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Pinoy Pickup Lines
8 May
Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.
Uy, picture tayo!
Para ma-develop tayo!
Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.
Pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.
Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.
I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!
P’wede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.
May lisensya ka ba?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.
May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.
Am I a bad shooter?
‘Coz i keep on missing you.
Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.
Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.
Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.
Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi i can’t smile without you.
Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.
Anong height mo?
Ha?! Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?
Sana T na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to U
Are you Jamaican??
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.
Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.
Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.
Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu-shoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.
Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!
Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!
Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.
Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?
Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.
I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?
Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.
May butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!
Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!
Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!
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1,229 Responses for "Pinoy Pickup Lines"
[...] naman yung mga philosophers na instead love songs eh quotes yung nilalagay. Minsan pick up ines din kasama dito. Madalas, hindi nagbabago yung status. Sabi nga dito, ‘We are what we [...]
haha!! ang cute teecee!! hehe!!
paulit ulit lang ha!!!
eto bago!!!
alam mo ban ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang pagmamahal ng langaw sa tae,
kasi hindi iiwan ng langaw ang tae!!!!
dag dag pa po kau.. hehehe
boy: miss, freezer ka ba?!
girl: ha? ba’t mo naman nasabi?
boy: kasi tinitigasan ako sayo eh!
hey…can you be my tiolet?
natatae kase ako sa pagmumukha mo…hahaha
ur like a “TAE”
kase hindi tlga kita magawang matanggihan…
sana ikaw nlang si garci…
para lagi ako may hello…
bgay pa poh kau plzzz…
Taga-SM ka ba?
Kasi you got it all eh.
Amazing.. ang galing nyo !!^^
dagdagan nyo pa..
yung mga coll at mejo hot na nakakakilig..
lalaki: miss naglalaro ka ba ng baril barilan?
babae: oo naman, bakit?
lalaki: PATIRA NAMAN OHH!!!
KAHIT ISANG PUTOK LANG!!HEHE
EI,, hangin ka ba??
kc icant breath w/o you ehh…
I got these from a forum:
Is your name mickey?
Because your so FINE!
Terorista ba tatay mo?
‘Coz you’re the BOMB!
Boy: You look like my 5th gf.
Girl: Ilan na ba naging gf mo?
Boy: 4.
Are your parents greek?
Coz you look like a goddess!
Are we in Lord of The Rings?
Coz you’re my preciousss
Are you a klepto?
Or did you steal my heart on purpose?
Is this the Matrix?
Because I think you’re The One.
berto: miss ndi kb napapagod?
miss: ndi, bakit?
berto: kc kanina k p tumatakbo sa isip ko eh
alien b tatay m?
kc wla ng kgaya m d2 s mundo..
alam mo ba,para akong rexona
kasi i won’t let you down.
di ko na kailangan ng redhorse,, sayo plng may TAMA na ko
lufet nung kay “”jamaicaH”" hehehe…
“”ur like a “TAE”
kase hindi tlga kita magawang matanggihan…”"
geometry k b kc,,,
kahit anong ANGLE ang cute mo,,, ngak!?
para kang kape, di ka nagpapatulog
pagdiniretso ko ba tong daan na e2,,,
diretso din ba sa puso moh,,,
ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko
Miss Naliligaw kaba? o Gusto mong ligawan kita
correct ko lang yun una dude ha
“para kang tae
dahil di kita matiis”
boy: mis ice kaba?
girl: bakit?
boy: crush kita!
guy: Miss nagpapayong ka ba?
chx: Bakit?
guy: inuulan k kasi ng kagandahan eh
kaya m b akong MURAHIN?
kc kung hndi..
MAHALIN m n lng aq!..
Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
Can you subtitue my “x”?
kaya pla walng star sa lagit kac……
nand2 k… heheh
pasali na rin….
miss nasaan ka kagabi???
(nasa bahay lang)
kaya pala wala ka sa panaginip ko eh…
delete na kita sa frendster ko….
ha bakit ayaw mo na akong mging frends???
ndi…gus2 ko kc more than frends na…
pasali po ah..
dagdag p kau
boy: damit kb???
girl:huh? bkit?
boy: lagi kc kitang kelangan..haha toinkz
you’re like a cigarette
coz you give me hope!
i 4got ur name
can i coL u “mine”?
asteg! =)
dagdag co ln
Boy: shabu kb?
Girl: ha? bkt?
Boy: nkka-adik k kxe..
–banat!
dAg dAg din pO aQ.,
(dalawAng studEnt sA clasrum)
girL:bkT kA nAkatitig sA nympLate kO?.
Boy:hinihiNtAy kO kCng mAlipAt ApiLidO kO dyAn.
hAhA.
Boy: Tuta ka ba?
Girl: Huh?
Boy: Ang cute mo ksi.. ^.^
Nang mainlove c riyane kay miko!
Yhang:MIk bangin k b??
Miko:ha??bk8 nmn??
Yhang:im falling 4 u na kc!
SwEEt BrEak -up!!!
girl:BREAK n TAu! ..nid q kc mgConcEntrAte sa stUdieS q Eh..
Boy:sIgUraDuhIn mO lAng waLa k BaGsaK…..kUndi
TAU ULet!!! ^^.
paGkatapoS ng klase!
aLdrin: uwi na taU!
riYanne: hintay ko pa C miKo
jOg:naKz!!
riYannE: baKit ba?!!!
aldrIn: banGis ah!!!
riyaNne: maY sasaBihin lang ako sa kanya
miko: oh ? jan pala kau!!!
riyannE: mIk… mik!!! ahMMM… baLik mu na puso ko!!!!
mahaL! mahal na kita mik!!!
jog:hayy!!!gabi na naman tau pinauwi…
cris: uu nga eH!!
jog:(nagulat pagtingin sa ksama)
jog:kaya pala nawawala ang mga bituin sa langit eH
cris:bkiT?
jog: naputa na lahat sa mukha mO…^^,
pa-wish daw..hehehe!!!
tumataba ka na ata ha…
bumibilog…
at…
unti unting…
naging mundo ko…
Peyborit fud mo ba ang Alpo? You’re bitchier than my dog.
@Brian
that “you are my world” is one of the bests.
salamat sa pagbisita. :p
ganda ng mga pick up lines
khit corny slyt..hahaha
dagdag pha phO kau ha??
pinaka astig to!
miss pinag lihi kba s lindol??
dumadagundong kc puso q pag nakikita kita eh!
Miss, troso ka ba?
kasi ang sarap mong sibakin eh.
nyahahahaha. garapalan na toh!!!!
pa dagdag lang pho huh??
honey, apoy kha ba??
Kasi pag mgktabi tau habang humihiga
parang umiinit ang katawan ko..
hehehehehehehe.. lolZZ..
roses are red heart is also red we when combine i love u more than ever….
yan c grande ang lupet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abo man maging bato? bato man maging abo? isa lang ang tanong ko? mahal mu ba ako?
nyahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
may mga taong tanga? may mga taong bobo… pagnagmahal ka ng taong gus2 mu at ayaw ka? tanga ka… pag may nagmahal sau at d mu gus2 bobo ka? ako aaminin ko bobo ako pero sana hnd ka tanga….
wag mung pipitasin ang isang bulaklak kung sasayangin mu lang….
paano ko sasavihing mahal kita kung may mahal kanang iba?
txt me if u want hehehe…. hirs my number 09278086020…..
roses are red…..
sky is blue…………….
my heart for u………
bcoz ilveu…………….
s puno ng mangga……….
s dahon ng sampaguita………
doon m mkikita………..ang taon lging ngmamahal sau………..
hmm.d p syado mgnda pro ok n dn..^^
bglaang pglabas lng yn sa bibig ko..boink pgndahin nio n lng.
sna centrum k n lng..
pra completo n buhay ko,
ang galing mo cgrong mgbowling
kc sa puso ko plang nkaStike k kgd…
grabe..ang dami n ng mga pick-up line ngaun noh..
wla n nga akong maisip eh…
kundi ikaw..
wahaha..^_^
haha…lupit ng mga pick up lines…try ko nga…
“….nung mawala ka sa buhay ko….daig ko pa ang edsa….I CAN’T MOVE ON…=]
guy:miss pinto kba?
girl:bkt mo nmn nsabi?
guy:pra pwede kitang pasukan at labasan..
Guy:miss kape kba??
girl:bkit mo nmn nsbi??
Guy:kc pinapainit mo ang daga ko..
guy:miss kulangot kba?
girl:bkt?
guy:kc ur so hard to get.
guy:miss shades kba??
girl:bkit mo nmn nsbi?
guy:kc ang init ng tngin ko sau ehh
guy:cgro kumain k ng asukal?
girl:bkt nmn?
guy:kc ang ganda ng mga ngiti mo eh.
boy:miss bungi kba??
girl:hnd!! bkit??
boy:kc bungi ako kaya gnun! gaya ka!
lolo: miss pede pa kiss??
lola: bkit mo nmn gs2??
lolo: kc basa ung mga labi mo ehh.. jamming!!
lalakwe:mglo2ad k pb??
babae:y??
lalakwe:expired k n s puso
Yesterday, QTV 11 ’s Ang Pinaka listed down their own pickup lines – baduy and will not work according their panel. Here’s the top ten:
10. Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you…
9. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
8. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
7. Was your father a thief? [But the reenact-or said 'Was your father a theft?'] Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
6. I only have three months to live…
5. Pardon me… Are you in heat?
4. Where have you been — all my life?
3. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb! [The first line that's on our own list.]
2. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night. [The second line on our own list but translated to English. Yet, still cheesy.]
1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
ewan ko kung meron na neto…
miss, kahoy kba???
….ang sarap mo kasing sibakin eh!
d E y L :WAG NA TYONG MAGING MAG FREND . . .COUSIN NALANG . . !!!
g I r L : BKT?
d E y L : COUSIN TAHAN . . NYAHAHAHA
para san pa ang gravity,,
kung sa’yo palang eh,
nahuhulog na ‘ko?
cactus ka man,
handa akong masugatan,
mayakap ka lang..
ganda ng mga pick up lines neu..
hahaha..
-aryan☺(arianne)
d’best mga pick up lines nyo
miss pimple ka ba?
kc pag pinipilit kitang tanggalin, nasasaktan ako….
un yun eh!!
They said milk is good for the body..
But wow, how much have you been drinking?
“nasa hospital ako ngayon.. kasi hindi kinaya ng puso ko ang pagmamahal sayo…”
If can only revise the alphabet. I will make U and I together
Baril kaba?
pdeng pa tira?
idoLa aning mga pick up lines diri oy! hahahha..malingaw pud tag basa da hihihi^^ wuh0ooooo!!!
ahy..kilig! ahaha..=)
hahah!! may idadagdag ako
“kalawang ka ba?
kc unti unit mong kinakaen ang bakal na puso ko…
boy:ipapakulong kita
girl:bakit?
boy:kasi ninakaw mo puso ko
haha…..corny pero effective^_^
graBe!!!! d best… i love it… mwah!!!
boy: may mapa kaba?
girl: bakit?
boy:na liligaw kasi ako sa mga mata mo
boy:alam mo tatay mo magnanakaw
girl:bakit? dahil mag nagnakaw ng mga bituin sa langit at nilagay sa mga mata mo
Ui!! pwede ka b sumama sakin?
sabi kasi ng doctor magdala daw ako ng kinababaliwan ko e. .
miss, kandila ka ba??
kasi you light up my life..
e2 pa..
miss, may kulang sa yo..
{ano??}
ako!!
miss, alam mo bang yelo aq??
kasi mas masarap aq pag matigas ih..
miss, nfa rice ka b??
kasi hnda aqng pumila ng matagal.. makuha ka lang!!
;p
miss hotdog ka b??
kasi mais aq.. as in corny..
masrap kasi hotdog na may mais..
haha^^, imbento ko lang yan..
corny tlga haha
add me up on frendster
lenardross10@yahoo.com.ph
yawaa jud sa mga linya diri oie..
help ful keo pangdiskarte..
boy: hi miss! gusto mo ng lolipop?
girl: bakit naman?
boy: meron kac ako! Pampawala ng uhaw, tsaka di pa natutunaw.
hehe
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sa masuya lang….
WOW TALAGA>>>>
ISA TO SA MGA FAVORITE SITE KO>>>>
soo cute ng mga post!
keep it up!
-pamii
naks
e2 p oh . pdgdg lng
para kang table of contents ng isang libro..
kasi ikaw ang paksa ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko
…miss d tau tao
…d rn tau hayop
bgay tau……
jeje!!!kumakana
kumain ka ba ng mais?
ang korny mo kc e.
yan sure sasagutin ka ng babae.
mura nga lang isasagot sau
pa tira lang ng isa
SANA CAMERA NALANG AKO!
PARA NGITIAN MO NAMAN AKO ! =)
pag aq ngtayo ng negosyo.,
lhat cla bbnthn ko ng mura.,
tama ng sayo lng aq magmahal.
hehe.
tawa don.?!
aanhin p ang drugs.,
kung sayo plng.,
naaadik nq.
aanhin p ang bhay.,
kung nktra kn sa puso ko.
haha.
hello po., name’s garee.
ikaw b c barney?
pra i love u, u love me.
Eto malupit na disente….english nga lang..^^
1.) Sherlock Homes was an idiot and Robert Walt was a fool. One was a
detective, the other invented radar.
But neither of them ever discoverd you!
Im a genius….:p
2.) Everyone wants to be the SUN that lights up your life.
but i’d rather be your MOON, so i can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn’t around…;)
3.) I’m on a mission to get over you,
….in other words MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
…hope you like it…^^ im looking for a girl txtmate…i hope i can find one here..:) ..09235031767…dats my number…here’s my friendster red_thomassantos@yahoo.com ..just incase you want to see my pics..^^
witch ka ba?
kasi you cast me under your spell..
bf: bhe nalulungkot ka ba??
gf: hindi.. bat mo naman natanong?
bf: kc nag iisa ka lng sa puso ko.. gusto mo ng kasama??
hehehe.. add me sa friendster.. sam_body34@yahoo.com
ggnda tlg..e2 ngyn ko lng naicp hbng umiinom ng juice..
boy:para tyong Del Monte
girl:hUh?!
boy: kc We’re FIT nd RIGHT!!
hehehe..
ang cutE nman..=)
dami nGliLeave ng pickup linEs..
i’ll try those..=)
Mahilig ka ba sa mais?
Ang korni mo kasi
t-shirt k b??
kxi malapit k sa puso q e…haha!
miss pede kba maghubad??
kc nag tataka lang aq kung panu nyu naitatago ung mga pakpak nyu sa likod
yehey
e2 sakin..
aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo…
kung nakatira ka na sa puso koh??
^^,
tsktsktsk..hay!naku di nako nkapag aral kakabasa ng mga pick up lines nyo..ahahahha
saya aha basta kalokohan kayo ah!ehe..
ok lang ako maging korni bsta pra sau i’m the sweetest korn
thanks!! ang daming pick-up lines..
naglolokohan kami ng mga dabarkads ko ng ganyan.
dito ako kumukuha.. =) dagdag ko…
“ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo.
Basta ang pag-aaralan mo lang..
AY ANG MAHALIN AKO”…
Eto pa!! =)
“Alarm Clock kaba?
Ginigising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso..”
Boom Baby
!!!
PANU KUNG MAHALIN KITA NG PABILOG ???
SAN KPA LULUSOT…..
JAMMING
GUY: MISS PINAGLIHI KBA SA CAMERA???
MISS:BKIT NMN??
GUY: EH KC PAG NAKIKITA KITA D Q MAPIGILAN NA NGUMITI EH…………….
GARAPALAN AMPUTA
ANGALING ….. LA NA Q MAISIP NA LINES .
KUNDI IKAW…
sali nyo to!!!
boy: taga SIQUIJOR kaba??
girl: hindi
boy: ahh, mai lahi kabang mangkukulam??
girl: ano hindi a, bakit bah!!
boy: coz im under your spell
e2 pa …
boy:miss nag mamariwana kba???
girl:hindi ahhhh bkit muh nmn naitanong??
boy:eh kc nung nkita kita para aqng nasa langit………..
girl:ah gnun eh aq nung nkita kita para aqng nasa impiyerno bugok….
heheheh …patama sa adik yan
e2 pa…miss para kang pera .. . . . na pg nwala nakakabaliw na
bull shit
e2 medya bastos…
miss anu nilalaru muh ??
ah barilbarilan
ah pede patira ..kahit isang putok lang oh…haha plz
anhin m ang malaking bahay,maraming pera,at magagarang kotse.,kung ang kapitbahy m ang
nagmamay ari……………..
tinurukan kba ng anistixa..
bkit di mo maramdman n mhl kita…
Ang korni daw eh. bakit ka na ka ngiti at na katawa?
boy:honey mag impake ka na dali!ppnta tyo sa home 4 the aged..
girl:huh bkt nu ggwin ntin dun?
boy:kz i wnt to grow old with YOU na ee!
-haha!
top view…
side view…
bottom view…
kahit anong view…
I LOVE VIEW
pag tinanong ka ng babae or lalake kung ano name mo ang dapat mo sabihin”HI I’M YOURS”
HAHA..
i saw you in my dreams and i forgot to ask you whats you.what is it again?..
para kang pepsi..u make me believe in impossible..
oha oha..
i saw you in my dreams and i forgot to ask you.what is it again?..
tinama ko lng..
Ingles muna mga DUDE ! XD
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
Mga Fave q ^^
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
boy : If you are the ball and I’m the basketball player, plagay m ba masho-shoot kita??
ko alm eh..y?
girl
boy: Palagay ko inde, COZ I’M GONNA MISS YOU!!!
boom!booom!ahahah^^
kht lumaklak kah ng sangkatutak na CENTRUM kung wala nmn akoh.. 4 sure you wo’nt be complete… hahaha
pa add ako sa friendster.. superdan@yahoo.com tnx!! haha etho na rin yung pass word*******
mga tsong anong gamot sa katorpehan?
aba malay ko..^^
xtian : rain ano favorite number mo?.
rain : 16..
xtian : bakit 16?.
rain : kc yun ang bday ko. bakit ikaw?.
xtian : aq 5254..
rain : bakit 5254?.
xtian : kc “MAHAL NA MAHAL KITA”….
add me up. . .villamil_xtian@yahoo.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAAa
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
KKKKKKK
OOOOOOOO
RRRRRR
NNNNNNN
IIIIIIII
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
iIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Teleserye ka ba?
Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!
-Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”
-Miss, your legs are like mayonnaise. They are best when spread out!
-Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa’yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa’yo pa rin yan. Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan.
-BOY: Is this seat taken?
GIRL: NO, and so am I.
