The long overdue ambigram for my workmate, Larisse, has finally been uploaded. It ended one of my favorites in the simplicity category now. It took me less than thirty minutes for this to be created. I think it has bested the record of Resly’s ambigram.

I also have a Jason-Laris ambigram which was my second work of art (Dans came first) and was created one week after Larisse and Jason had announced “their thing”. But it’s quite pilit so I decided to overhaul it to the effect that I have to utilize all the letters of Jason Erick and Larisse Gale. I’ll post it soon.

“Larisse”. Nazty Ambigrams by Jonas Roque

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Here’s the first installment set of PERP (Photos of ERP).

Should it be written as WORK = LIFE Balance? Or should be read as Work minus Life Balance?

More PERP issues coming!

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After Borakada Blast last month, barkada gimmicks continue. We raid movie houses. We dine and dash food trips. We drink beer and cheer. We redefine what it means to be an ITO Support Specialist when we watch and support the barkada ITO Gold Miner players of the HP sportsfest.

If there’s only one bond that I enjoy while staying at the company, it is the bond the friendship has built.

Movie Maraton

Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End, Glorietta 4, May 24.

I’m with Myk and Jeff. We were 15 minutes late and arrived at the scene where Will Turner’s gang was sailing in cold waters. I got lost and seems like I was on the doldrums half of the movie for I haven’t watched the second installment of the Pirates. I could as Myk on my left but this was Myk’s first Pirates movie. On my right is Jeff but couldn’t help too since he’s sleeping. Basta tawa na lang kami ni Myk kapag nagpapatawa sina Jack Sparrow at Captain Barbossa. Rating: 3 out of 5 stars.

Ocean’s 13, Shangri-La, June 16.

The Champions in the making.

Headed to Ortigas with Myk, Jeff, JP and Dans after the first win basketball game. Good thing even we haven’t made a reservation we managed to have row of 5 seats for us. It was Jeff’s day by the way. Good thing I was sitted next with Myk who had watched the second sequel. I might end lost again. I don’t know from Myk (who’s developing Security tools) but I felt satisfied working in the Security area while watching the movie. I really love penetration… I mean, intrusion. Imagine probability and statistics are also incorporated with this area and of course, computer graphics. Weeh!

Suddenly, creativity rushed in and the idea of having an own version of gangsters since we already have our Sir Gerry then popped in. Read related post here.

Anyways, back to the movie… I enjoyed it and everyone did. Ocean’s 12 is not a prerequisite to understand the third installment. Yes, the technologies of the hotel might be close to fiction but let’s see what computers will become. I write stories. I write programs. And I know the possibility. Rating: 4 out of 5 stars.

We went to Mr. Kabab for dinner without Myk for his 9-NA shift has begun. Quezon City became my second home for five years yet I haven’t stepped in to the famous Mr. Kabab. Rating: 3.5 out of 5 spoons. I’m not a big fan of shawarma but Mr. Kabab is interestingly better than it.

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You might already have read this from another friend’s blog or forwarded email. These have been old jokes but they remain funny (after all). I commented every line so every time someone would cut and face this post on his or her blog, I would be immortal. Sana kayanin nyo pa ulit ang pagtawa.

Anulled and void
[Ah, broken marriage...]

Are you joking my leg?
[Baka namanlong-legged legs pa yan. Ayos!]

Are you sure ka na ba?
[Blame Kris Aquino. ]

Base-to-base casis
[Anongbase ka nga ulit?]

Been there, been that.
[You must been everywhere... hahaha]

Beneath the belt
[Kung paano daw ako humirit. Nasaktan ba kita?]

Burn the bridge when you get there.
[Burn the bushes sabi ng officemate namin...]

Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?
[Napagod ako dun ah. It's sweater than second time around.]

Can you repeat it once again?
[Isa ka pa!]

Can’t you just cut me some slacks?
[Straight cut?]

C’mon let’s join us!
[C'mon c'mon naman yan.]

Don’t touch me not!
[Noli Me Tange Ire]

Do you have more brighter ideas?
[Nagdilim ang paligid ko ah.]

First and for all.
[Last and for least...]

For all intense and purposes.
[Ka-tense ito.]

Forget it about it.
[Okay, I'll forgive it about it too.]

Get the most of both worlds.
[Makamundong nilalang ka!]

Give him the benefit of the daw.
[Ano daw?]

Hello?… For a while, please hang yourself…
[Wait! Hindi na ako makahinga. Sandali lang. HHEL--. Busy dial tone.]

Hi. I’m , What’s yours?
[Bwelo muna kasi, By the way I'm, what's yours dapat]

How much is the kidney meal?
[Kidney ni Jollibee ang ni-donate.]

