – bago mag-utso; a number to follow 6
Contemplate – not enough pinggan (Ate, pahugas po)
Debug – ang ipis
Dedicated – pinatay ang pusa
Deduct – ang pato
Defeat – ang paa (ng pato?)
Defense – ang bakod
Defer – ang balahibo
Deflate – ang plato
Defrag – ang palaka
Delivery – walang bayad. kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian.
Delusion – maluwang. kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION.
Deposit – gripo. call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking.
Depress – ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING. see PERSUADING.
Detail – ang buntot (ng pato?)
Detest – ang eksamin
Devalue – ang susunod sa letrang ‘V’
Devastation – dun sasakay ng bus
Devote – ang boto
Dilemma – brownout!
Effort – ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane
Forums – apat na kwarto
Ice Buko – is my hair ok?
It Depends – kainin mo ang bakod
July – nagsinungaling ka ba?
Liturgy – what comes after litur F
Masturbation – malawakang gutom
Persuading – unang kasal.
Predicate – pakawalan mo ang pusa
Profit – (capital P) messenger of God;(small P) patunayan mo
Protestant – tindahan ng prutas
Punctuation – pera para maka-enroll
Shampoo – bago mag-labing-isa
Statue – ikaw ba yan?
Tenacious – footwear for tennis
Thesis – ito ay…
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ahaha…i love this post… >_<
pa translate naman sa tagalog ang kantang because of you
ang kulet hehe
MAlupit ka PlA MaG tranSlaTe ehh
pa TranSlate nmn UnG MoMent Of TruTh
dagDagan Mu p pO
pki translate naman ung song na moment of truth, tonight and fall for you sa TagaL0g..pLs.? thanks2..Luv it ka.c eh..
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hello!!!!!!!!pkitranslate nmn po ng mag ito sa tagalog…
*hot heads do not produce cool thoughts
*A man’s language is an index of his thoughts!
*The man who speaks gently is heard further.
*The harder hhe conflict ,the sweeter the reward.
*Success requires no explanation _failures must be doctored with alibis
yun n po un… please po…tnx=+_”#$
ganda ng mga translations paki translate sa english ang salitang “SAYANG”
paki translate na man po ni to………………Laida is a modern-day Belle. She works hard to provide for her family while believing that someday she will meet her prince charming and they will live happily ever after together. That prince charming is none other than Miggy Montenegro, the youngest of the Montenegro clan—a well established family in the business world. Laida dreams of meeting Miggy every day and every night. These dreams lead her to apply as an Editorial Assistant at Miggy’s newly established men’s magazine Bachelor despite it being a long shot, hoping that working in the company will allow her to be close to the man who invades her dreams every night.
By some sort of luck, Laida lands the job. Overwhelmed by the being in the presence of her crush, and by her instant employment, Laida remains blind to the fact that the Miggy she dreams of is very different from the real one. Miggy in person is a hothead who thinks he’s always right. The word “sorry” doesn’t mean anything to him. Everyone is scared of him, except Laida, who is always ready to defend her dream man. Blindly she caters to his whim, even when he sent her to be his proxy on his date with his girlfriend, breaking her heart a little. Her co-workers question her unrelenting dedication to such a monster but when Laida proves quite loyal to the man, gossip about Laida’s feelings for their boss starts to circulate. Laida, to defend herself, unwittingly reveals information about Miggy’s personal life which earns her his ire. Being shouted at for the first time by the man she dreams of opens Laida’s eyes to reality. And her awakening in turn leads to Miggy’s rude awakening of why people do not like him.
No one has ever talked back to Miggy before. No one dared tell him their opinions and or suggestions. Miggy was always right and that’s how he likes it. But when Laida, a simpleton who just follows his every command tells him to his face that he is wrong, Miggy begins to wonder if the reason for his failures could actually be him. For the first time Miggy apologizes. And this opens the door to a whole new world of a lot of “firsts” for Miggy. With the help of Laida, Miggy slowly learns to be a team player. With the help of Laida, Miggy slowly learns the value of loyalty.
But Miggy’s conflict with his siblings keeps pulling Miggy back to his old ways, and not even Laida’s presence in his life can clear the shadow cast on him by his family. Laida does everything she knows just to help Miggy at the expense of time with her family. As Laida and Miggy’s fight to save the magazine become more intense, so is their fight to keep their intentions and emotions at bay. Will Laida and Miggy ever figure out the right combination to solve their problems in business and in their personal lives? Or will their mismatching personalities, despite their common interest and goal keep them from ever figuring out their perfect pair?……………………..plZZZZZZZ…..
ASAP……… kailangan lng po……..
ahahhahaha.,.,parang abnoi\
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