–yang lang po–
napaka KORNI NYONG LAHAT MNGA WALANG KWENTA
e2 ang malupit na pick up lines in bikol words
puso nin batag nagka rarakdag
puso nin mais dinamulag
puso ko pa kyang d mainlove
eto pa isa
#1
tinigsik ko an pako
kurikot an puro
rani mo lubot mo
luhay luhayon ko
#2
tinigsik ko an bunot pan
iwang sa lobot pag dae
nasimot dukliton ning kamot
panis ang sainyo huh d original
would you say i do
if i will say i love you
tama na un bka kunin
nila ako para gumawa
ng pick up lines
cguro mamamatay na ko, pag nakikita kita ,parang nasa langit n ko!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
baby utot kba?’cause you blow me away!
walis kba??cause you just swept me off my feet!
kala ko magnanakaw ka..ninakaw mo kc ang puso ko!
“I think I lost my phone
number… Can I borrow
yours?”
okzz ba? hahaha! la magawa.
omg pwede n kong mamatay now,knowin u exist.
mabuti pa ang baso dumadampi ang labi mo sa bibig nito sna baso n lng din ako..
para kang dictionary, you add meaning to my life eh!
kung langaw ako knina pa ko aaligid ligid ako sau dahil isa kang TAE !
i lost my teddy bear eh.. can i sleep with you?!!
ang pagmamahal ay parang naeerna, mahirap pigilin db!
Sex is a killer, gusto mo bang mamatay ng masaya?
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of VITAMIN ME
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
*kya mo bang humiga sa tyan mo cge nga? hehe
may deperencya na cguro mata ko, I can’t take them off you.
lalake: nagkita na tau sumplace b4 ryt?
girl:oo, kya nga di na ko nag punta dun uli kc andun ka
*hehe.kornik
advice lng sa mga girls just incase n my mga guys na kukakana ng mga pick up lines nla
eto pa:
guy: “pupunta ako hanggang sa dulo ng wlang hangaganan pra sau”
girl: “o cge, pwede bang dun kna lng magstay?”
eto pang bulag hehehe
“I can’t Read your mind coz I’am Blind”
gnun ang tira! lol.cge babush na til nextime.
chris: baBy!! totoo bng maY paKpaK ang mga AngEL??
Larlene: UU mRun! bkT mu nMn ntNong?
chRis: aHH.. bkt gNun Ikaw wLa.. hehe
chris & tito -nmaManhikan c Chris sa tatay ni larlene..
tatay: Mhal mu b tLga anak ku?
chris; mhal n mhal ko po c larlene. hnda pu akong gwin ang lHat pRa s knYa.
tatay: Lhat?!? hnda mu bng ibuwis and buhay mu pRa s anak ku?
chris: hndi Pu!
tatay: oh bkt!? kla ku b gGwin mu lht?!!
chris: pag aku po nwLa, aku nRin mismo sumira sa aming sumpaAn,, wlang iwanan..
nakakita ako ng anghel akala ko nasa langit na ko kaw lng pla yan
kung magpapatayo ako ng tindahan sa iba ako magmumura.
alam mo kung bakit ?
kasi sayo lng ako magmamahal!!!!
bigas
pamasahe
gas
karne…
lahat nalang nag mamahalan….
tayo nalang hindi…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bastos ka din no??
pasok ka lang ng pasok….
di ka man lang kumakatok sa puso ko….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
C H R i S; hHmm.. yAn wLa n kung maIcp.. kaw Lng kC nSa iCp ku…ehhe
C H R i S;Lam mu pRa kng PustiSo…!!!!
Larlene: ahh!! gNun.. bQt nmn???!
C H R i S: I cant sMYLe Witout U..
C H R i S: Lam mu pRa kNg Tae..heHE
larlene; aWW.. yAkness..
C H R i S: d KC kta MatngGihan..hehe
C H R i S: Aanhin Mu pa BahAy nyU.. kUng sa Puso ku nA ikaw NkatiRA
guy: pwedeng magtanong ng direction?
girl:saan?
guy: jan sa puso mo
guy: nagkita na ba tau sumwer?
girl: no, i dont think so
guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams!
(it works everytime hehe)
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
kung kulangot ka, hindi kita tatanggalin sa takot ko na wag kang mawala
*ok ba? lolz*
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (No) close ur eyes then u will see me
girl: baby what r u doing? bakit mo ba tinitingnan ang label ng shirt ko?
guy:im just checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Man:”Girl, you are so rude!”
Girl:”How am I being rude?”
Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”
wag kang aalis! o gusto mong ireport kita sa pulis dahil ninakaw mo ang puso ko!
boy:magic lamp kb?
girl: huh? bkit?
boy: pahimas
*manyak pla hehe
guy: may nakita kbang susi?
girl: pra san?
guy: buti na lng di mo nakita makukulong kna d2 sa puso ko
eto pinaka maganda hehe!
bkit ang ganda/gwapo mo ngaun?
salamat
pautang nman!
*gawain ko yan
naimpatso ata ako
bkit? anu ba mga kinain mo?
busog n busog kc ako sa pagmamahal mo
boy: im invisible
girl: oh.
boy: can you see me?
girl: no.
boy: buksan mo kc mata mo! ogag k pla eh.
xD la lng..
just passed by..
Boy: Angel..
Girl: nope..im dianne..
Boy: ahh I thought your an angel… >_<
add me dada_00_23@yahoo.com
e2 isa…
B:mis kelangan nio timba???
G:ha?? bkit q aman kelangan yan???
B:umaapaw ka kc sa kgandhan..
nyeee!!
det:yes, pumapayat na ko!
riza:saang banda?
*la lng hahaha!
eto pa isa Situation “Mag papa kilala”
Boy: Hi What your name ?
Girl: Kristina, ikaw ?
Boy: My friend call me August but you can call me on 0422299214
hehe gumagana yan hahaha
“pwede mo b kong samahan sa psychiatrist??”
- kasi sbi ng psychiatrist ko magsama daw ako ng kinababaliwan ko..
Boy: pra tayong DEL MONTE
Girl: @bakit??
Boy: kasi we’re FIT and RIGHT!!
==============================
anung gus2 mo mging paglaki mo??
ako gus2 kong mging…….
…SA’YO
After inspection:
-”miss,wg k munang umalis,check q ulit gmit mo..nasama ata ang puso q e..”
-”WHATEVER, manong guard”
Boy to his crush
Boy: alam mo ba hindi tayo tao hindi rin tayo hayop??
Girl: huh?? eh ano tayo??
Boy: BAGAY tayo…
Girl: tikman mo itong cake masarap!! gawa ng nanay ko
Boy: ikaw na lang titikman ko!! tutal gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo
*haha opps!
more.. ung creative puhh. ung d nmn na corny.. ^^
” guy: miss mesa ka b??
girl: bkt ?
guy ang srap mo kasing patungan eh!
harhar!!
na padaan lng poh aq…..
sbukan q n rin n_n
okie lng b khit english????
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
nd sna add me up in FS
generic_nym@yahoo.com
sna nka 2lung poh aq….
n_n
e2 pa poh…
pahabol lng…
BOY:kung my galit k sakin….(binigay ang baril sa gurl)
BOY:barilin mo aq…. pero wag sa puso dahil nan d2 ka♥
hehehehehehe
wla lng…..
haha nice galing nmn gumawa kapa para lagay kita sa puso ko haha…..joke lng po
sbi nila ang disney land daw ang pinaka masayang lugar sa buong earth!!
try mo sakin mapunta bka magbago isip moh..
^_^
may mapa kb jan?
huh? aanhin mo?
tumingin lng kc ako sa mata mo nawala na ko eh….
gusto mo ba ng bahay?
oo nman!
tara tumira kna d2 sa puso ko..
my angel nasaktan kba?
bkit nman ako masasaktan?
db nahulog ka pa mula sa langit..
e2 pinakastig qng pmbanat…..
-miss BARIL k b????
-pa tira nmn…….
-kahit isng putok lng!!!!!!!!!!
E2 malupit pero kayo na lang ang humusga kung panget.
you: nasaktan ka siguro ano???
sya: nung ano??
you: nung nahulog ka mula sa langit..
sya:
you: bawal ka kasi doon!!! (optional kung triptrip lng)
uhmm parang revised lng nung skin.
hai
tit2bay tlaga ng pinoy
wla ko alam eh!!!
e2 nlng palaisipan
>>>>
Quetion: my driver
nakasakay xa sa kotse nya tpos
may 2mawid na bata
namatay ung bata
lumapit ung driver
sabi nung driver sa bata
ANAK KITA PERO HINDI MO KO AMA!!!
tanung:ano konek nung dalawa???
answer that!!!!
“kung gagawa man ako ng alak, pangalan mo ang lalagay ko.. malakas sumipa.. pero sa puso yung tama…
aus b?? ahahaha
add nio ko sa friendster superdan@yahoo.com tnx!
pa add6^^
BoY:araW kbA???
girL:bKit??
BoY:kc ikAW nAg bbgAy ilAw skIn ehhh^^…….ng3kzZz
adD nyO ym at fs ko e2
lil_punkz089@yahoo.com tnkZz
para kang dota…
you’re a godlike!^^
alam ko yung sagot sa 207..
e di NANAY niya yung driver.
s txt:
boy: paki-check nmn un cp moh,
nawrong send ata q sau!
girl: ah! ok, bkt anu b un?
boy: ung puso q nasend ko ata sau!..
hehehe…
aw! sweet..
-caye25
e2 banat…
“bato bato sa ilog, aking nadudurog, puso mo pa kaya, di ko mapairog” xD
for more banats add me up sa friendster
cryscream@rock.com
~gbe~
nagkabungguan sina boy at girl
girl:aray! bulag kba?
boy: panu ako magiging bulag, eh may pagtingin nga ako sau!
add nyo me fs simplyberna@yahoo.com
e2 banat
gitara ka ba???
kc lgi mong tinutugtugan ang puso ko!!!hehehe wla lang
bola ka ba????
kc lging tumatalbog ang puso ko pag nanjan ka na…..
astig ang mga pick up lines nyo hayup!!!!!
pa try
hehe
bat kailangan mo
pang sumabit
kung pwede
ka
namang mahulog
xkin…
corny nuh
hehe
tooiinnxsz:)
e2 pre oh
orig akin yan
wala lang, just makin u smile,
coz ur makin me crazy..
oha oha
banat nman jan malupit nyahahaah
pa try din po ako hahaha
lalake: Miss pahiram po ako ng BALLPEN
babae: (inabot ang ballpen)
lalake: Oh ano na number mo
Miss naliligaw ako, may mapa ka ba sa kwarto mo? xD
Miss trash can ka ba?
baket?
tinatanggap mo ang isang basurang tulad ko…
Miss mukha ba akong pader(wall)?
baket?
Para ikaw ang maging mader hahahaha
hahahaha yun langmaisip ko xD
akala Q b matalino ka….?
…bakit di mo q kayang sagutin.. =(
hehe..
redhorse kaba????
xe ikaw ang TAMA!!!! @_@
pAsAlI pOh…^^….
1.BaNgIn kA bA kAsI i tHiNk IvE fAlLeN FoR yOU…
2.mAsAKiT BaNg MaHuLoG Sa lAnGiT???
3.nAwaLa kO YuNg NuMbER KoH….Pwede BaNg kuNiN YuNg sAyO???
4.MaY DrIvErS lICeNsE Ka bA kAsI YoUrE DRiviNg mE CRazY…
5.PaRanG iKaw aNg aKiNg kUtO kAsI I CaNt GEt U OUt oF My HeAd…
6.PARaNg IkAw aNg sApAtOs koH dAhIl WhErEvER I Go,LaGi kAnG NAnDON…
7.MaSaSaBi kO sAnA saYO Na “gOd bLeSs yOU” PERo PaRaNg NaBlEsS Ka nA!!!
8.pArAnG KailAnGaN KoNg TaWaGiN AnG LaNgIt kAsI pArAnG MaY nawAwAlA AtA SiLaNg aNgHeL…
LaM m0 Laki nG maTi2pid k0 sa iNumAn..
KaSi titignan Lang kTa tNtAmAaN na k0 Ehh..
^_^
boy: miss, tae kba??
gurl:eww. bat mo nasabi??
boy: ang BAhO mo Kc.. Ligo ka na..
la lang…wla magawa
di ko naman pinipilit na maging akin ka
ang sa akin lang
maging sa iyo ako
astig yung number 220..
galing galing…
BOY: Miss shades ka ba?
GIRL: Bakit? Dahil bagay ako sayo? (Kilig!!!)
Boy: Hindi! Kasi nagdidilim paningin ko kapag nakikita kita eh!
>>>hehehehe…. la lang magawa…
add me sa fs… iceprince_08@yahoo.com
to start a conversation… ask this:
“if you were a cactus, why?”
ang lupet………….
kahit korniks..
Wag kang maniniwala sa payo ng iba..
baka mali sila
Wag ka rin maniwala sa mga payo ko
Baka mali rin aqoh..
Isa lang ang pagkatiwalaan moh
RED HORSE
dahil ito ang TAMA!!!!!!!!
hehehehe..
Tara C.R?? (pang bakla lang toh)..hakhakhak
miss, finish line ka ba?
nde, baket?
gusto ko sanang ako maka-una sayo eh!
wafak!!!!
lalake: miss pinaglihi ka ba sa champorado?
babae: ano ba yan, banat na naman yan, irita to!!
lalake: hindi ah, ang itim mo kasi eh.
.ang saklap.haha
elow puh…
ancute nan mga pickup lines…
corni pwo xwit..hehe..
xare lng ao xum lines n corni..:)
~naturukan k b ng anesthesia?
bkit d mo mrmdmang mahal kta?..ü
~i’m a nurse..let me take ur temperature..
coz i think ur hot..ü
***paadd n lhan puh s fs if u dont mind..^^
xopi_maikz@y.c
boy:toilet bowl k b?
girl:huh?bkit nmn?
boy:pg nkikita kc kta, feeling q tae aq eh…
d q mpigilang mhulog xeo…:)
dali, dagdag pa kayo. hahah
girl: anu ba pangarap mo paglaki?
boy:isa lng pangarap ko, gusto ko paglaki natin maging asawa mo!
*ganyan agad ang banat! hehe
Troso ka ba?
ang sarap mong sibakin!!
ur like my kulangot!
coz ur hard to get eh! =p
Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw… Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..
Uhhmmm.. race track ka ba? … Ang ganda ng curves mo!
*uhmmm hehe!
May eraser ka ba? … Di ka kasi mabura sa isip ko…
Kung pagsasamahin ba ang ikaw at ako..magiging tayo?
kung tinext ka ng katxt mo “wat gawa mo?” reply ka lng “wla nga eh.. gusto mo gawa tau?” hehehe!
*bhala kau kung ano icipin nyo hahaha!
wana do math?
lets ADD you and me
SUBTRACT our clothes
DIVIDE those legs
and lets MULTIPLY!!
*Astigggg! haha
miss..nakakatamod ka ah!!
ang boring mo kaxe eh haha
pako ka ba?
sarap mong pukpukin eh
galing ah… hakhak nice 1!!!
nxt tym magpopost dn ako..
e2 poh ung email add ko.. lil.phatz@yahoo.com yan
just add me nalng.. hak
bolang kristal k b????
sarap mong himasin!
boy:ano gwa mo?
girl:wla ako gawa.
boy:tra gawa tyo!
gets?!?!?!?!
habol ako wahahah natuwa ako e i want to share my ultimate pick up line..
you: clasmate tpos mo nb sagutan homework mo?
cm8: ou bkit? kopya ka?
you: ako nmn sagutin mo? (n_n)
add me fs for more mr_yosongcute_03@yahoo.com ^^
e2 pa..
banat ng mga nanay sa lasenggero at lasenggera na anak:
nanay: aanhin pa ang alak ..
kung skin plng tatamaan ka na ..
ang lulufet neo…hahahaha
Para kang trapik sa edsa.
bket?
coz i cant move on.
kape kba?…umiinit kac ako sau eh! tntnt
sbi nla ang disneyland daw ang happiest place on earth…sbi ko nmn, try mo sa piling ko bka mgbago isip mo! togoink! :p
d nman ako salamin, pero bkit? ang daming tingin ng tingin sken?! :p
alam mo sa tuwing tntxt mo ako..
Natatanggap ko naman..
haha. .:D
wen she ask u “wer r u?” or “asan ka?”..
answer her, “wala ba sa puso mo?”
kailangan mo ba ng tutor? tuturuan kitang mahalin ako.
Guy: Hey Miss, are you a daughter of a rockstar??
Girl: hindi, why did u ask?
Guy: Because you rock my world!
bawal epz!! hahaha
boy: miss, pinaglihi kba sa bowl?
girl: bket?
boy: kasi ako, pinaglihi sa tae.. di ko mapigilang mahulog sau..
e2 pa dagdag..
you: miss masakit ba?
miss: huh bakit?
you: saksakan k kasi ng kagandahan e..
(n_n) add me for more mr_yosongcute_03@yahoo.com
boy: gusto mo magkaron nang millions?
girl: oo nman noh!
boy: millions of babies ha!
girl:abno!..%&#$
*padaan lng hehe!
guy: anu yang nsa mukha mo?!
girl: hala! tanggalin mo! tanggalin mo!
guy:ohh..its just ur beautiful eyes!
girl:*batok* tanggalin mo mata ko
*hehehe!
hahaha…ayus yan miss badeth ah…
hahah…LOL
sum says der are 7 wonders in a world, sum say der are
more, some say evrything in life is a wonder, but to me? there is only ONE!….YOU!^^
boy: R u dead or alive?
girl: bkit?
boy: ang alam ko kc pag patay na tsaka lng nagiging anghel e!
girl: di nga? hehe!
*mojamechan* hehe ! nangungulit lng
kanina kpa ate badetcute…. hahahahahahahah…. cge lng poh!!!
>badet<
heheh..pero astig..tuwang tuwa jan klasmeyt ko,
heheh..galing galing..
boy: ehem, alam mo parakang plema
girl: ako? plema? kadiri ka nman!
boy: hindi ka kc maalis sa dibdib ko eh..
girl: muka mo!
boy: para kang alien…
girl: sumosobra kna ha!!!
boy: coz ur out of dis world!
girl: swit…..=’P
*kilig ang hitad* hehe!
BOY:si dyesebel ka ba?
GAY: baket???
BOY: ang lansa mo kasi!!!:))
GUY: miss, miss!,,, nilalamig ka ba???
MISS: baket?
GUY: kanina ka pa kase nakahubad sa isip ko=D
b: aklat ka ba????
g: bakit??