I can’t take it anymore of this!
[I can't too!]

I couldn’t care a damn!
[Darn!]

I ran into some errands.
[Ano daan papuntang errands?]

If worse comes to shove.
[The shove comes worst.]

I’m only human nature.
[Oo nga naman, nagkakamali din anghuman nature.]

I’m very iterated!
[Naku! Takbo! Galit na siya!]

I’m sorry, my boss just passed away.
[Ah... umalis lang. Mabubuhay pa daw ba siya?]

In the wink of an eye.
[croons "Kisapmata"]

It’s a blessing in the sky.
[Google search "blessing in the sky", hindi ka lang nag-iisa.]

It’s a no-win-win situation.
[Pangit nga naman kasi kung lose-lose.]

It’s as brand as new.
[Anong brand nga 'to?]

It’s not my problem anymore! It’s your problem anymore!
[Parang minumura mo ako ha. Anymore rin.]

Let’s give them a big hand of applause.
[Horror ito.]

My answers have been prayered.
[Buti naman na-gets Niya.]

None ID. Nothing Entry.
[I have no to say more.]

Now and there.
[Hear and then.]

One of these days is not like the other.
["in another" pala ito - HP ERP joke]

Please me alone!
[Shut your up!]

Right there and right then.
[Kanina ka pa ha.. I'm starting to get iterated.]

So far, so good, so far.
[So?]

So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….
[Napaghalo yunglyrics.]

Take things first at a time.
[First and fourth most.]

That’s what I’m talking about it.
[Talk to my finger 'coz you don't deserve a hand.]

The feeling is actual.
[Actual understanding pala.]

The more the manyer.
[The more entries you send the manyer chances of winning.]

The sky’s the langit.
[Di kita ma-reach. Taas mo, pre!Heaven!]

Well well well. Look do we have here!
[Well...]

What are friends are for?
[Sisihin ang kanta.]

What happened after the erection of the volcano?
[Ano bang lumalabas diyan sa erection? Siyempre lava. Kayo talaga!]

What is the next that is?
[Next entry.]

What is the world is coming to?
[End?]

Whatever you say so.
[Whatever!]

What’s your next class before this?
[Mapapaaga dropping nito.]

Where’d you came from?
[Saang planeta ka galing?]

You can never can tell.
[Destiny. Comical nga lang.]

You want to have your cake and bake it too.
[Parang si Wendy ah. Kung gusto mong magbreakfast, magluto ka.]

You’re barking at the wrong dog.
[Sit, tree, sit.]

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I’m not sure if this was really a menu in a restaurant near the NAIA airport. Check out their menu. As you go on, it’s becoming more interesting and more flavorful.

1. TapSiLog – Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
2. LongSiLog – Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
3. HotSiLog – Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
4. PorkSiLog – Pork, Sinangag, Itlog
5. ChickSiLog – Chicken, Sinangag, Itlog
6. AzuCarera – Adobong Aso
7. LugLog – Lugaw, Itlog
8. PaKapLog – Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
9. KaLog – Kanin, Itlog
10. PaKaLog – Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
11. MaaLog na BetLog – Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
12. BaHaw – Bakang Inihaw
13. KalKal – Kalderetang Kalabaw
14. HiMas – Hipon Malasado
15. HiMas SuSo – Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
16. HiMas PekPek – Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan
17. PekPek Mong MaLaKi – Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin
18. DiLa – Dinuguan, Laing
19. DiLaAn Mo – Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
20. BoKa BoKa – Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
21. BoKa BoKa Mo Pa – Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit
22. KanToT – Kanin, Tortang, Talong
23. KanToT Pa – Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
24. SiGe KanToT Pa – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
25. SiGe KanToT Pa iBaon mo – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out
26. SiGe KanToT Pa Ha – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo
27. SiGe KanToT Pa iBaon mo Papa! – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out with Ketchup
28. PaKanToT – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
29. PaPaKanToT – Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
30. PaPaKanToT Ka Ba – Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako
31. PaKanToT Sa ‘Yo – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging + Yosi
32. PaKanToT Ka – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape
33. PaKanToT Ka habang MaTiGAs Pa – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit [Super Meal!!!]
34. SuBo – Sugpo, Bopis
35. SuBo Mo – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
36. SuBo Mo Pa – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
37. SuBo Mo Pa MaiGe – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
38. SuBo Mo TiTe Ko – Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki, Kochinta
39. SuBo Mo TiTe Ko BiLis – Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis
40. SuBo Mo TiTe Ko BiLis, HAYOP! – same as #39, minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.

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