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27 May
Hello Philippines and Hello World! Kayo pa rin ay tumututok sa nag-iisa at ang pinakamalaking Teleserye Ng Totoong Buhay Sa Likod Ng Mga Pangarap Pahirap. Ito ang Pinoy Big Bother!
Pinoy Big Bother is the newest reality game showcasing and incorporating the concepts of best reality shows that hit the TV to show the life inside the House. Unlike the Big Brother show, the contestants’ goal here is to be evicted alive out of the house. Escaping is never been this easy. The last one standing is the American (company’s) Idol, the lone Survivor of Makati.
The 64 Inmates
Meet the prisoners inside the Big Bother’s Slave Drivers’ House. Some already managed to escape. See redscaled former convicted folks. (There are other persons that should be included here but just to preserve the simplicity of the mechanics, let it be sixty-four.)
The Tribes
Pinoy Big Bother has started with three tribes inside the Slavedrivers’ House namely Kanlaon, Hibok and Arayat. They’re separated according to tenure and some other factors.
Eviction Night
Just like Big Brother’s festive eviction night, Big Bother’s version is a monthly despedida event being celebrated usually by videoke singing for the freedom of the fortunate evicted inmates. Here are the past eviction episodes:

Triccie’s Eviction

Shella’s Eviction

Andoy’s Eviction

Allyn, Ardee and Dondie’s Triple Eviction

Marf’s Eviction
Deal Or No Deal
Before one would be officially kicked out from the House, the management will offer a retention pay. Stay one more month and the pay is yours. Is it a deal or no deal?
Forced Eviction
If you want to force yourself out of this game, pay the bond. Recently, Ardee forced himself to be evicted.
Weekly Task
Beautified alias for DM.
Apprentice
A new tribe, Samat, was placed within the corners of the house. The last tribe that will arrive may not be eliminated. Immunity is back up with bond.
Road Block
There’s a certain number of members of the same tribe that are allowed to be evicted at the same month. In due time, this number will rise.
Nomination
It has been an accepted tradition to have nominees for eviction every month. And in this month, it will be decided who among the following will stay inside the Housemate. Rumor has it. Ewan ko lang!
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23 Responses for "Pinoy Big Bother"
haha.. kwela tong post n to.. pero teka, si jason red din… naevict n b sha? jison, u’re fired!
pati pala si she, red…
@ larisse
sina jason at she kasi from P&G to NASA. kaya evicted na din somehow.
@ jeff (offline)
sina jennyvi at paz, hindi sila evicted, wala lang ako pictures nila, same with chipi, alvin, jing, john o and jonathan.
@ all
Release nyo ako ha.
dapat si alvin pula na din — kse si bob pula na rin eh…
paexplain naman ng mga groupings
“Kanlaon, Hibok and Arayat” Salamat.
@ andoy
si alvin kasi he’s working pa rin sa P&G, specifically, Wella systems
For Kanlaon, Hibok and Arayat, nothing in particular sa naming convention. No relationship sa tenure. Pero bakit volcanoes ang trip ko… ah kasi para tayong bulkan na sasabog na! Hahaha!
sa tingin ko madagdagan pa yung pula
@ shella
yup… sa june! basta nasa nominees yung aalis.
Ei ako lng sa nominees ang iba ang background ng pic…evicted b un or matitira?! :p Kids…kaya natin toh…pagsubok lamang yan…matatauhan dn ang hechpee…bibigyan tau ng malaking sweldo!…tapos bibigyan tau ng kotse instead of shuttle service!…tapos pasasakayin tau sa airplane!…tapos mamemeet natin ung mga fafa sa ibang regions!…tapos titira tau sa disneyland! yahooo!…libre lng mangarap
galing ng article na to. kuhang kuha mo jonas! Reality tlaga.. hehe ;D
bakit pati si booger aka jannie eh sinama nyo sa pagpapaevict!!!! wag nmn!!!
( waahh! wg nyo syang kunin…
@ jannie boy
Kasi wala ka nung pictorial kaya kumuha na lang ako ng ibang pic.
May naniwala talaga na aalis ka hehe. Pero alam ko naman na may puwang pa sa puso mo ang echpe. Well, hp – hanggang invent-o na lang ba ng pangarap?
@ coleen
Yeah, reality bites! Yung pagsama kay jannie ay isang publicity propaganda lang… hehehe… pero malay mo sa November wala na lahat yung mga nominees ngayon. Pila-pila lang.
they had read this post
64.Red-80-39-156.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net (Telefonica De Espana)
Cataluña, Barcelona, Spain, 1 returning visit
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(Boranet-net)
Singapore, 3 returning visits
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m114.delta20.maxonline.com.sg (Starhub Cable Vision Ltd Singapore Broadband Access Provider)
Singapore, 2 returning visits
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125-238-240-241.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz (Telecom Xtra)
New Zealand, 1 returning visit
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(Accenture)
Texas, Dallas, United States
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proxy4-wh.uk.deuba.com (Cw-deutsche-bank-london-net)
United Kingdom, 1 returning visit
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1Cust248.tnt1.hdn1.deu.da.uu.net (Verizon Deutschland Gmbh)
Nordrhein-westfalen, Dortmund, Germany, 2 returning visits
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(Ibm Singapore Pte Ltd)
Singapore, 1 returning visit
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ptp144-el-r01-LPZ.eastlink.de (Hl Komm Telekommunikations Gmbh)
Sachsen, Chemnitz, Germany, 1 returning visit
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They’re once ERP members. Some of them are with redscaled pictures in this post.
My article pala sells like pancake.
nice post..ex-ERP member PBB1 yata. hehehehe.
@ ronaldv
Yeah, Marianne told me how wide na yung spread ng post. Hehehe…
Another ronald will make his way out of the House… soon.
Katuwa naman tong blog mo Jonas! Pero bakit parang mawawipe-out ata ang QMR team?? Waaahhh!!!
Nice piece of work Jonas.
Welcome! to SCCPI Prof. Ronald Almeda.
allyn, mauubos na kasi nawala ka na. ano palang prize ang makukuha pag maging last man standing?
Maayos
Sa mga tinatamaan, please be professional. Wala namang sigawan. We (or at least the remaining unfortunates) can file an SOBC case against you. It’s really a pity you hired the best of the best in the Philippines. The plan is firing back at you. Wawa.
@ronaldv
Um, maging American Company’s Idol?
@ardee
pwede niyang iraise to sa higher governance… pwede ko ring magfile ng SoBC case. for now, peace na ako at ang LT. in the first place hindi naman yan ang intention ko, magpatawa lang. mejo complex lang yung sense of humor ka ata. pero wag lang nila talaga busalan ang mga nanggaling sa lupain ng mga nakikibaka. freedom of speech ito
@all
i stand corrected pero i won’t stop making my own stand.
grabe hehehe nakagray out na uing mga pix
amoy clorox na ako…
wag na kayo maghanap ng trabaho.. punta kayo jobstreet, search nyo SAP Basis.. isa lang ang bagsak nyo..
amoy clorox na ako…
@andoy
siyempre, ingat-ingat na tayo
@jason
hmmm… mukhang nadaya nila ang Jobstreet nyan ha. Bakit sila ang top results? Hihi.
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password is removed! ano kaya maiisip ng mga taong bago sa ERP pag mabasa ito?
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