B: ang kapal mo kasi…
haha…
allensial_54@yahoo.com
banat ng tricycle driver
miss special ba?
ndi po manong eh…
sayang naman, di bale, special ka naman sa puso ko=))
naks naman
pasali ha…
boy:hindi ka ba nalulungkot baby?
girl:bakit nmn baby natanong mo yan!!
boy:kasi hmmp,nagiisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko eh,,woohh…
girl:ah ganun
girl:tutal baby nandito na rin tayo sa perya,may tatanong ako sau?
boy:ano nmn yun baby?
girl:nakain ka ba ng popcorn?
boy:bakit nmn baby?
girl:KASI ANG CORNY MO EHH.GRRrrr..
pAsaLI HA,..
boy:baby hindi ka na nalulungkot?
girl:bakit nmn baby?
boy:magisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko..
girl:muka mo aba,cympre kung hindi tapos ka sa akin..
girl:nakain ka ba ng popcorn?
boy:bakit nmn..
girl:ang korny mo kasi…
hihihihi
para sa mga mahahangin…
ilang pages k b?
^^^^ang kapal mo eh…
define mans organ…
ito ay parang santol sarap sipsipin mahirap lunokin
pa dagdag hahah
pokemon ka ba?
kasi i choose you hahahaha
boy:Ms.Uling kba?
girl:bakit?
boy:nagbabaga ka kasi sa puso ko eh!
pasali din pow! hahahah
alam ko hindi ako si ‘flinstone’pero 1 thing’s for sure!
I can make your ‘bedrock!’
miss cashier ka ba?
mukha ka kasing bayaran eh..
hehe!
magaling ka ba sa algebra?
can u subtitute my ‘x’?
^_^
ang kyut nyo lahat..
i lab ur linez…
woah
eto akin:
babae: honey, kelan ba ako magiging cinderella para suotan mu din ng glass slippers?
lalaki: honey, endi glass slippers ang sau, horse shoe sau, dambuhala ka eh, mababasag ung glass,,, metal bagay sau
tae b kau? kasi d ku kau mtiis lhat!!!
triple boinks
dear wat do u like? coffee? tea? juice? ME?
Nakakatakot diba ang multo??..pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko…
(c boy binasted ni girl)
boy: may pusa ba kau?
girl: ang kulit mo binasted na kita bibigyan mo pa ko ng pusa ,meron na kming pusa bkit?
boy: pakakasalan ko pusa nyo maging kapamilya nyo lng ako!
*hahaha aus.
ayan k nnmn ate badet!!…
kulit mo!!!
hahahahaha…..
n_n
uv done it again!!
hahahaha…
\m/!!
di qoh lang alam kung meron na to mga TOL!
Ms. alam moh scientist aqoh, ikaw ang LAB qoh^^!
POSt pa kayu mga pre! i like iT*
kung gagawa aqo ng alak .. pnaglan mo ilalagay qoh ..
lakas mong sumipa e ..
kaso
sa
puso ang tama .. ♥♥
hahha
kumain ka ba ng mais ???
dilaw kc ng ipin mo
*YAK*
ndi cu naman pinipilit na maging akin ka e ..
ang akin lang ..
MAGiNG SAYO AKO ..”
GiRL: i hav nothing ! and u hav everything ! we dont deserve each other ”
BOY: i am NOTHiNG .. and u wer my EVERYTHiNG .. do we deserve each other now?
aanhin mo pa ang bahay nio ??
kung nakatira ca naman sa puso kO???”
♥♥ weew♥♥
add me ..
myspace 12Lil_rED12@yahoo.com
fs,facebook,imeem,multiply,ym
lilmiszsunshine25@yahoo.com
boy: miss may joke ako!!
girl: hahaha. ano yun?
boy: di kita mahal!
YON OHHhHHH.. hahaha
[robz]
kahit lumklak k pa ng sangkatutak na centrum ..
e kung wala naman AKO ..
for sure ,
U WONT BE COMPLETE”
para ka palang MERALCO …
binibigyang LiWANAG mo ung buhay co ..” ^_^
“the best place for u ..
is where the pumping of my BLOOD takes place “
love is when
“i can’t participate actively in class ..
coz
im too busy ..
writing my first name wit his last”
kung papalitan ko ung panga lan ng “COK”E gagawin kung “IKAW” pra
IKAW LANG XMPRE!
boy: bilangin mu nga lahat ng stars!
girl: hirap namn n nun..bkit ba?
boy: lalang, kala ko masusukat muna kung ganu kita kamahal. sayang!
Nakz!! ahaha
miss may coins kaba? tatawagan ko na kase ermats ko eh ssabihin ko nakita ko na ung babaeng pakakasalan ko!
haha LOL
eto pa
pa try..
di man ako mayaman, cute, at gwapo,
basta nasayo ako gabi-gabi kitang daldalhin sa PARAISO! haha
eto kaya??
gagana??
miss tao kaba? tingin ko ndi eh.. kse no body is PERFECT..
haha!
isang maikling banat lang..
cmula nung makilala kita, la na kong naging ibang hobby qng di ang isipin ka…
haha!!! LOL again
eto pa..
boy: girl san kana??
girl: d2 sa puso mu!
nyahaha! kulit!! hehe
hindi mo kelangan ng pick up lines para mapasagot siya
(nililigawan mu), kelangan mu ng “guts” to do wat ever
it takes just 2 make her say yes.. dba? dba? pero
samahan mu rin minsan pampam kulit lang..
prang eto..
-schedule kaba? magulo kse buhay ko pag wala ka! =]
pero pag nan jan ka nman prang larin schedule panu
sayo lang nakatoon lahat ng oras ko eh, pro eto
cgurado ako hindi ko kayang wala ka!, =]
hahah… nyt
“pano mo mahahanap ung para sayo…
… kung hindi naman ako ung tinitignan mo…”
miss naliligo k b araw-araw?
gusto ko sanang maging panghilod n bato mo!!….
Do you like Math?
Cause you always like to use mat whenever you lie down. hehehehehe.
Isa kang kuto na hindi maalis sa aking ulo.
isa kang kutong nais kong suyurin araw-araw!!!
I think you like calculus? cAuse you calculating the pulse of my heart, jejejejeje!
Lalake: Tadyang ka lang!
Babae: Eh, anu ngayon?
Lalake: Wala ka kung wala ako.
Babae: Wala ka namang tadyang ako na iyon.
ahihihihihi!
Lalake: : (
pwede bang tayo na lang??
kakapagod na kasi umupo eh..
naks dmi ng pick-up lines kip it up! guyss! pabanat ng isa hehe!
boy: alam mo para kang bisyo
girl: talaga?? dahil ba hindi mo ako maiwasan??
boy: hindi ah! asa kpa! dahil cnicira mo na buhay ko!
*arayko^^*
boy: sana kalendaryo na lng tau
girl: bkit naman???
boy: para lagi tayung my date! shunga! hina nitong gumets!
*hehehe!
hahaha you’re pick up lines are so deym funny
i have one too XP
–kung ako ay nasa lab at ikaw ay nasa lab din nasan ta’yo?
-YOU’RE IN LAB WITH ME!
brrrr.
alam mo na prang taxi ako.. kac habang napapa layo at napaptagal ang nararating natin…. mas magmamahal ako sau
….
pentelpen k ba?? permanent ka na kc skin
ayy i2 edit q yung sa taxi..
alam mo na prang taxi ako.. kac habang napapa layo at napaptagal ang nararating natin…. pa2loy aqng magmamahal sau
….
peo bahala kayo kung anung mas type nyo
ITUTUWID KO ANG LANDAS MO!
para sken ka dederteso! yown. hahaha.
hello guys! add nyo me sa frenster, multiply, myyearbook at ym nyo ====> simplyberna@yahoo.com
Mag-ex nag-uusap
BOY: Mahal kita noon, mas mahal kita ngayon. Pwede bang tayo na lang ulit?
GIRL: Mahal kita noon, mag-laway ka ngayon!!
kung didiretsuhin ko ba to,
diretso ba to sa puso mo?!
“Mga bato nga sa ilog..aking dinudurog!, Puso mo pa
kaya..di ko mapairog?!!?”
gusto kong tumakbo…….
but only far enuf,
para di mo ko ganong mamiss…….^^
You can fall off a building,
you can fall out a tree,
but baby,
the best way to fall is IN LOVE with me.
*astegg
“I lost my virginity, can I have yours?”
*revised lng ng i lost my phone, can i have urs? lol
Boy: Miss, pwedeng makiupo lagi pag my exam tau?
Girl: Why? mangongopya ka no?
Boy: Nope. Coz I feel perfect when I’m beside YOU…
*nakzzzz!
kiss me if i’m wrong but(take a guess) is your name laura?.hehe galing kay gab.hehe
miss, there’s something wrong with my phone, could your try to fix it up? it doesn’t have your name and your number kasi e.hehe
nagddrive ng kotse
Boy: hala! may bumangga sakin!
Girl:Ha? sino?!
Boy: Ikaw! binangga mo puso ko e.
hehe.
boy: alam ko kung san ka nagputa kagabi?
girl: panu mo nalaman?
boy: nakita kita sa panaginip ko
girl: ngek!
“what do we need a handsome guy for, if he’s not our boyfriend.”
*padaan lng
eto pa haha!
may lahi ka bang multo? kc ang lakas mong magparamdam!
*oks ba guys hahaha! tnxz ky vK inad u me sa fs^^
I rili love pick up lines! korni minsan pero aminin natin nakakatuwa xa db guys!^^ share ur thoughts guy! lets spill it out!!!
may lisensya ba ang mga ngiti mo?? nakakamatay kc eh
(killer smile hehehe!)
boy: may bagong unlimited ha?
girl: tlaga? ano nman yun?
boy: unlimited kna d2 sa puso ko!
girl: tlga? hahaha! bukas expired kna rin
*babush muna
pa isa pa ..
tngin q sau “A”
kac ur not meant 2 “B”
Ancocorny ng pick-up lines eh. Eto. Para maiba…
U can’t get me in a jiffy, cos baby, I’m not easy to get!
- UNO
kailangan may kasamang friends and kausap ung girl…
boy: pst, pst!!! naririnig niyo ba un???
(everyone silent)
boy ask friend1: narining mo un???
friend1: ndi…
boy ask friend2: kaw???
friend2: ano ba un???
boy ask girl: ndi mo ba talaga naririnig???
boy tell girl: kaw ung sinisigaw ng puso ko!!!!!
hehehehe…
original yan….
subukan niyo….
1.
Kung posporo ka, at posporo ako,
Eh di…
MATCH tayo.
(naman!!!)
2.
B: Laro tayo. Pero ayoko yun taguan.
G: Baket naman?
B: Cos a girl like you’s impossible to find… you’re impossible to find!
(wooh!! SS)
3.
Pinakamalupet na tanong: TAYONG DALAWA NA BA?
Pinakamabentang sagot: DE, BETTY LA FEA PA LANG
4.
You must be a light switch,
cos everytime i see u,
u turn me on
5.
Nagmumura ka ba?
Malamang hindi.
Ako din eh.
Nagmamahal lang.
[-Yeah baby. Magsawa sa kakornihan!!!!
) A cheesy summer to one and all.]
miss tubig ka ba?
-ang sarap mong landiin eh.. aray!!! hahaa
banat ku tu !!
ndi tayo A kc meant to B tau ..
* apter the breyk up *
aku n yata c david cook
….. cause youre always be my baby ..
cute nman poe ng mga ‘jokes b yaNn . .?
ty . .mOre power ..!’
cute nman poe ng mga ‘jokes b yaNn . .?
ty . .mOre power ..!’>
hi
lol k2tapos ko lng basahin lhat ng nkapost d2.. at inabot ako ng 1hr? cguro.. hha! pero sulit aman.. kc mg2ling keo.. ayun! cge cge pdaan lng
ingat n lng
pde p-add FS : HTTP://PROFILES.FRIENDSTER.COM/GREENISHMIND <-URL..
tnx sa mag-aadd advance!
corny niong lht!!!
live your life…. heeheh al lng
i love princess paloma but i cnt show wat relly is in my heart……… i dont know how to express it…… wat i know is ….. i love her dats ol…… can u fellas give some advise?
dis is my email add… if you want to give some advise…… please get over here…..
jr.lacson12@yahoo.com
Boy: kelan mo ba ako sasagutin tagal na ako nanliligaw sayo
Girl: matagal na ba? sabi ko kasi sayo marami naman ibang babae dyan e
Boy: e ikaw nga mahal ko e
Girl: alam mo gutom lang yan kain na lang tau
Boy: O cge! (nanlibre ang gago)
Girl: ano bayan sa jollibee lang
Boy: sorry ha di pa kasi sweldo e
Girl: joke lang tnks ha. lam mo nagkakapiling na din ako sayo. Sa katapusan promis tayo na
Boy: Bat hindi pa ngaun (nagkaroon ng pagasa ang gago)
Girl: Bakit katapusan naba ng mundo ngayun!(siguro naman titigil ka na manligaw)
Pagayaw kasi ayaw!
” sa iyo lang umiikot ang mundo ko.”
sinabi na ba sa iyo ng mahal mo yan?
pwes,
niloloko ka niya!!
ano ka solar system?
GIRL: aanhin mo yang hagdan?
BOY: aakyat sana ako sa iyo ng ligaw!
GIRL: hindi na kailangan! yumuko ka na lang!
BOY: huh? bakit?
GIRL: pakipulot yung puso ko, nahulog na kasi sa iyo.
Emo mo Alex.
Apoy ka ba?
Kasi… ALAB you!!!!
ayyy,,, ubos na?
eto skin…
Girl: Puro nlng tau away! Araw araw nlng! Ayoko na! Lalayas na ako! Dadalhin q na ang Lahat ng sakin!!! Good Bye!
Boy: May Nakalimutan ka!
Girl: Anoh?!
Boy: Ako!
Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..
kung ayaw u ng korni wla kang space para d2 dahil korni tlga kmi rito hahaha! epz
more pick up lines please!
Boy:Miss Takot Ka bang magkasakit???
Girl:bkit Aman??
Boy:Baka magka Diabetes ka sa kasweetan q eh..
Anhin ko Ung Init Wag Lang Anghit…! ung may putok dyan ah Sapul,,, Peace.. hahaha..
“Sinu ba nagsabing gusto kita?
M A H A L kya K I T A ” Ö!
-pick up line ba yan?? Ö!
haha ewan ko..
pag tinanung ka anu status mo..
sbhin mo..
“I’m single..
but you can change it.. ” Ö!
-holy sheep!! goatlike.. =P
hahaha ang galing
“chemistry kaba?
anlaki kac ng MOLES mo..”
harhar.. ang corny eh.. pag chagaan nyo na po..:))
pag tinanung ka..
“ilang babae na ba minahal mo?”
sbhin mo..
“BAKIT?.. ilan ka ba? ” Ö!
-wahaha!! wayup!!
pano mo sasabhin sa isang babae na mataba xa ng hindi xa naoofend??
ganto:
“miss, mang tomas ba lotion mo?” nyak. nyak. sabog sa kakornihan
eto malufet..
“pde na ba kitang tubusin??
ang laki na kasi ng INTEREST ko sayo e.. ” Ö!
-haha korni.. Ö!
“muss ang cute mo, kamuka mo ung aso ko.” ok… may masabe lang!:))
eto pamatay.. Ö!
“sabi nya mgnda sya..
napansin ko nga..
mula ulo.. MUKHANG PAA!! ” Ö!
-pick up line b toh??.. wah!!!
xnxa.. haha
pag tinanung ka..
“anung konek?”
sbhin mo..
“wireless yun! cra! Ö!”
-epal.. hha
” hagdan ka ba?
nahulog na kasi ako seyo:)”
susi ka ba? kc binukasan mo ang nakasarado kong puso
walis ka ba? coz’ u swept off my feet… lolz
eto..
panu mo s2bihing mabaho ang hininga ng isang tao nang hindi xa naoofend..??
“hulaan ko ulam mo knina..”
anu?
TAE?..
-nyee sabog
“bigas ka ba?”
bkit?
“sarap mong bayuhin e.. Ö! ”
-green one na.. hha
charger ka ba? kc ikaw lang ang nag bbgay sakin ng energy sa bawat araw ng buhay ko
“kung posporo ka.. at posporo ako..
M A T C H tayo.. Ö! ”
-hhe
“marunong ka ba magbudget?
paturo naman!!
napapamahal na kasi ako sayo ee.. Ö! ”
-ngee ahaha
“Focus on the beautiful things in life..
in short..
FOCUS on me.. Ö! ”
-kafal.. hha
boy: tayong dalawa na ba?
girl: hindi.. betty la fea pa lang.. =P
-asa ka boi hahaha
ayy naulit ko yung kay quertv?? ndi ko lam churii.. haha
xnxa po =P
hindi naman ako TUBIG..
pero bakit sila UHAW sa kin.. Ö!
-wahaha
miss d2 ba cashier? (ndi ah..doon oh) ah.. kala ko d2 muka k kse bayaran XD
add nyo ko fs the_pacifier0614@yahoo.com
ayaw kita add sa Friendster ko…
mas ok ka sa lovester ko…
friendster can have thousands of friends but lovester can only have one….
i love you DENNIA
hahaha! nakakatuwa nman kaya lng yung iba naulit na , pero ok lang post pa kau peeps!
pahirit ng isa
(c boy nanliligaw ky girl)
boy: matalino ka db bakit di mo ko kayang sagutin?
girl:kc nga matalino ako at alam kong hindi ikaw ang sagot!
*pang bara sa mga lalake hahaha!
girl : bkit di k nagsasalita ?
boy: ha ee kc wala aku masbi ..
girl : bkit nman ?
boy: no words can express how much i love you kc ..
toinkZ*
do you feel alone??
wag k mag-alala ganyan tlga cause your my only one ..
cguro kum hamburger k sa Mcdo
tatawagin kang McGorgeous
*wink*
ang break up ntin mas worse p sa traffic ng edsa ..
i can’t move on
SANTO KABA KASI ALM NILULUHURAN KA EHH..
NFA RICE KABA??? KASI KAHIT GAAN KAHABA ANG PILA PIPILAHAN KITA MATIKMAN KA LANG
cgurado b clang 7 lng ang wonders of the world ?
ee breathe taking kea ang kagandahan mu !
boy:Are you a knife?
girl: what???
boy: Bakit saksakan ka ng ganda?
boy: Babayaran ko na utang ko syo…
girl: Wat utang? Di naman kita pinautang eh!
boy: Ganun ba? Eh bakit ang laki ng interest ko syo?
how nice nmn ng mga pick up lines!
Eto ang pamatay na pick up line…
Miss Baril kaba ??
Patira nman,
kahit isang putok lng (^^,)
sorry medyo greeny
boy: pera ka ba?
girl: grabe, muka ba kong pera?
boy: hindi, uutangin sana kita sa nanay mo!
girl: huwag mo kong tingnan ng ganyan!
boy: bkit? natutunaw kna ba sa mga titig ko?
girl: muka mo! bka di kita matantsa jan makita mo hinahanap mo!
*hehe! orig yan
yHan: gusto mo i-book kita ng flight?
mIkO: ha? papunta saan?
yHaN: papunta sa akin…
hahaha… =)
Eto malupit!
boy badtrip: miss chocolate ka ba?
gerl:huh!? anu yan banat?
boy badtrip: hindi no! ang itim mo kasi! kapal mo kinilig ka pa! mukakang PUSIT! PANGET!!
hEnrybOi14@yahoo.com – add me sa friendster hUh!
boy; miss paa ka ba???:D
girl; nkooo bnat nanaman !! ano
boy:sarap mo kcng Tsinelasin e!!!!
hakhak! wawa
add; us up fs: and1streetballers@yahoo.com
Hey,looks like something’s wrong with my eyes. why? because i cant see your wings,miss angel.
Ako: Miss anong oras at date ngayon?
Miss: 3:11pm October 25 baket?
Ako: Gusto ko lang maalala eksaktong oras na nakita kita.. ;]
ayus yun ah (badetcute.kom)
hehe
lakwatsero/a ka ba?
kasi hanggang sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka..
hanep !!
bat wala na ibang banat? tanggal na.
Para sa mga Green minded !!!
Boy: Sana BALOT na lng ako …
Girl:Bakit Nmn?
Boy: Para Ikaw ang Kakain ng Sisiw Ko … =))
boy; mis magnet kaba??
girl; hay naku!! bakit naman??
boy; coz i have no strength to stay away from you!!!
orig yan!!!!
para saan pa ang relo
kung lahat ng oras ko
nasasayo ?!
saging lang ang may puso -_-
ang lalaking hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan…..
malamang ako ang nasa harapan ~_~
>> di makatulog emf
para saan pa na may CHEMISTRY kayo?!
kung ang HISTORY mo alam ko????
and besides kabisado ko ANATOMY mo?!
>>> darn…
miss mayaman ka ba????
palibre nmn
tanong lang po…….
anu kaya mangyayari pag pinagsabay ang EARTH HOUR at LOVAPALOOZA????????? ano sa tingin nyu? ~_~
ang pagibig ko sayo ay parang talaba…
patay na ay kumakapi pa!!
miss parang kang kahoy. . .
bkeEt???
aNg sArap mOng sIbakin eH. . .
nYaHahAHahA
bOy: miss me lahi k bang aswang???
mIsS: wALa bAkit nMn???
bOy: parang eH. . .
nYahAhaHaHa
buhay ka pa ba? patay na kasi ako eh.. patay na patay sayo!.
)
oxygen ba kita? kasi kailangan kita habang buhay..
Lahat ng kakornihan andito na…xet..wahahahahah
-=Eto pah=-
guy : nasan ka?,OK ka lng?
girl : sa bahay,Ok lang ako bakit?
guy : may nagha2nap kc sau kanina…papatayin ka daw!!!
girl : anu svi muh?.
guy : xempre di kita tinuro…
girl : nasan ka?
guy : nasa ospital agaw buhay…
girl : huh?bkit?
guy : kc cnaksak nia ako sa puso…nalaman nia kc na dun kita tinago!!!…=)
-=oha??=-
meron na ba neto?
“SODA ka ba?. .because you’re SODAmn beautiful!”
“MILO ka ba? coz i meed u everyday. ..”
“ATENISTA ka ba?! coz win or lose it’s u i choose”
“nakakain ka ba ng WATUSI?. ..kasi may SPARK ka.. .”
“there’s something wrong in ur lips.. .there were not on top of mine. ..”
hahaha. ..
pa join..
hehe..
“you look like a sweet person,,
would you mind if i taste you..? ” :p
you’re like a dandruff — i can’t get you out of my head.
love the pick up lines here..
more plzzzz…
nice ganda ng mga pickup lines!
txt niu ku if u want
09065149825
pera ka ba?
hindi
aa
e selpon?
hindi rin
uh computer?
hind pakyu ka gago!
=))
girl: tinging mo after 10 years mag kaibigan parin tayo??
boy: di ko alam e.. malay mo after 10 years magka-apelyido na tayo..
e2 orig..
cnabe ko na sa gf ko toh..
bwhha
[sinummarize ko lng.. pero gnun p rin..]
ArjeM!:
san k nga pla mag-aaral?
naalala ko lng kc psukan na ee..
Mek:
hmm.. dun pa rin sa dati.. ikaw?
ArjeM!:
nakapag-enroll na ako..
sa puso mo..
hindi pa nagpapasukan..
natutunan ko na’ng mahalin ka..
Mek:
fast learner ka lng talaga..
-ouch.. bwhha
Ms. boxing tayo??
ksi kamukha ka ni paqiuao…^^
dagat ka ba??
kc mangingisda ako…
gets moh???
i mean cccrin kitah^_^
(add me sa fs banua28@y.c. tnx)
para kang kulangot
un lang ahahaha
boy 1: naa bay parking lot sa imong kasing-kasing?
girl: kay ngano man?
boy: pwde ba ko mkaparking??
Boy: May titulo ka ba??
Girl: Bakit??
Boy: Tingin ko kasi pag-aari kita.
Girl: How sweet naman.
Ilang page ka ba?
(na confused ang guy).
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Ang kapal mo kasi..
hehehehehehehe,.,.,.,.,
Boy: Gardener ba ang tatay mo???
Girl: Bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: Kasi inaalagaan niya ang isang rosas katulad mo.
Boy: Miss Kiwi ka ba?????
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kumikintab ksi ang puso at araw ko pag nanjan ka.
Girl: Pwet ka ba???
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Mukha ka ksing Tae.
Boy: Miss, unan ka ba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: Ang sarap mo ksing i-kama at yakapin.
ahahaha…windangers
waaahhhhhhh. i love it i love it…nakakawala ng stress…MORE more…plzzzzz.
alam mu para kang pustiso
kc
i can’t smile w/out u..
haha
kung ikali2gaya mu ang paglau q
wag kang mag alala..
lalapit lapitan kita wag k lang sumaya..
boy: mis anu hyt mu??
gurl: 5′8″…bket??
boy: panu k nagkasya s puso q??
ang panget po nang gawa nyo pnaka sobra sana hindi na maulkit
boy; TAE kaba
girl; ang sama mo
boy; kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan…
”Madumi man akong tingnan malinis nman ako mgMahaL
”
-kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo ang gagamitin ko.
-kasi ang lakas mo sumipa kaso sa puso ang tama.
pa hirit naman!
nyahaha…
BALIW man ako sa inyong paningin,
subukan mo lng tumingin…
mababaliw ka rin
wahahaha
wew its so ewe ewe…
takte
)
waaaaaaaaaaa =))
elow sa lhat just passing by
)
pick up lines ba kamo ? xD
ahm…… meron na kaya nito ??????
pa isa lng pow =))
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
(nasa canteen)
=))
boy: mauna na q ah ?
girl: ah okey
*bglang hnawakan ni boy c girl sabay tayu c girl*
girl : y ?
boy : *itinuro ang nasa board*
{do not leave ur valuable things unattended}
boy : d kta maaaring iwan coz ur my important one
)
…..sweet daw….. =))
elow ulet =))
bwahahhahahaah
)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
boy: ahm….. miz ?
girl: po ? aq po ba ?
boy: ahhhh oo
girl: y po ?
boy: naglalaro k ba ng ps2 ? sana d ka TEKKEN =))
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
hope u get it
)
love lots @};—/——
isa pa nga =)) hahahahha
ahm…. aqn lng to ah
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
- Ur like audition coz ur my addiction =))
{audition ung ol game po}
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
. if u love me . pls let me know . if not? . pls gently let me gowh! .
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hekhekz xP
ahahahahah…..nyc one^^
pwede maki join???
’science have proven that sugar melts on water., kaya wag ka magpaulan ha?? bka kasee mawala ang pinakamahalagang tao sa buhay ko’
.toinkz.
e2 pa.
lagot..malala na sakit ko sa puso.!!
dalawang options na lang para mabuhay ako..:
its either I C U or U C me..
ohH diva??
joke to ah =))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
rima : grabe hirap ng test wla qng nsagot blanko ung papel ko
shiki : aq nga dn eh blanko ang answer sheet ko .. hirap nman kc eh
rima : hala ka bka sabhn ng teacher nagkopyahan tayu ha ? ! hahahahahahahaha =))
LOLz
da best 2,hahaha
pa hirit po ha…
kung alak ka sana,mlaki sana mtitipid ko kc tinitignan plang kita tinatamaan n ko
para kang tae
kc di kita kyang
paglaroan
eto pa oh!
gawa gawa lng =))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
rima : mahal! spell mo nga ang empty ?
shiki : ahm….. wait ah susulat q
double u – aii – tee – etch – ow – yuuu – tee – wayy – ow – yuuuu
….. ayeeeeeeeeeeee ang sweet nilalanggam aq =)) bwahhahahah =))
LOL =))
POSO KA BA?
ANG SARAP MO KASING BOMBAHIN!
eto oh!!!! =))
ewan ko kung ma22wa kau d2 =))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
sa akin ka nga nkatitig
sa kanya ka nman
nkahawak ng mahigpet
ayus
nagseselos ung monitor sa mouse =))
xDD
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ubos na pera q sa comic alley!!!!!!!!
wow^^dami na wah^^
pabanat nga….
———————————————————–
boy: Nabibingi kaba???
grL: nge…bakit naman?
Boy: kxE Cnicgaw ka ng PUSO koh….
nyaKoKzZZzz^_^ sWeEeeEeet naman^^
ang korni nman ng iba peru ung iba astig. .
nkainom kba ng coca cola?..
ang ganda kc ng smile muh. .
haha!!!
la q pak kung korni yan. .
ung iba bastos pa. .
ang tibay niu nman. .
lakas muh pre. .
rakista ka ba?
kasi u rock my world
bwahahahah =))
sarap kumaen ng mais
nkaka kkorniiiii togoinx =))
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
hoy!! tap ba kau?
sa tingin q hnde…
no body’s perfect kc =))
ahahahhahaha
LOLz
“tao”
grabe.. namiss ko mga pick up lines..
gawain namin ng ex ko yan e.. nagsabihan ng pick up lines.. like this..
“ilaw ka ba? kasi gusto kitang maging ilaw ng tahanan ko e.”
“basketball ka ba? kasi ikaw ang pangarap ko e..”
hai.. 2 lang yan sa madaming pick up lines namin..Ü
dami ku nbsa kso mdyo pa ulit-uli..xD
—-tEsting—-
boy=ahm lam m0 ba ung ibt ibng typ ng view?
girL=uhm fr0ntview,sideview,riGht and left side view..
boy=mer0n pa..
girL=anu?
boy=labview!naks xD cheezy!haha
hindi toh pickup line..
” CATTLEYA ka ba? ang FILLER mo kasi e.. ”
-para sa mga Feeler.. XD
(–.).V peace
Hon pautang nman kahit 100 lang, please, kelangan ko lang kasi. kahit 50 lang muna next time n ung 50. kelangan ko lang kasi ng 50 ng maiinit mong yakap. kahit sa susunod n lng ung 50 ng matatamis mong halik. heheh ^_^
Ok lang bang humingi ng favor sayo? pwede bang ikaw ang isipin ko ngayong gabi.. ^^
LOLz….
papost pa nga hahahah =))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ate: kuya kuya kuya!!!!
kuya: batit ?
ate: cute po ba ko ? ttg ka kc ng ttg sa akin eh
kuya: ay sorry a kc bat kaya ganun…… ur xooo unique!
mula ulo mukhang paa!!!
bwahahhahaah =))
tamaan sapful!!! =))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
… maybe im like doll but to inform u im not ur toy!!…
=))
tamang trip lng bwahahhahah
padagdag..
***********************
BOY: Ang LAKI NMAN NG BUTAS NG ILONG MO!
GIRL: SO?!
BOY: KAHIT ANONG DAAN PPASUKIN KO! MAKAPUNTA LANG SA PUSO MO!
ETO DA BEST..
PARA KANG IHI..
DI KASE KITA MATIIS.. HHEE
pra kang kape kc dmoko pinapatulog! ehe!
mr.red: melody may naghahanap sayu papatayin ka daw!
melody: hala,. anu sabi mu!,.
mr.red: aku pa siyempre d kita tinuro!
melody : buti nmn!, ang bait mo tlga! so asan ka naun?
mr.red: nasa ambulansya, hinahabol ang hininga!
melody:huh, loko ka!, liar! bakit ka nsa ambulance!
mr.red: nasaksak niya ako sa puso nalaman nyang dun kita tinatago!,.at kahit namamatay naku d2! kaw parin iniisip ko!,.. huhuhhuhu! kawawa c mr.red! ahaha!
korney!,…ur my inspiration melody sia!…
lam mo lahat yta nasayu na weh kaso lang kulang pawen!,..wla ako sa buhay mo!<..
Mr.red:wow, miss,. hugis coke kayu ah!,.
miss: ah!,..tnx ah!….
mr.red: coke incan tangi!,..
asa ka pa!,.. ehe! patawa lng!..
ang kulet! amp~
galaers ka yuki amp!
ehehheheheheh
-sayonara amp!-
Alam mo para tayong Del Monte…
Because we’re FIT and RIGHT!
BOY: Miss pahingi nga ng number mo.
GIRL: Bakit? Ano gagawin mo?
BOY: Wala, ipang-tataya ko lang sa Lotto, Sa pag-ibig kasi malas ako, baka sa Lotto swertihin ako.
BOY: Delete na kita sa Friendster ko ah..
GIRL: Bakit naman? Ayaw mo na maging friends?
BOY: Hindi, kasi ang gusto ko MORE THAN FRIENDS.
BOY: Ayaw na kita maging friend, gusto kita maging COUSIN..
GIRL: Cousin?
BOY: COUSINTAHAN!!! haha..
Para po sa mga tao hindi nakabasa ito. Nadelete ata yung unang part ng pick up lines.
let me tie your shoe lace…so next time you wont fall for another
may MMda ba d2!
nagbangaan kc puso natin weh!,.ehe!
pede kuba makita likod ng t-shirt mo?…
I just want to see if ur made for me! ehe,..
sali po
boy: sarap ng bbq nuh?
girl: uo nga eh
boy: mas masarap yn kung ikw un bbq tpos ako un stick..
hahaha..
alam mo para kang sabaw…ung init mo nagpapasarap sau… ^^
hunghang_3@yahoo.com
banat nga poh^^
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-Boy: Surgeon kaba?
GirL: hindi…bakit namn??
Boy: kxe ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng Puso ko..
nakZzz!!!
sapa!! ^^
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-Boy: miss, Garderner ba tatay mo??
GirL: hmp! hindi no..
GirL: bakit mo namn nasabi yan??
Boy: ksi ang galing nya magalaga ng isang Bulaklak na ka2lad mo….
Boy: cguro ARAW ka???
GirL: huh?? araw?? bakit??
Boy: ksi Sayo lng umiikot ang mundo ko^^
pede ba kitang praktisin! ehe!
kc sabi sa palatastas praktisin mo ang happiness mo!!
XD…
letter start w/ ABC
number start w/ 123
relationship start w/ U and ME, ehe!XD,..
Miss: hey kaw! anu name mo!
MR.red: my friends call me andy but U can call me on 09265584194! XD
bigas, karne, gas, pamasahe, lahat nalng nagmamahalan naH!
tayu nalng hinde!,..
coRRection: im a boy melody sia is just only the name of my addiction! XD”
my feelings to you are REAL!
no matter what you FEEL!.,;;
uyyyyyyyyyyy sobrang cheeeeeeesyyy!
XD,.
hey melody nido kaba?
kc ur my no. 1! ahahahaa!
owwwwwwwwwwhhhhh! shittttttttt!
may licensia ba yang mukha mo?
deadly weapon kc weh!,..
hey melody are you a switch!,..
kc U turn me on!..
XD lahat bago dba!!! sobrang cheesy!
nagtataka lng ako d ka nmn clown dba?
pero bakit pag nakikita kita dko mapigilang sumaya!,..
XD,.bagu lahat yan noh! in my own brainblast!,
gulr:laro naman tayo
boy:ano naman?
gurl:taguan
boy:ayaw ko
gurl:bakit naman
boy:baka kc mhirapan ako
mahanap ng san katulad mo ee
gurl:sama kaba ma2ya?
boy:hindi ee
gurl:bakit naman
boy:mag reresearch pa
kC Q
gurl:ng ano?
boy:kun pano kita
mapapa ibig
hehehehe^^,))
boy:miss naliligaw kaba?
gurl:bakit naman?
boy:kC kanina kapa
dumadaan sa iCip ko weh
pag kalat mo lolz…. .l.
is ur name david?
cause i want to be goliath and fall for you!
luma nato weh!,. pero ayus lng!…..
can i borrow a quarter of ur tym?
gs2 ko lng sabihin sa nanay ko na nakita ko na ang babaeng nasa panaginip ko!,..ahahXD!..
medyo loko 2 ah!,..
ur dad must be a great baker, cause you’ve got a nice set uf buns! ahahahah! loko ah XD,.
sa church tayu unang nagkita!
at sa tingin ko ! dun di tayu magsusumpaan na habang buhay taung magsasama!,..
dagdag ako ng corny line
boy: para kang foam…
girl:y naman?
boy:sarap kasing mahulog sau eh…
wenks
boy:kuto ka ba?
girl: y naman?
boy: d kasi kita matanggal sa ulo ko eh
pa-try din ako..
sinabi ko toh sa bf ko noon ee..
nakakaasar kasi ee, binibigyan ko xa ng sweets na pick up lines nun pero binadtrip pa rin nya ko..
haha!
amie: math professor ka ba?!
dhantz: bakit nanaman…?!
amie: lage mo kong binibigyan ng problem e!
haha!
asar talo xa jan e..
=p
pa add sa friendster..
redstar_amie07@yahoo.com
are you an magician?
kc pag nakikita kita nawawala lahat kaw lng nakikita ko!ehe!
pasali^_^
boy: em i a bad shooter?
girl: bkit mo naman ntnong yan?
boy: kc.. i keep on missing you^_^
Drugs kaba????
Na addik kasi ako sayo…
<3
e2 corny…
)
Boy: Para kang tattoo na nasa puso ko.
Girl: Huh? tattoo? bakit naman?
Boy: Permanent kana kasi sa puso ko.
hehehe..
hehehe… sorry kung corny..
)
guy:oi demi
girl:ikw ba ngtawag sakin
guy:ndi noh…pusO ko un sinisigaw ang pangalan mo
guy:psst nu gwa mu??
girl:wala bkT??
guy:gusto mu my gawn tau…
hehe adD me bonszki@yahoo.com sa fs 2 ha
” wag mo akong titigan…..marupok ako…..baka mahulog ako sayo hindi mo ako masalo”
BOY: Sana Camera na lang ako..
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: Para ngumingiti ka sa tuwing nandiyan ako.
Maging Cactus ka man,..
Handa ako masaktan,..
MAYAKAP ka lang,..
boy: manok kb??
girl: bkit nmn?
boy:Lilliman mo nga itlog ko!
PEACE!
ITS HARD NOT TO SOUND CORNY WHEN ITS COMING FROM THE HEART…
-boomer
miss google kaba?
lahat kc ng hinahanap ko nasayu na weh!,.
yan ang banat!,./..XD ahahah!
miss mahilig kba sa pancit canton?
pag kc kapiling kita feeling ko “lucky me”!
miss mahilig ka cguro sa yakult?,.,.
kc ur everyday ok!..
ehe!,.XD
miss malala na ang sakit ko!,..
isa na lng ang makakagamot sakin!
ang yakapin mo ako!,.
uyyy sobrang cheesy!
ang crush ko, dko hinihingi ang matamis nyang I love you too!
simpleng smile or hello lng! kumpleto na araw ko!
yan ang true lovers!ahahah! corney mo!
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Alam mo para kang Cellphone ko eh…
Lagi kong hinahanap.
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your like my name patch you know y?
lagi ka kasing nasa dibdib ko.
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bagong atake sa mga lumang pick-up lines.
vhing: Lala musta ka na, tagal tau hindi nag kita ah…
san ka ba nang galing.
Lala: Sa Macau hinanap ko sarili ko.
Vhing: talagang hindi mo nakikita yun, kasi mag mula nang umalis ka naiwan ka dito sa puso ko…
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Boy: Miss para kang target..
Girl: Bkt naman parang target?
Boy: Sarap mo kc putukan!!!!
AHAHAHAHA
Boy: Miss muka kang tilapya..
Girl: hah?bkt?
Boy: Laki kc nguso mo eh
ko2rni amf
girl: ang ganda ng disney land noh?
boy: parang ikaw….♥
..pwd love qoutes naman?
wew …. naduduling na q andame amp!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
shiki: sana d mgalet sakn c mama marry
rima: bkit nman ?
shiki: kc uxto qng kunin ang isa sa mga anghel nya!!
rima: lolx cno?
shiki: c angel rima
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
baboooossh!
eto malupet!
exuse me sa mga kumakaen
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
rima: prang ano ba q sau bhe?
shiki: pra kang utot bhe
rima: utot pla ah (snap)
shiki: kc bhe pra kang utot nakakatakot pkawalan at nkakamatay pag pnakawalan
hahahahahah
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
… bow …
e2 malupet..
May kandila ka ba jan?
Pki tirik naman d2 sa dibdib ko..para sa puso kong patay na patay sau..
YUn un eh!!!!
Para kang Holdaper..
Lahat ibbgay ko sau..
wag mo lng akong saktan..
ANgkulit!!!!!
GF: Bkt 2wing magdd8 tau, ang porma2 mo? ngppcute kba?
BF: hnd naman ako nagpapacute e!
GF: e bat gnyan ka pumorma?
BF: Pra crush mo pa rin ako kahit tau na ..
hihihihih
Boy: Matalino ka dba?
Hmm..Cge nga..
Sagutin mo nga ako…
YAN ANG BANAT!!!!!!!
Boy: Miss, musician k ba?
Girl: Hnd ah..Bkt mo natanong?
Boy: Pinapataas mo kc nota ko eh..aahahaha
BASTOS!!!
Boy: Miss,shotgun ka ba?
Girl: bkt mo natanong?
Boy: Lakas kc ng putok mo eh
WAHAHAHAHHAHA
Panalong banat pra sa Makapal na muka ni Jeffrey Fidelino..Peace pare ^_^V
Jayson: Jeff Ilan Pages kaba?
Jeffrey: Bkt mo natanong?libro ba ako?
Jayson: Oo, Kasing kapal ng Libro Muka mo pati nguso mo..atay mo lng manipis
AHAHAHAAHHA!
ETU AN BNAT ..
i was standin’ on da strit wen a boi cams near me en sed .
miss bli qna ho ng payong. ngtka aq kxe di nmn umuulan at umaaraw , den i ask him :bkit?
inuulan ka kc ng kgandahan .waaa hhe yun yon ii..
girl: aanhin mu yang hgdan?
boi: aa..ee.. aakyat sna ko ng ligaw seu eh
girl:d na kelangan,
boi: bqet?
girl: yumuko k nlng kxeh nhulog na puso ko seu eh hahaha
wanted bf .. add me sa fs .
thugz_princess04@yahoo.com
binigay ko cia kc kaibigan kita,…
sumuko ako dahil girlfriend mo na cia,..
,..-pewo naun gagawin ko ang nararapat!
BOF adikkkkkkkkkkk,.ahahah
refrigirator ka b???
bkt???
tinitigasan kc ako sau eh
.pnu mo ssbhn s isang babae n maitim ang kilikili nya nan d xa n oofend ? .
uhm mis KIWI b deodorant mo ? .haha ..
share lng
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
“Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?”
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see
ako ay isang exam kea sagutin mona aq!!!
r u a dictionaerry????
coz u give meaning 2 my life!!!!
sana T nalang ako
para im next 2 U
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
When God made you, he was showing off.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You are the reason men fall in love.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You should be someone’s wife.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me…..Hi, i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you…
If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
Hey baby, you’ve got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn’t a beer belly, It’a a fuel tank for a love machine.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . (“What’re you staring at?”)
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You’re hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
benta..haha!lagay pa kayo
Miss! Para kang COKE….
Kasi, SAKTO ka sa puso ko e….
oh yeahhh!!
p-join,
do u play dart?
y?
bec you hit me in the heart bullseye,
original k yan,
Boy: Nasamid ka ba kahapon?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Naalala kc kita eh
Nakz! ako may gawa nian! hahaha XD
alam mo bang scientist ako??????
LAB xe kita eh..
harhar…
danilyn_0607@yhoo.com
paadd sa fs…
pasali ako hah.
celpon kb?? di kc ako sanay pag wala ka
(
korny
hihi
guyx. .
kamon. .
dagdag pa keu. . .
ka2kilig. . .
naiinlove nko. .
hahaha. .
tcee. . .
e2 original….
>>>>>>
^.^: Lam m0 para kang SWEET AND SOUR…
^-^: huh?bakit mo nasabi un?… amoy ULAM ba ko?
^.^: hindE…
^-^: eh bakit nga?..
^.^: ang ASIM KASI NG MUKHA MO….!!!!
pero…….ang TAMIS MO NAMANG MAGMAHAL …
^-^: ah…. hahaha…
kaya nga BAGAY NA BAGAY tayo eh…
^.^: panu mo naman nasabi?..
^-^: kasi lagi ka nalang amoy PATIS…. maligo ka nga!!!
hehehehe
sweet and sour ka ba?
kasi kahit MAASIM kasi ng mukha mo….!!!
ang TAMIS mo namang mag mahal…
kaya nga BAGAY NA BAGAY tau eh…
kasi lagi ka nalang amoy PATIS… maligo ka nga..
hehehe
^.^:sweet and sour ka ba?
kasi kahit MAASIM ang mukha mo….!!!
ang TAMIS mo namang mag mahal…
^-^:kaya nga MATCH NA MATCH tau eh…
kasi lagi ka nalang amoy PATIS… maligo ka nga…
hehehe
Boy:pwede ba kitang tawaging “mcdo”…
gurl:ha.. BAKIT??
Boy:napaka-obyus naman kasi kung tatawagin kitang
“luv ko to”…
haha
woww astig naman ng mga pick up lines dito…
pero walang mas aastig syo KAREN i luv u!!!!
sAna damiT nLang aQ…
para namAn kHt mNxan
subukaN mO aQ kng
bagay ba aQ xaU!!
>>nicE onE!!
dey sed:
“wag nah hangarin ang
pag-aari na ng iba”
sB q nmaN:
“anOng kweNta ng pag-aari nya?
eh kUng isang tinginq pa lang..
pag-aari q na xah!!
hahaha
boy:pdE magtanOng??
girl:anO un?
boy:my lason ba mata mO?
girl:wala noH!!
boy: nka2matay kz ang titig mO!!
>>haha..aUz!!
lufet
Miss,,, lips ka ba? kase i can’t smile w/o you eh
IPIS ka ba pag dumarating ka pinag titilian ka eh!!!!
……
miss lamok kb????
sinipsip mo puso ko….
wahaahahaha
nakakatawa msyado
luv story ni roger and lusing
b0y: miss para kang perlas?
girl: huh?! bakit?
boy: ang sarap m0ng sisirin!!
sheet astig mga pick up lines nyo dagdag pa kau teknik yan sa pang liligaw ^^
sana piso ka nalang at 100 pesos naman ako kse d ako mabubuo ng wla ka
ganda ng lines nio ah….
guy: miss pra kng drugs..
girl: bkit nkaka-adik b aq??
guy: hindi eh.. pnira k ng buhay q!!!
Boy: Miss HRT ba natapos mo?
Gurl: Huh? (Oo or Hindi…ok lng)
Boy: Ikaw kasi ang Gatas sa buhay kong Champurado!
Boy: Panadero ba tatay mo?
Gurl: huh..bakit?
Boy: Ang ganda at sarap kasi ng mga MONAY mo sa harapan…pede patiki.
Kung ikaw ay nasa langit, tala ka kaso nasa lupa ka, tae ka. Kung bulaklak ka lang pinitas na kita buti nalang tao ka, mamahalin nalang kita
dka pa nagkakasala pinatawad na kita,..
yan ang banat pag gustong patawarin ang isang tao,..
0h, dba?,…
yung love ko sayu konti na lang.
)
konti na lang abot langit na
alam mo, tumataba kana. nagiging bilog at unti unti ay nagiging araw kung saan umiikot ang aking mundo
i love zel
tumataba ka yata. bumibilog ang katawan mo at unti-unting nagiging araw kung saan umiikot ang aking mundo.
i love you zel
elow meron ba babae d2 below 18 yrs old ..^^
Para kang **** tigas tigasan ka lalambot ka din naman!
sa isang liblib na bario….
dayo: tatang pwd poh b magtanong?
tanda: anu un anak?
dayo: san poh b papunta ang daan na toh?
tanda: lam mo anak, ang tagal ko na d2, pero hnd ko pa nakitang umalis ang daan n yan…
wahahaha
injakamawatan…. =)
add me to ur fs…. my_name_is_JHAYSON@yahoo.com
advance thx…. =)
PITONG(7) KATOTOHANAN SA MUNDO:
1st – lahat ng nakikita mo ay di iyo…
2nd – d mo kayang bilangin ang buhok mo…
3rd – d lahat ng ngipin mo ay abot ng dila mo…
4th – susubukan ng mga tanga ang pangatlo…
5th – ang 3rd ay mali…
6th – mapapangiti ka kc nagmuka kang tanga…
7th – ipopost mo s iba pra makaganti ka… =)
ALA AKONG MAGAWA!!!
+ boy = hulaan mo kung anong parte ng katawan mo gus2 ko maging ?
+ gurl= ano?
+ boy= utong!
+ gurl= bastos nmn ,., bkit?
+boy= para close to your heart ,.,.,
+ boy= tae k b?
+ gurl= bkit?
+ boy= kc ndi kita matiis eh.,
+ boy= baril ka ba
+ girl= nku alam ko n yan !!! tinamaan ka kc skin?!! ganun?!!
+ boy= ndi noh?!!! may PuToK k kC ,., !!
+ boy= shet may drugtest bukas ,., nku yari ako
+ gurl= bkit?!!!!!!
+boy= malalaman kc nila ADIK ako SAYO!!
+ boy= i love u daw sabi ni edi
+ gurl= ha? sinong edi?
+ boy = EDI AKO!!!
+ gurl= ui favor nmn pls !!!, samahan mo n nmn ako?!
+boy= saan?
+gurl = samahan mo ako HABANG BUHAY!
+boy = ganun ba ,., edi magimpake k na!
+ gurl= bkit san tau pupunta?!
+ boy = edi s home for d aged
+ gurl= bkit?!!
+ boy= bcoz i want to grow old with u!!!!
+ CoRNy B o CHeEsY .,.,
+ add nio ako s FS ,., email add ko e2:
mikee_jenielle_umali_02
+ sana po magustuhan nio
Boy: araw ka ba?
Girl: bqt?
Boy: bnigyan moh kc ng liwanag ang buhay ko….
^__^
Boy: Rainbow ka ba?
Girl: bqt?
Boy: Nilagyan moh ng kulay ang buhay ko……♥
Boy: sana panyo na lng ako
Girl: bqt nman?
Boy: pra kasama kita sa oras na malungkot ka
ganda ng mga pick up lines d2 hehehe…ung mga pinost ko orig yan…pgpxenxahan kung d mxadong mganda ^^
1 of my fav. sites
pde kbang gawing sidemirror??
para lagi kita nkikita sa byahe ko..
lupet
nice nice.
) grabe!
sports car k b?
pinablis m kc tibok ng puso ko eh…
* kaya pala walang bituin andyan ka hahaha
shiki: whats ur favorite shape ?
rima: why?
shiki: nothing im just asking . for me i hate heart and i love circle coz heart can be broken but circle never ends
miss anu height mo?,..
panu ka nagkasya sa puso ko,..
un eh,…
boy: miss alam mo para kang buwan s madilim n gav
girl: bakit?
boy: kc binibigyan mo ng liwanag ang madilim kong mundo.
Boy: unan ka ba?
Girl: unan? bqt?
Boy: sarap moh kcng yakapin…. ^^
pabanat nga ..
roses are red
sky is blue
when i flash the toilet
i remember you !
haha.
bago lng pu ako sa site na e2.
gaganda ng pick up lines . hehe.
meron pa ko .
dont judge the book by it’s cover
if you want to judge it
cover it !
haha.
boy:miss pra kang alarm clock!
girl:bakit?
boy:dahil ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso!!!
hehe
boy:miss para kang charger!!
girl:bakit?
boy:kasi you complete me!
girl:anung unit ka ba?
boy:bakit??
girl baka hindi tayo compatible eh..
awww…. haha
I’m just like your kite…I may go far…be distant… but there will always be a string to connect us… a string you are holding. So if you let go… tandaan mo… ikaw ang bumitaw… hindi ako.
astig,……..
kung isang araw magcing ka at
maisip mong nag-iisa ka’t wlang kasama..
m2log ka ulit.. bka naiwan lang ako
sa panaginip mo dhil hangga’t nand2
ako hindi k mag-iisa! pangako yan..
ang sweeeeeeeeetttttttttttt.,..ahaha
Ask ko si God, sabi ko “Bakit mo siya kinuha sa kin? binigay ko naman lahat?” Sabi niya “Di ka kasi nagtira para sa’yo” sabi ko, “Ganito po kasi ako magmahal.” sabi niya, “Kaya pala lahat kinalimutan mo pati ako”
uhuhuhu, that’s right…
Sana akin ka para di ka iiyak. sana akin ka para di ka na masasaktan. sana akin ka para di ka na aasa pa. ngunit ang talagang nais ko’y Sana ako siya na minahal mo ng sobra sobra.
HIRAP DBA,..
nalungkot ka, nag-joke ako. tumawa ka, tumawa ko, may problema ka, joke ulit ako, tawa ka, tawa ko…nagalit ka joke pa rin ako, tawa ka, tawa ako. sinabi kong mahal kita, kala mo joke, tumawa ka, naiyak ako.
galing ah,..
Pag may nagsabi sayo’ng “i don’t like you” wag mong damdamin.. Hilahin m0 k0 at saka m0 sabihin sa kanya’ng “hu cares?!” eto o si MR.red mahal na mahal ako!!!
Ganda ng ngiti ah! Ah, dahil nga pala sa kanya. Bakit? Mahal ka ba non? Totoo? Kasi kung hindi, nandito lang ako para iyakan mo o di kaya mahalin. Kahit minsan lang.
galing tumatagos,…
alam mo. Inis siya di ako pinapancin, d ako naiicp,and he nvr knew me at ol, But, inis din ako sa sarili ko lamo kung bket? Kc mhal na mhal ko siya….
Lord, let me accept d fact that this is the farthest that i can get, the closest i could be and the clearest that i shall c nd no matter wat i do.. I can never make him love me too..
got a blast,…
tamA,.! ,..kaYa tigIl knaH?<….
huhuhuhuh,…:((
paul: melody_sia, maganda ka ba?
melody sia: oo paul ikaw ba pogi?
paul: oo melody_sia, pwede ka bang maging akin?
melody_sia: pwedeng pwede
paul: magkita tayu
melody sia: saan?
to be continued….bwahaha
wLang ngbagu ah..hehe
mga boleru…^_^
–boy:Pwedeng umakyat ng ligaw?
girl:sorry,wala kaming stairs.:D
–boy:Matalino ka daw,kaya mo ba ako sagutin?
girl:ilang pages kaba?
boy:bkt?
girl:kasi ang kapal mo.!
–I live in a chicken farm,and i know how to raise cocks.:D
–parang ice ang pagmamahal ko sayu…it’s BOTTOMLESS
–pokemon kaba?because I choose you!
–you’ve turned my software into a hardware(*wink*)
– kung poopoo ka man,gusto kong maging sirang toilet bowl,so we can be together forever
– isa lang naman pangarap ko eh, ang maging pangarap mo
–kung hindi ka para sa kanya,malay mo para sakin ka.
paki-add if you want.fb and fs:dejesus_041092@yahoo.com.thanks btw.
Tumatanda Ba Ang Puso May Edad Ba Ang Pag Ibig?
Yan Ang Banat Pag may edad na ung mahl mo hahaha!! kapg sinabi sau bata ka! hahaha! xD
Sana kalendaryo na lang ako, para kahit papano may date ako!
hahahha
may kandila kba?
pkiturok naman oh, para sa puso kong patay na patay sayo.
HAHAHAAH!
boy ; kaya mo ba ako murahin?
girl ; bkit nman?
boy ; kung hindi eh mahalin mo na lang ako
Boy: May Band Aid ka ba ?
Girl: Wala eh,bakit ba ?
boy:kac nasugatan aq nang nahulog aq sau
Boy: Magnanakaw ba Tatay mo?
Girl: Hindi Ah Bakit Bka tatay mo un.!!
Boy:Kac ninakaw nya ang bituin sa kalangitan at nilagay sa mata mo eh
Girl: Ganun ?
Boy: Sana maayos ko ang ALphabet.
Girl: Bakit nman>??
Boy: para paglapitin ko ang letrang U and I..
ahehe auz ba ?
asa ka jan paul,…
lalake ako, melody_sia is just the name of my addiction,..
(nagkabunguan c melody at c mr.red)
Melody: bulag ka ba ah,..
MR.red: d ah, may pagtingin na nga ako sayu weh,..
‘
ahahah!,..nobody nobody but you,..
mnsn akala mo kaibigan mo lng sya…. akala mo andyan sya bilang tagapayo mo lng…. akala mo wala lng sya…. pero naicp mo b khit mnsn? “mhal ka pla nya…”
tama yan, huhuhu
Di porke close kau mhalaga k sa knya…
di porke hinahanap ka nya eh miss k nya…
di msaya sya sa yo mahal ka nya…
gnagawa nya lang yun…
pra di ka mgmukhang tanga kakamahal sa knya!
awww,, aalis nalng ako,..
miss naglalaro kaba ng DOTA?,…..
cause ur a GOD LYK,…
ahhah!,..XD sobrang cheesy
try lang huh..!
kung nagugutom akoh at
kailangan koh ng isang taong bubusog sakin
pede bah kitang puntahan
at
sabihin nah..
PAKAGAT naman kahit sa LABI lang..!
ang laway laway..!
hehehe..!
^__^
magtirik ka nga ng kandila.
)
para sa puso qng patay na patay sayo. pwahaha!
tumingin ka sakin habang nakatingin ako sau…..
…para may pagtingin tau sa isa’t isa
>.< whoooo! haha
magnanakaw b tatay mo
kc lahat ng bituin sa langit kinuha nya at nilagay
sayong mga mata
sana kalendaryo tayo para lagi tayong mei date
para nmang pustis0 t0ng mga pick lines…
kasi i cant smile with0ut it…
hehehehehehe!!!!
anlupet!!!
i want your body,your body,not you:D
kung magiging parte ako ng buhay mo, pipiliin kong maging dugo.. Mapunta man ako sa ibang parte ng katawan mo, babalik at babalik ako sa PUSO mo!
astig! im glad to be back hir ^^
boy: meron ka bang ballpen?
girl:yup bkt?
boy: hiramin ko sana wala tinta ung akin eh
girl: o eto
boy:wala aman tinta eh
girl: meron yan
boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo…
haha
Toilet ka ba….?
Kasi pag na kikita kita n Tatae Aqoh…!!
ok lang kahit
nakakapagod…
basta gusto ko ako lang
tatakbo sa isip mo..
hehe..
naicp ko hbang 2matakbo xa sa isip ko..
anu daw???
(^__^)
09068839949
txt2…
dada__dada
TUMOR KA BA? KASI I CAN`t GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND:“““““`>
Boy: I heard, magaling ka sa algebra
Girl:well,medyo! bkt?
Boy:can u please…..
substitute my “x”?
with out asking “y”?
gurl: ano ang pipiliin mo??
dota o ako???
boy: xempre dota..
gurl:bakit???
boy: kasi ang dota pwde kong paglaruan pero ikaw hindi sobra kasi ktang mahal..
haha..sobrang cheesy
wahaha..
gha2ndah nhg mgha….
phickh uhp..lhinehs…
….[-_-]…
bha2lek at bha2lek pharhen acoe…
xau..
khet…mheron…
kah..nah…
{pero lam ko uala na kau ee.. ? }
ahahah..
eto para sa bakla
I want your money, your money, not you
boy: cguro sa meralco k ngtatrabaho?
girl: Hndi noh, panu mo nmn nsbe?
boy: Kc dhil sau my liwanag ang buhay ko….
boy: miss chocolate kba???
miss: (ui, knikilig n ko… mukang bgong banat to’) bkit mo nmn nsbe???
boy: kulay tae ka kc… Asaness!!!
wasak!!!
Bigay lng ako…
ah miss nawawala ako….
pede bang kong manatili sa puso mo….
hehehe…
corny
hehehe..!
^__^
aanuhin moh pah ang kabaong..?
kung pede kah namang
ilibing sa PUSO koh..!
nyaks..!
wow astig un 630 ah!! idol!!
sana baso nlang ako…
pra matikman ko yang labi mo..!!!
Guy: Miss hotdog ka ba?
Girl: Huh! Bakit?
Guy: Kasi ang sarap mong tuhugin
Guy:miss kweba kba??
gurl:baket?
Guy:ang sarap mong pasukin!
Guy: Honey amoy tinapay ka.
Honey: Anung tinapay?
Guy: Putok
guy: miss pra kng porn video..
girl:baket??
guy:nkakaka tigas ka ng tootoot e..
Miss new year ka ba?
Bakit?
Nasarapan kasi ako nung pinaputukan kita.
saLI poh ako sa kcheezyhan nio
ganito sabihin mo pagtinanung k ng X mo..
X :Musta k n?
girl :i luk beter nung tau..
X : but now i luk thousand million better ng mwala k!
harhar!!
OUCH!!
ai mali pla churi…
saLI poh ako sa kcheezyhan nio
ganito sabihin mo pagtinanung k ng X mo..
X :Musta k n?
girl :i luk beter nung tau p..
girl : but now i luk thousand million better ng mwala k!
harhar!!
OUCH!!
miss kahoy ka ba? ang sarap mong sibakin e!
ui text nio ko !
09158816129
globe ako!
magunli ako pag nagtext kayo!
geh…banat pa…
auz a..!!
game.. e2 sakin.!
“..ms.. lkas muh namang ma2ril ng 1 shot,,
“..xe isang tingin lang tumba na Q..!!
^^,
e2 pa..~.~
“.. aahh.. mis.. alam mu., hawig kau ng mouse sa computer..
(bk8)
“.. xe isang hawak muh lang controlado muh na buhay ko…. toinKS.. >.<
another 1..
sa 1ng com. shOp.. lumapit c boy sa isang costumer na gurl..
“.. miss, tingnan muh ung keyboard..
(ti2ngin sa KB..)
(G:BK8?)
“..destiny pala na mag ka tabi c “u” at “i”.. ^^,
eto ang bagu :
were not TAO
were not HAYUP
were not BAGAY!
were meant to be ! xD
! hmm
◘◘RanmA: ice ka ba??
◘◘akANe: hinDi..bk8??umayos kA!
◘◘RanmA: crUsh kC kitA eh…
◘◘AkanE: Ah…hoW sWeet YOu nMAn RAnmA..
◘◘Akane: cgHE ako nMAn..
◘◘raNMA: game!Anu un HOney?
◘◘AkanE: alM mo ParA kaNG crAng plAka..
◘◘RAnmA: bk8?kc nariRinDi kanA sa pauLi8 ul8 na Sigaw ng puSo ko sa pangalan mo??
◘◘akaNE: hinDi
◘◘RAnmA:e bkT??
◘◘AkanE: ang SArap mo nA kcng itapON e…
◘◘ranMA: ouCh akAne..ganyAn lang ba talagA ako Sa buhAy mo??basurA?cguro c kUno At ryoGA ang MAs piPiliiN mo…
◘◘AkanE: hinDi no..paTApucn mo munA kc Ako…ang SArap mo kcNG itaPOn sa pUSo ko..so i can KeeP u inside…
◘◘ranmA: talGA!bkT namn??
◘◘akAne: parA hindi kAna makuhA ng ibA at maREcycle ul8..gs2 ko Ako lang Ang makiKinabang Sayo…
aus BA?aus 2ng websiTE na To!daming piCk up LInes..
SAna Aus lang ung bnanAt kong piCk up line..
LA na GAgaya ah..
mAhirap mgicp Eh..
hAha…
cutE na Cute
Plema ka ba?
Kasi di ka maalis sa dibdib ko…..
heheheheheh….!!!!!
ito meron pa ako
boy:miss excuse me may nagpapatanong lng ksi sakin?
girl:ano po iyon?
boy:alam mo ba english nang mahal kita?
girl:oo,i love you.
boy:i love you to!!!
yun oh…..
miss sna kw nlang ung right hand q..
“bket nmn??”
pra s pambansang awit aq lgi ang nsa puso mu..
heheh..
try lng..
miss pde bng papicture ..??
“bket nmn??”
ibi2gay q ky santa..
pra s pasko alam nia n ire2galo nia sken..
eheheh..
boy:miss number ka ba?
girl:di eh,bkit
boy:kaw ksi number one sa puso ko
an saya d2..
ba2lik ulet aq..
lagay p kau ng mlupet..
pra s mdami kaung mpulot..
mkinig ng wanted sweetheart..
hahah..
mgaling c papa dan ee..
Para kang plema?
Hindi kasi matanggal sa dibdib ko…
ANG GANDAH NG MGA BANAT…
..
e2 mSa2vEh kOh…
dun sa nO. 638 kay
melody_sia…
bkit moh pah gagawin ung??
eDih
pnApaAsa niya lNg pLa unG fRieNd niYa…
SA GnAgaWa nIyanG yOn…
MaS MsAsAkTan LnG uNg frEnD nIYa!!!
AnG GA2nDah Ng mGa bAnaT nIo…
aDD mE iN f.S.
aaliyahduaman@yahoo.com
tnx…
cHoW..!!!!
boy: ano english ng mahal kita?
gurl: I LOVE YOU
boy: I LOVE YOU TOO
boy: honey para kang” BRA”?
gurl: panu u naman nasabi un?
boy: kasi ang lufet u mag mahal.
I HATE ALL THE LETTERS BUT I LOVE “U”…..
BANAT PA?????????????????????????????WALA YANG “U” AT “I” NYO HEHEHEHEHE
ETCHOS
boy: miss para kang yosi
gurl:bakit naman?!
Boy:kasi magirap kang tangalin sa life ko
sorry po kuya balong mali po un
roses are red sky are blue mali!
roses are red
violet are blue
if i flash the toilet i remember u!
BOY: sana katabi kita sa mga exam’s nten..
GIRL: baket? edi mag aral ka para may matutunan ka nmn
BOY: hnd sa gnun,..kxe i feel perfect kpag katabi kta ee
=))
Sali ako….
Boy: Miss pra kang bolang krystal eh….
Girl: HA?
Boy: Coz i see my future in you… CHEEZZYY!!!
Lolo: Lab laro tayo…
Lola: anong laro?
Lolo: Kahit ano wag lang taguan,
Lola: Bakit nman?
Lolo: B’coz a girl like you is imposible to find…
Hayup sa Lufet si LOLO….
pot: may gift ako sayo
ladypot: ano un??
POT: enervom?
ladypot: ngee!! bakit??
Pot:para di ka mapagod kakatakbo sa isip ko!!
BOY:MISS UNGOY KB?
GURL:NDI BKIT?
BOY:KC INAKYAT MO ICP
KO SUMABIT KA SA PUSO KO! UN OH!!!!!!!!!!
((: nice nmn. paadd s ym and facebook and fs. vondo_18@y.c
Miss pede pbulong??
khit sa lbi lang oh
^_6
Miss, para ka talagang kahoy
“bakit?”
sarap mong
sunugin
miss sana telepono nalang ako
“bakit naman”
para sagutin mo naman ako
habang inilalapit ang labi mo
Miss, pag buksan mo ang yong bibig at marinig ko ang yong tinig, halos mawalan ako ng malay
“ha?”
ang baho ng hininga mo e
eto naman ang aking post
para sa pickupline ng pinoy
nyahahaha
—————————
congrats miss………..
panalo ka eh!
REPOST lang po
kulang nalagay ko
——————————–
lapit ang guy sa babae sabay hawak sa kamay…
guy: “congrats miss”
girl: “bakit?”
guy: (tingin mula ulo hanggang paa) “panalo ka eh!”
“AKO MISMO………
ikaw miss ko din!”
para sa mga relihiyosa
———
“relihiyoso ka ba??…….
coz i could be ur answered prayer!”
REPOST
para sa mga relihiyosa
———
“relihiyosa ka ba??…….
coz i could be ur answered prayer!”
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“ui, san ka? pwede mo ba ko samahan……..
forever??”
boy:miss taxi ka ba?
miss:bakit????
boy:kasi bawat minuto napapamahal ako sau eh!!
padagdag sa kacheezyhan nio..!
^_^
GF: do you have any idea what would happen to you if i die..?
BF: i might also die..
GF: (blushes) why.?
BF: sometimes too much happiness can cause death..!
nyaks..!
kadirdir..!
wahahaha..!
^_^
haha.. eto ako nag-compose.. hehehe
“may pupuntahan or lakad ba tayo bukas?
-kasi sabi mo, TAYO NA eh!” (hoho sobrang keso talaga!)
eto pa..
“alam mo bang ang sarap ng gasolina??
-kasi ang sarap magmahal eh”
hahahaha!!
haha.. eto ako nag-compose.. hehehe
“may pupuntahan or lakad ba tayo bukas?
-kasi sabi mo, TAYO NA eh!” (hoho sobrang keso talaga!)
eto pa..
“alam mo bang ang sarap ng gasolina??
-kasi ang sarap magmahal eh”
hahahaha!!
add po me pls..
FS/FB = hinova01@gmail.com
hehe..e2 cheesy
“my kandila kb dyan?
pki tirik nman d2 sa dibdib koh pra sa puso kong
patay na patay sau?”
“ipagbenta muna lupa at bahay mo.,libre nman
tumira sa puso ko”
haha..
AUS UNG MAG BANAT NEH? WALA NA TULOY AKONG MAISIP KUNDI IKAW NA LANG..
I LOVE YOU DAW sabi ni Eddie….
ha? sinong eddie??
….. EDDIE AKO!!
dAnDa amAn ..
hoho ..
prang tanga lurnx ..
boy:miss taxi ka ba?
miss:bkit aman??
boy:kasi kada minuto napapamahal ako sau eh!!
super cheeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzyyyyyyy!!
ate snatcher kba???tnakb mu kc puso qoe eh,,,..,,
ate matalino kba???…
wehhhh…di nga???….cge nga sagutin mu aq..,,..^^
te guard kba????
Bkt..????
Kc kpag ksama kta feeling qoe safe aq….^^
add me up…jake01_213@yahoo.com^^
te kalidaryo ba???
bkt???
kaw kc nag pa2ala2 kung anu meon sa buhay qoe eh…^^
Te ilaw kba???
ha??…bkt??..
because u r Light of my life…,,^^
ahhaha…sobrang cheeeeezy…^^
ano ba yan mga lu ma na yan e2 bago ate Boy:computer games ka ba? GIRL:bat mo naman natanong yan? Boy: wla lng ka c ang computer games kaya kong paglaruan ikaw hinde YUN OH!!!!
ok lng ang iba pero mas maraming korni
balakubak kaba?,..
cause i cant take you off my head,..
yeah,..cheessyyyyy, XD,.
nandito naku,
anu pa ang dalawa mong hiling,.?
kapalll,.hehe,.
sana camera nalng ako,..
pra kahit papano ngitian mo nmn ako,..
huhuhu,.. adik sayoooooo
miss anu height mo?,.
panu ka nagkasya sa puso ko?,..
uyyyyyyyyyy,.. sobrang cheeeeeeeeesyyyyyy
you’re like my shoes… you’re always there wherever I go,..
sana nga lng,..hehe,..in my dreams,..
ahahah
bigas , tubig, karne, gas, pamasahe,. grabe lahat nalng nagmamahalan,…
tayu nalng tlga hinde,.hehe
un eh,.
e2 pamatay,..
melody: cge alis muna ako,.
MR.red: teka san ka pupunta,..
melody: bakit sasama ka?,..
MR.red: oo nmn, kahit saan sasamahan kita, kahit sa impyerno pa magiging langit bastat kapiling ka,.
yeehiiiii,..aw ang tindi,.
un oh,.
grabe ang hirap gumalaw sa skwela,..
buti nalng,. unti unti naku bumabalik sa dati,.
masarap mabuhay ng walang inaalala,.
masarap kung isa lng ang iniisip mo,.
uN aNG DOtA hinDe anG tulAD mOnG isNAbeRA,.
miss patulong nmn oh,.
i plus mu lng toh,.
43+44+56= u can get my message to you,.
get it,. get it,.
-G:am i pretty
B:no
G:do u like me?
B:no
G:If i were to walk away would you cry
the girl heard enough & was about to walk away when the boy grab her hans
B:your not pretty your beautiful i don’t like you i love you & if you were to walk away i won’t cry i would die
- G:ang corny mo
yiheeee,. ang sweet, ang daming langam oh,.
sira prang coke yan zero sugar,.ahaha
MR.red: uy,. patulong nmn, anu nga kc english ng mahal kita,..?
melody: I loVE yoU
MR.red: i love you too,…
yeah,. nasabi ko rin,. ahaha yan ang banat,.
B:nice legs.. what time do they open? nyahaha
astig to ah!
)
kung lines b tau, pwd kyang mg-intersect ang ating mga landas?:)) nyax!!!
gus2 kong mkakita ng anghel….
kxe diyosa lng ang lgi konng nki2ta
ayokong kumain ng khit anong pagkaen…
kxe gusto ko ikw lng ang tikman q…dbdb?:))
pRa maiba lng..
uist..
mhal k dw ni EDi..
cnung edi???
edi akOOOO!!!!!
whahahaha
jarie kba????
ang poGE moh ehhh…
muahhhh muahhh….
pa sali po ahh
B:pwede b mka hiram ng 5 pesos??
G:bkit?
B:kc gusto kong tawagan ang nanay ko. kc i just met the wowan in my dream.pati nanay mo para mag pasalamat…
haha,,,
baduy ko tae,,
ang gand mo naman lahat ata ng damet bagay sau
sana naging damit nalang ako para n try mo kng mas bagay ako sau.
wla nbng bgo mxado ng unique ehh .. jeje jowk
cute…..
astig nmn mga pick up lines,,pabanat po ah,.,
di ko na papasukan lahat ng subject ko,
makapasuk lng ako sa puso mu,.,.nakss
Boy : tubig ka ba?
Girl : bqt?
Boy : pinapaginhawa mo kc ang uhaw kong puso…♥
…kachessyhan >.<
Girl : ampalaya ka ba?
Boy : bqt? (nakangiti)
Girl : ang pait kc ng karanasan ko sau eh…
…awtz nman c boy hahaha
Boy : beer ka ba?
Girl : bqt?
Boy : tinamaan kc ako sau ee
….wushu tinamaan! XD
Boy : kalawang ka ba?
Girl : bqt n nman?
Boy : tinutunaw mo kc ang bakal sa aking puso…
…O.o
e2 bnat…
BOy: i’m an oatmeal
Girl : why?
BOy : coz’ i’m good for ur heart…
…..yeah >.<
Boy : sana right hand mo n lng ako…
Girl : bqt nman?
Boy : para pag tuwing flag ceremony, ako ang laging nasa puso moh…
…….SOBRANG KESO! XD
…hindi mo pa ako binabato, tinamaan na agad ako sau….
…XD
mis sliper kba d kc ku maka alis ng bahay pag d ka kasama eh huh
mis sliper kba d kc aqu maka alis ng d ka kasama eh
e2 bago!
BOY: miss ilang GIG kba?
GIRL: hah? bkt nmn?
BOY: kse full na memory ko kakaisip sau eh..
wow naman ang gaganda ng mga pick up lines nyo hahaha..dagdagan nyo p heheheh add nyo aman ako casychris_11@yahoo.com..hihihihihhi.
eLow!!
hAhA!!
xAnA mArAmi pAng pick-uP Lines!!
—–>>>sHarE q lng pO aNg xA akin!!
hOrRor mOviE kA bUh?!
->ang sArAp mO kCng CgaWan!!
pasali ri ako.hehe
boy:tumatangkad ka ata?
girl:oh?d nga?binobola mo nmn ako e
boy:kc dti hnggang blikat lng kta pro ngaun nsa isip n kta.
girl:ah gnun ba?alam mu, lumiliit ka…
boy:d kya!jinojoke mo nmn aq eh!
kc dti lagpas ulo kta,ngaun nsa puso n kta!
weeeH!cheeezy.
tx nyo ako 09155455484
dagdag pah…please
hehe
girl: gitara kaba?
boy: bkit naman?
girl: wala kasa tono ehhhh…..
me: miss cashier ka ba?
saleslady: hindi eh baket?
me: muka ka kasing “bayaran”..
^_^
*_0 =))
boy;libro kaba’
girl;bk8!
boy;ang kapal moh kc ei…
hehehehe…*_0…
Boy Palamunin:hi Miss!!! Para kang Job Fair
Miss: Bket?
Boy Palamunin: “Ang dami mo kasing aplicante”
Boy Palamunin: Vancant pa ba? Pwede bang mag apply……………….
hehehehehehehe fat u to all
aztig!!!!!
ito kay charlie
uhmmm…..
ate,di ba may kasabihang ‘looks that kill’
pede ba wag mo kong tignan
,,, psli lng poe…
alarm clock k b?
kc gncng moe ang puso qng 2log !!!
pa-add n rn poh ah? lil_belle.14@yahoo.com
aanhn p ang gravity???
kng lgi nmn aqng nhu2log sau!!!
sNa vaLue meaL ka n Lng….
pRa i Can tKe u hoMe!!!!
pRa akong iCe cReam kC sa 2Wing tinititigan mo q
Ntutunaw ako!!! amF T_T
,,, psli n rn poe…
alarm clock k b?
kc gncng moeang puso qng 2log!!!
pa-add n rn poe… lil_belle.14@yahoo.c0m
wala lng
e2 simple lang….
guy: AKOMISMO!!!!
Girl: HA???
guy: Kc Ikaw Miss ko….
PdEH U PaH PuH bAH DaM!hAN UnG P!cK uP L!NeS
E2 malufet…
Boy: Miss, ang liit pala ng palad mo..
Girl: Bat mo nasabi?
Boy: Nagtataka aq kung pano mo napanghawakan ang mundo ko..haha! korni!
Sana “T” nalng aq, pra im always next to “U”.. haha!
boy:sana ribcage na lng ako…
gurl:y???
boy: so i cud protect ur heart
dame., ahaha katamad mag basa., pabanat nlng XD.,
girl: tingin mo ba 10 yrs from now mgkaibigan pa din tau?
boy: hMMm? 10 yrs? malay mo. . .
magkaapelyido na tau.,
haha.,
sapa ahahaha.,
itutuwid ko ang daan mo para sa kin ka dumiretso.,^^
Ü
“yun oh!!!!
WHAZZAK!!!
mis “SUN” kaba?
huh bakit!!??
sau kasi umiikot mundo q Eh”……
nyahEhEhE…..KORNEKS”
“MISS BARIL KA BA? PAPUTOK NAMAN!”
Eto Bago!
“Maganda ka man or Pangit…wag n wag kang pa ve VELO…Kasi mag seselos ako….Kasi Only Velo touches your skin…..Papaano nman ako?”
eToh akIn…
Ang DOTA ay Parang Pag-IBIG
c Zeus k b?
- Tamaan man ako ng kidlat, ikaw lng ang mahal ko.
c Rikimaru k b?
- Di mo man ako nakikita, nasa tabi mo lang ako.
c Vengeful k b?
-kasi handa akong i-SWAP ang buhay ko maalis lang ang kalungkutan mo
c Enchantress k b?
-Nasasaktan ako kapag lumalayo ka…
c Doom k b?
-pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..
c Silencer k b?
-kpg anjan ka, natatahimik ako..
c Beastmaster k b?
-maalaga ka kc..
c slardar k b?
-kc ms lumalakas tama ko sau..
c darkterror k b?
-humihinto ang oras pag kasama kita
c razor k b?
- nakukuryente kc puso q sau..
c nerubian weaver k b?
-naghahabol aq lagi sau..
c omniknight k b?
-ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..
bka naman CREEP k?
-lagi kasi kitang kasama..
c phantom lancer b?
-cnong pipiliin ko sa inyo?
c Terrorblade b?
- handa akong magbago para sayo.
c techies b?
-suicide na ako kapag ala ka..
c leoric b?
-binubuhay mo ulit ako..
c crystal maiden b?
-kinikilig aq pag ksma k..
c pudge b?
-nahuli mo kc puso q..
c mirana b?
-dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..
Frozen Throne o World Tree k b??
-kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan
para lumaban pa..
PHEW!!!
Atlast natapos q dn basahin from the top
Post p kau.o_O
I’m starting to love it
pasale….
pambara sa mga manli2gaw….
aahhaahaahahah…………….
boy: is this seat empty?
gurl: yes. and this 1 will be too if u sit down…
basag….e2 pah…
boy: ur like a dream?
gurl: go back to sleep………..
ala lang…………
boy: i can see forever in ur eyes…………
gurl: but ol i can see is never in yours………
boy:miss pwede bng t-shirt k n lng!?
girl:bkt nmn…?
boy:pra masukat q kung bagay tau…
sa mga nag post ng pick up line
ask ko lang ha!!
mahilig ba kau sa chetcharon???????
na kaka high blood ka u!!!!!!!!!
para kayong mga MAIS!!
ang KORNI nyo!!
wahahaha
D
awitin kaba?
ang sarap mo kasing pakinggan!!
waaahhhh!!! yan ang BANAT!!
You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
un un ooohhh!!!
NOSEBLEED kayo noh? hahaha
dagdag lng po ah.
Bat kailangan mahaba ang buhok ng bmpira at multo?
Kasi kung kalbo baka matawa ka lng. :3
Grave tlga ung financial crisis..icipin mo pati ako ngmamahal…
miss…cashier ka ba??
mkha k kcng bayaran…
asarap talaga mag mahal
lalo n pag mahal ka rin ng mahal m
dba dba
boy: ur like a dream?
gurl: go back to sleep…….
ohhh..
basag…
tae kah bah???
hindi kc kitah mapaglaruan ehhh bwhahahahaha!!!
sanah magkaaway nah lng tyoh..
parah pa2lan moh nah akoh hahaahaha!!
teh may monay kaba pakagat naman haha
ang mga langaw
may dalawang langaw sa ibabaw ng tae…
langaw 1 : pare, na-uutot ako!
langaw 2: tang ina pare! wala namang ganyanan! kumakain tayo!
Tumayo sa harap ng girl, tignan ang sarili at lumingon-lingon sa paligid tapos titigan ang girl
boy: miss, na-aksidente ba ako?
girl: ha? bakit?
boy: akala ko langit na ito eh! XD
boy:te, may batas bang bawal kang mahalin…?
gurl:bkt aman…?
boy:kasi baka makulong ako…!
Yun! yun! eh!!!
orig yan ah!!!
ang gaganda ng mga pick up lines!!! ang saya saya!!!
.miss NIDO KA BAH
.bkt
.coz ur my no.1
.andi mu bah alam ikaw ang BUHAY ko ay ako ang KAMATAYAN MO
.umutut ka bah?
a.coz u take my breath away
.NFA ka bah?
handa ako pumila makuha ka lng.ahi
freezer ka bah.
.tinitiagasan ako sau eh.hhehe
.mis may kandila ka ba dyan.
.patirik naman d2 sa dib2 ko para sa puso kong patay na patay sau
.mis abusayaf ka ba?
/binihag mu puso ko eh..
.anu namn kung may CHEMISTRY kau.. may HISTORY namn tau..
.pde bah 2mingin ka sakn habang nakatingin din ako sau para nmn may pag tingin tau sa isa’t isa
.ilanga page kau.
ang kapal niu kc ee.heheh joke
END
“Sana naging jacket n lng ako…
para maranasan ko namang mayakap ka”
eto mas malupet
para kay joan to
jeamil:parol kba???
joan:bkt?
jeamil:kasi nakasabit kana sa puso ko mag pakailan man
ahahah…..
ang kurni
idol ko si juan tamad
kc hinitay nyang mahulog sa kanya ang bayabas
kaya pag nahulog ba ako sa iyo sasaluhin mo ba ako
kawawa nmn ang puso ko pag hindi m sinalo
owch!!!!!!
har har
mustah na joan pagaling ka ha
e2 p banat
boy:alam mo onti n lng ang loves ko seo!!
girl:bkit nmn??
boy:onti n lng abot langit n
haha
boy: Miss lotto k b??? (lottery)
girl:bkit??
boy:kc hanggang ngayon umaasa pa din ako seo ehh!!!
haha
Aztig mga pick up lines ng pinoy..!!!!! KILig me…hihihihihi!!!
if loving you is a crime…
IM GUILTY!!!
yunyun eh..
haha,
eto pa.
boi: hulaan ko kung nsan ka .
girl: nsan ?
boi: sa icip ko.
aya ba ! haha.
ang ga2nda ng mga lines…
dmHAN nYO paH poH….
add me nmN fs and facebooK
fs qkoh eL_eqchosera_uno@rocketmail.com
facebook sexy_jellie341@yahoo.com
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bashin
ng
pickup
liness
thanks
poe
sa
lahat
ng
gomawa
ng
pickuplines
napa
sagot
ko
nililigawaqn
ko
thanks
and
more
power
guys, add me up on my fs and ym:
genesis_rico11@yahoo.com
txt nyo dn aq: 09057468501/09105334987
wew astig nm d2!
pa add lnh nito ahh
miss.. taxi ka ba??
kc habang palayo ng palayo!
pamahal ka ng pamahal!!
wew!!!!!!!!
pabanat.
tiga FEU kdaw? TAMA-RAW ksi na mahalin kita.
pa add sa fs & fb aibeth23@yahoo.com ensk!
boy: alam mo ba kung bkt ka hulog ng langit??
gurl: sus!! dhil ba maganda at cute ako??
boy: asa hindi no ….KASI BAWAL KA DOON!!
Boy: Grabe!!! Kawawa ako kahapon.. Na- Stranded ako eh…… sa loob ng puso mo!
eto pa isa hehehe!
“life without you is like a broken pencil”
-is pointless”
ayuuunnnn ohhh!!
weeeeeeeee astig tlga d2
eto pa ohh
aanhin pa ba ang relo kung titigil din pala sayo!!
wafakas!!!
uy add pako ng madami!!!
dami ko natututunan!
effective mga bro
PABANAT LANG:
May lahi ka bang KASTILA ?
kasi NASAKOP mo na PUSO ko..
ayos?haha..
Alam mo tumangkad ka..
Kasi date PUSO lan kita ngayon hanggang ISIPAN na..
((:
Para kang SWITCH..
Kasi YOU TURN ME ON..
akin to.
Marunong ka bang gumamit na RULER?
Di ko kasi MASUKAT ANG PAGMAMAHAL KO SAYO..
yun yon e..
HOPE yu lyk it?((:
salamat.
JUST e-mail me if in case na gusto nyu pa ng lines?
di na ko makakabalik dito.d ko ln sinasdyang mapdpad hahaa..
my_savior25@ymail.com
ym,fs,fb,e mail,,ho iyan..
(ng bungguan)
(tugsh!)
girl: bulag kba!?
boy:pnu ku mgiging bulag eh my PAGTINGIN nga aku sau….
^_^
boom boom boom! my tsumuchurba sa jeep…egypt…hahah kakatawa…
eto pa…
-miss kulangot kba?
-bkit?
-kc di ko mapigilang tanggalin ka s ilong ko eh…wahaha
-eto pa…
-miss sapatero kaba?
huh? bkit?
-kc sira sapatos ko,papaayos ko lang..waahaa
guy:miss type writer ka ba miss:bakit? guy:kasi type kita eh!
i hate all da letters on alphabet but i love U!
4 ME: love is unconditional feeling 2 the person we value most……………..
alam nyo na b 2,,,??????
girl: gara mo !!!!!
boy:bkit,,,??
girl:parang mouse lang kasi turing mo sakin…>>>
boy:bkit nman..??
girl:kasi sakin ka nakahawak tapos sa iba ka nakatingin,,,*****
(gets nyo ba..???)
You’re so hot you must be the reason for global warming.
Doktor ka ba? kasi kaw lang ang makakagamot ng sugat sa puso ko.
ito idea para makuha mo ang n# ng girl na d mo kilala.. MISS FVOR NAMAN OH MARUNONG KABANG MAG AYOS NG CELLPHONE PAKI CHECK NAMAN OH SIRA YATA CELLPHONE KO WALA KASI YONG NUMBER MO ^_^
Boy: POKEMON kbah ??
Girl: hah ??
Boy: kC i chOose you ..
ito aztig!!!!
boy> alam mo mukhang inodoro
girl> bakit naman???
boy> sa tuwing nakikita kc kita para aqng taeng nahuhulog sau….wahahaha
mahal na
mahal
kita
liezyl
sana sagutin mo na ako!!!
plzzzzzz,,
anty ang galing nyo po mag-alaga, kc halos araw-araw gumaganda parati yang alaga mo..
kung pwede naman hiramin ko at ako din ang mag-alaga sa kanya??
panliligaw sa mama ng ngustuhan mo..
what is d greatest view in d world?
its not top view, not side view , not front view, not isometric view, but love u………,,,,
eto
mga
SOFTDRINK
para samga nauuhaw dyan….<<<>>!!!!
alam mo COKE na COKE ako sau
bakit ini SPRITE mo pa ako
may MERYENDA namantayo
wala ka talagang hiya JAZZ
kinisan mo pa ako sa LIFT……..
MISS PARA KANG KANGAROO !
KSE TUMATALON KA SA PUSO KO E !
hoi!!!!!!!!!!! ako atapang !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ako alalay~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boy: DIABETIC ka ba?
girl: hinde..bakit?
boy: kase i’m planning to be the sweetest person for you..
un un eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh…
AYun ganda nang mga banat nyu. . ako din. .
kaso luma na ehh. . ahha hnd ko lang sya nabasa d2.
Boy: pede muh ba kung samahan?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy. sa Psychologist
Girl: huh? bkit?
BOy: isama ko daw ks yung babaeng kinababaliwan qcu
haha. . . add my FS and Fb rosario_vampirez@yahoo.com
e2 pa. .
BF: lakas nang bagyong ONdoy nuh?
GF: OU nga ehh baha ba sa inyu.
Bf: Ou ehh binaha ako nang pagmamahal Muh.
haha mai ma i banat lang tlga haha
e2 pa mai maibanat lang tlga.
BOy: Hellow magnanakaw ako. at nandito ako para nakawin ang puso muh
Girl:huh? pardon?
hahaha
maiba lang .. haha may ma ibanat lang tlga hope u lyk it
boy:lam Mo siguro binge ka nuh.
Girl: HUh? hnd kea naririnig kta.
BOy: eh bat ganun ang tagal ka nang isinisigaw nitong puso ko hnd muh padin madinig
=(
e2 pa. .
ahh miss. . me airport ba na malapit d2?
or is that just my heart taking off?
haha. . anu daw?
boy: pede ba mag tanung nang direksyon
girl: saan?
boy: sa puso muh
boy: me boyfriend kna?
girl: wula pa.
boy: gusto muh na mag karoon!!
boy: me Bf kna
girl: ou.
boy: haizt akala ko pa naman mapapaibig na kita
haha mais
BOy: relogous kba?
girl: huh?bkit?
boy: Cause you are the answers to all of my prayers.
hayyzz. . haha e2 last nalnag. nxt tym nalng ul8
Boy: diabetic kba?
girl:bkit?
Boy: kasi im planning to be the most sweetest person in your life haha. . yun yun ehh
haha.. pahabol. .
miss lam muh para kang presedential election.
kasi dadayain ko ang lahat makuha ka lang
haha
alam ko hnd ako ang perfect guy para seo.
ako kasi ang right guy na hinahanap muh
hahhaa
e2 pasali
Guy: Nsa McDo tayo?
Girl: Bkt?
Guy: (tumabi sa babae and then tinuro)
Kasi Lab ko To :3
nyahaha
e2 last na 2. .
girl: anu guwa muh?
boy: e2 niiicp ka. .
haha mais nuh haha
para kang relief goods! matagal na kc kitang hinihintay eh! hahaha
pano ako mahu2log sau! kung pag kasama kita lutang na ako! ehem
my kandila kaba?? pdeng paki tirik sa puso ko na matagal ng patay na patay sau!
para kang unli! bukas expired kana!
unlimited kaba?? daldal mo eh!!
gurl: Libro kb..?
Boy: Nd Bkt..?
Gurl: Kpal Muh Kxe eh…
Hahaha:P Bato2 s Langit tamaan Sapul…:D
iwasan mh na ang pagkain mh ng ma-cholesterol.
para hindi na ako mahirapang dumaloy sa puso mh. HAHA
pra qang taxii!….
kc minuminu2 na papamahal aquh xeu ehh!!
oha oha!@!!
boy : i-assume mo na last time na naten to magsma . last kaen,last lakad.
girl : ayoko !
boy : wala nman mawawala sayo aa !
girl : ikaw
ang ganda ng mga pick up lines mo nagbabasa nga ako lagi ng ink mof romance
wala na po bang iba? dagdag pa nman po..,
ang galing namn n2
..ganda ng mga lines huh??…
.nka2adik?!!..
..miz u lyk crazy!!
..nxobrahn k2icp..
….KHiT luMaKlaK k PaH nG XobwAng
….DamI n ng ….ENERVON..
….KnG WaLa nmN aQoH…
….fOr SurE nDi mO mKU2HA anG…
……….HapPinEsS mO!!!!!!!….
>>>mGA bAnat eEh…!!!!
……>>>.astiG!!!
..mGa nG dEsperadO::
‘aQ anG mGb2yad nG tuitiOn mO!!!
”’bazTA….!!!!
>>>.PaG-aRalaN mO QoH MhALin…..!!
..mag post pa kau..
marunong kba sa math?
-Can you subtitute my EX
Boy:miss msasabi mo bng bobo ako??
Girl:bkt?
Boy:kung ikaw nsa icip ko?
Boy:mis anong english ng “mhal kita?”
)
Girl:”i love you
Boy:I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
pambara!!
boy: ikaw lang ngiisang babae sa buhay
ko
gurl:wla ka bang nanay..?
hahaha BASAG!!
hi!
..sana damit na lang ako para masukat
muh kung bagay talaga akuh sau,,
…harharharharhar
wla bang romance jan
side car ka ba?
single kasi ako eh
nIce…!aStig mga PicK up liNes..?
psAli pO…………
Boy: alam mO pnGarap kong MgiNg “astronaut”
Girl …bKit nMan?
Boy: KelNgan ko Kc nG “SpaCe” sA puSo mO…….
—sAn K pupuntA………
—bKit Sma Ka…….
—sAn Nga?
—-sA C.R…>>>
~~~LoL
teAcHer:ok…..kau dalawa mg-partner……..
boY and girl: ok pO mam…..
teachEr: kau na…….
boy:mam opo….
clasm8s: ahiIiIIiii……..
girl:kme na SasAgot sA boArd…..
>>sUs<<sEnsYa ,,,,la pOh maicip..
BOy:mis lam muh panu pag isang araw nalaman muh na patay na ko anu guguwin muh?
GIrl: huh?guguwin wula
BOy: eh panu yan patay na patay na kc ako seo ehh
haha
pokemon“`
ka“`
bah““
kci“`
i choose you^__^
har`har“
eto
aanhin“pa“
ang“damo“`
kung““
syo““
plng“`
may“`
tma“`
n“
ako“`
^___^
tang“`nah““
mais“`ba“`kyo““`
mga““
nag“`cocoment“`d2???
corny nyo kci““
gndahan“`nyo namn^___^
peace out^__^
patingin nman ng kamay mo…
maliit nman pla eh..
panu mo nhahawakan ang mundo ko?
Boy: Alam m pra kang basura.
Gurl: Bakit nman?
Boy: Kc Kht San Man Ako Mgpunta kaw Laging Nakkta Ko!
PaNiS!!!
Yung mga Bago Naman………..!”,<
tang na koh tj
Onion kb?
kxe everytym nlnz u meyk me cry.
——————————–
..ahm…
takatak vendor ka ba???
ksi
you gave me hope…hahahah
sana wla pa n2..!!
if the alphavet starts with…
A,B,C
AND the song starts with….
DO,RE,MI
CAN LOVE STARTS WITH….
YOU AND ME??!!!
eehehehe!!1 yan ang banat!!!
haha..
..ang pag-ibig ko sa knya ay parang baldeng punong-puno ng tubig..
..sayang..
awww
“di mo man ako bilhin sa FFS, ikaw parin nagmamay-ari sakin … ”
___hahah!!! para sa mga FB adiks!________
boy:kalawang k b?
Girl : bkt?
Boy : kc cncra mu malabakal kong puso!
wooot wooot…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!
boy : mahilig k b s no. 6?
girl: bkt?
boy; Ang siksi siksi mu kc e!!!
nyahahhahahah!!! ^^
boy; asan k b kagabi???
girl; d2 s bahay y?
Boy: uhmm….. wala k kc s panaginip ko e!!!
weeeeee!!!!! wooot woooot………………..
Hello. Pasali.
Boy: Mais ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang corny mo kasi. xDD
girl: hey handsome! you look familiar..
boy: really? who?
girl: my next boyfriend!
nyc ng mga pick up lines
di ko maiwan .haha
aheheh,
pa extra,
boy : ( name of the girl ) anu ba height at weight mu??
girl : anu naman sau?
boy : sa laki mung yan nagkasya ka sa pus0 ko,..
ahihihi
acu : Kodigo ka ba ?
xa : huh??
acu : kase ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko ehh,…
(ahihihi)
(1 of my Favorites )
boy and girl in beach ( gabi p0 )
boy : ganda ng langit sa gabi n0… daming bituin
girl : uu nga ehh,…
boy : kaso, nakakapagod tumingala,… buti nalang anjan ka,… sang tingin cu lang Langit na,…
aheheheh ^^,
panget
revise cu lang ung ” TAE “,…
Boy : Tae ka ba???
Girl : Kadiri ka naman! hmf!
Boy : Kase d kita kyang paglaruan,…
ahehehe
thnx
aheheh,
thnx p0 sa slot,
ganda p0 ng site niu,..
ahehehe
padamihin niu pa p0 ahh,
-chard
pedro:patengen nga ng palad mu..
maui:hmmm ito o bakit?
pedro:maliit naman pala ehh..
maui:bkit?
pedro:bat mu hawak mundo ku
hahah yun!
ang banat….
eto pa,
Boy : Lakwatsera ka!
Girl : bakit naman??
Boy : Pati sa Panaginip c0 and0n ka!
corny,…
ahehehe
aheheh
( Boy and Girl nag-uusap )
Boy : kung ggawa acu ng planeta,pwede bang ikaw ang gawin c0ng axis nito,..
Girl : ang Panget nmn ng role c0,… cge nga, bakit?
Boy : para sau lang iikot ang mund0 c0,…
ahecx
-chard
et0 pa p0 oh,
( First Day sa School, sa loob ng classroom )
Boy : Miss paabot nga,…
Girl : Ng Anu?
Boy : Ng kamay mU, Holding Hands tau,..
ahehehehe
-chard
pa add na rin p0 sa friendster, richard_pastor15@yahoo.com
( ahas p0 ung primary cu )
d p0 acu xad0 cute,..
friendly lang,..
hekhekhek
Noon kasali acu sa “Heart Breaker society” ,
du0n,
bawal ang mag-mahal,
bawal ang maneryoso,
at huli sa lahat,
bawal ang mag-bag0,
tuloy,
nakick-out acu,…
kasi lahat un ginawa cu para sau,..
>_<
Kapag may nakita pa akong mas better sau….
ipipikit ko nalang ang mga mata ko………!
sobrang cheesy
nasasaksak k b? tinadtad k kc ng kagwapuhan eh..ayyiiee..sobrang cheesy
..tang ina ang lulupit ng mga banat nio..
boy:nakakaawa ka naman,
girl:bakit?
boy: magisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko eh.
cheeeessyyy..
what is your dream
my dream is to be your dream
asxtig tu .. basahin neu kht korni ..
sana nasa kulungan nlang tau nu ?
para mkasama kta hbang buhai ..
LIBAG kba ?
ndi ka kc maalis sa KTWAN ku eh ..
ELECTIC FAN kba ?
umiikot ka kc sa buhay ku ..
( yan ang banat .. haha )
BOy:Mgaling k bng mg type?
Girl:hindi
Boy:Ok lng un,,type nman kta eh..,:)
boy: miss, unggoy ka ba??
gurl: ha?bakit naman??
boy: kasi panget ka!!!
ahaha!! wala lng..
coke ka ba???
kc sakto ka..
ilaw ka ba??
sarap mung patayin!!!
popcorn ka ba??
wala lng natanong ko lang..
nyak nag joke???
makakasuhan kaya ako???
kung mahuhuli akong nagnanakaw ng tngin sayo???
Nice!!!
ahahaha..
pinasaya nyu ko..
ahehehe..
paisa nga din..
bka sakaling my panama..
>>>Sana naging holdaper ka na lang.
Kasi kahit ano, ibibigay ko.
Basta ‘wag mo lang akong sasaktan…
>>>Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…
You give me “hope” and… “more
>>>Hospital ka ba? ….
May heart complication kasi ako.. Either I C U or U C me
HEHEHE..
wag mo isiping nagiisa ka..
malay mo sa likod mo may mumu
ahu
marunong kaba magchess???
tara chess tayo
para makain na kita
wag mo ako tapak tapakan
hindi kita tinatapakan
(ipis)
aanhin mo ang ganda kung may putok ka naman
ano ba yan iniisip na naman kita
kaya hindi ako makatulog sa gabi eh
pero alam mo ginagawa ko kaya ako nakakatulog??
sinasabi ko sa sarili ko
tanga tulog kana
may mahal na yung iba
dati hindi ako mapakali pag may problema ka
hindi ako makatulog pag hindi kita nakikita
pwes ngayon kaya ko na
pero tnx ha…
at least nalaman ko hangang salita ka lang pala
Hindi ako pipi, Hindi rin ako bingi, Bulag ako sa pagmamahal ko sayo
astig nyo mga pare at mare damihan nyo pa puuuuhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Ate Utot ka BA???
Baho MO kc….
miis excute me panaginip ka ba?
kac ang hirap mo makamit.
charles:cath kita mo ba ung star na yun?.
catherine:san un ba?
charles:uu,balng araw maaabot ko un
catherine:owst pano
charles:pag pinalipad ako ng matamis mong Oo.
miss i lost my number
can i have yours?
mnis pede ba kitang makasama habang buhay?
kac you light up my life eh
charles:miss can i be your boyfriend?
catherine:but you dont even know me.
charles:but i have i eternity to know you
sana naging TiNDer ka n lng..
..
..
para nmn
maSUklian mo ang pagMamahal
ko sayu. XD
___________________
orig to
e2 corny n2…
lupang hinirang kb?
kasi handa akong mamamatay ng dahil sayo….
miss can i be your BF?
(but you dont even know me)
thats ok coz i have my eternity to know you
miss pede ba patulong sa calculator ko
di ko kac ma solve ang kagandahan mo eh
miss para kang poste ng ilaw
kac you light up my life eh
para kang kahoy!
ang sarap mong sibakin…!
sna h0mew0rk ka na lnG
bqt??
pra i can takE u h0me
haha
–~kpag UmUUlan LumaBas k NG bahay Nio….saluhIn mo lahaT nG ulan Na mAsasaLo Mo…Lahat Ng masasalo mo iYon Ang katumbas ng pAgmamahal Mo sA AkiN..lHat ng di Mo mAsasalo iYon ang katuMbas ng PaGmamaHal Ko….
pwede ba
MCDO na lng
itwag ko sau?
msyado kcng obvious
pag cnavi kong
LOVE KO TO
e2 ang banat!!!…
BF: hon kea kta mnahal dhil ang gnda moy prang musika
GF: tlgah???
BF: oo!…..dhil ang ilong muh “FLAT” ang mata muh ay “SHARP” at ang bibig moy ‘WHOLE NOTE”
kung papatawan ako ng parusa ng puso mo sna reclusion perpetua na lang. Para hbng buhay ako nkakulong sa puso mo, hahahahaha! yuck! ^^
boy: mis,pano naman ako mahuhulog seO EH.
PAg kasama kita parang nasa langit na ako…..
hahahaha!!!
e2 cmple
ganda mu te bat d ka maglayas
badudles . . .
sna ula p n2
d kb napa2god?
kagab kpa kc,
takbo ng takbo!!
s icpan q eh!!
jejejejeje!!
BOY: miss manok ka ba
GIRL: hinde baket
BOY: pwede mo ba limliman itlog q
miss aq na mag mag papaaral sau
pagaralan mo lng mahalin puso q
AsTiG??
eto .. quotes lan poh ..
” why should i ruin the perfectly beautiful flower when i know right now that he loves me not .. xoo sad ..
“aanhin qkuh an pag aari ng iba kung ngiti qkuh palang, pag aari koh na xah .. luFett!!
” baqet pah kelangan ang bumili ng relo kung kaya ko namang ibuhos lahat ng oras ko seu ..
pa add sa lahat ahh?? sassyemo_qt15@ymail.com ty!!
eto pah oh
” sAna stethoscope nlang ako para marinig ko kung cNu talaga pinipintig ng puso mo..
ouch..
hmmn..pwd sumali d2..jaja
boy: my shooting star oh?wish tau!..
gurl: wg ka mawish..
boy: bkt?
gurl: cause i wish to have you..my nangyari ba?xa pa dn pinili mo..
ouch!jaja
e2 masaya
nd kba napapagod kc kanina kpa naglalaro sa isip ko ehhh^^
i like this menu..
because it has ME N U in it…
aow! taob kayo noh!=))
share lang po, nasend lang 2 sakin. .
do i look a calendar? cause everyone’s asking for a date @_@
Question: If train A leaves the station at exactly 3:00am going north at an average speed of 95km & train B leaves in the same direction with a speed of 105km. How long…
Are YOU gOnna keep your feelings fOr me???
cheesy!
If nobody loves you, then i must be nobody….
Oh… laban?
may natandang nang-asar ng babaeng nangungulangot habang nakasakay sa jeep………..
goes like this…
matanda…miss anung kinukuha mo..
gurl…..nursing po
matanda….uhh….kala ko kulangot….
padaan lang pow …wla magawa ehhh…
tanong lng pow…….
baket ang plural ng mouse ay mice…then ung house houses,,,,,,harhar….
anung tagalog ng calculator……..
mga dudes mga dictionary ba kau……
ang kakapal nyo……………..
hahaha ganun dapat ang banat
SNA ENGINEER NA LANG AKO PRA MKAGWA AKO NG TULAY PAPUNTA S PUSO MO…..
haha
Pilipino ka ba??? Coz you’re worth dying for!!! =)) :> :”>
Yun ang banat!!!
Hangin kaba?
Ikaw kasi ang bumubuhay sakin eh.
baRiL kba?!
paPutOk nga ! sam beseS LNg..
Nov.1 ngayon ah…
May dadalawin ka ba?
Ako na lang dalawin mo!
Tutal naman patay na patay ako sa ‘yo eh.
Bihira lang ang ganyang banat! :> :”> =))
Once in a year lang!
*siguro SMART ka.. kasi youre simply amazing!
*Kuya, nasaksak ka ba? Tinadtad ka kasi ng kagwapuhan eh!
*ayon kay alyanna.. “APOY KA BA? KASI ALAB YOU..”
*Ako ang Araw.. Ikaw ang Buwan.. Habang buhay na lang ba tayong maghahabulan?
*Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
*ayon kay khaye.. “DOTA KA BA? DI KASI AKO NAGSASAWA SAYO.”
hahaha
)
hi po..
wow. grabe!kumakahampas ka kala mo close tayo!
(IPIS)
text me if you want 09392341278
pakilala po kayo ha?
e2 pa pong isa.
masasabi mo bang BOBO ako kung ang laging laman ng isip ko ay ikaw?
aiyieee.
kilig.
STATUS:single
pa add naman po sa YM, FS, FB
THANKS
YM:joanne_gamboa
FS:aylabpipteen@ymail.com
FB:ajong_venteuno@yahoo.com
Nsa Laboratory ako at ksama kta
Anung English nun ?!
” i am in lab with YOU .. ”
* bow .
boy: Miss para kang CHiCHARON!
CHiX: bkt nmN??
boy: ang sarap mo kasing papakin!!
**BAKLA SUMiNGiT**
BAkla: Ako ren parang ChichARon!!
BOY: oO TANG INA MO NAKAKAHIGHBLOOD KA!!
eto pa…
BAKLA talking to a boy..
BAKLA: ALAM MO PARA TAYONG GULAY!!
BOY: ULOL ALAM KO YAN.. LAHAT YA NAGMAMAHALAN NA TAYO NLNG ANG HINDE???????/
BAKLA: HINDE!! LAHAT YAN NATIKMAN KO NA IKAW NLNG ANG HINDE!
sabi nila libre daw ang mangarap..
”ikaw libre ka ba”
pangarap kc kita..
dok: gudnews may donor kna.. makakalakad kna ulit
dodong: (umiiyak) huhu!
dok: bakit k umiiyak.. ayaw mu non makakalakad kna
dodong: may iniwan pong sulat ung nag donate
Dear dodong,
mkakalakad kna ulit..
please take care of my legs ha..
Love,Dagul..
)
sana nging USB n lng aq…
//para ma-save nmn kta!!! hahaha….
..(tpoz bglang my virus)..
boy:miss kaw b yung namamaltok?????
girl:hindi.bakit????
boy:kaze tinamaan aqoh sau eh…
loko….
Maliit ba ako?
Di kita maabot eh!
(boy and girl naguusap)
boy:nakapag review k n b ???
girl:huh ?bkit aq mag rereview ???
boy:kc mamaya pasasagutin n kita …=] ..
ean ang banat !..xDDD
teacher ako ….pede b kita turuang mahalin aq ..
,,tnx xa mga pich-up lines nio..
..gawa pah kau iunG mAgAnDa..
..MOrE pOwER,,
..
KULANGOT KBA?
KASE HARD TO GET KA… ^^
“life without you is like a broken pencil,
it’s pointless. :c”
aww. ahaha.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z..
oooppss.. “i miss U”
–padaan lang. \m/
patient; mis,pag ang tibok ba ng puso mabilis normal ba un?
nurse: hindi bket?
patient: ang bilis kasi ng tibok ng puso ko para sayo weh.. ^^,
LAM MO PARA KANG TAE DIKA PWEDWNG PAGLARUAN
MIS SANA NAGING DAMIT KA NA LNG PARA NASUSUKAT KO KUNG BAGAY TAYO..
GURL: GUDNYT TUTULOG NA KO
BOY: TUTULOG KA NA BA? TEKA WAG KA MUNANG PiPiKiT BAKAH DIMUH MAKiTANG MAHAL KiTAH..
BOY: MiS LAM MO ANG LiKOT LiKOT MO..
GURL; MALiKOT BA KOH?
BOY: OO,KASi NATATABiG MO PUSO KOH. . .
BOY: MiS,LAM MO LAKWATSA KA NG LAKWATSA
GURL: BAKET NAMAN?
BOY: KASi PATi SA PUSO KOH NAKARATiNG KAH WEH . . .
psali ahh .,
AANHIN PA ANG BANGKA … KUNG SAYO PALANG, LUTANG NA LUTANG NA AKO
)
B: MAY KANDILA KA BA JAN ?
G: BKT ?
B: KC KUNG MERON PEDE BANG ITIRIK MO SA DIBDIB KO PARA SA PUSO KONG PATAY NA PATAY SAYO
ANG TAONG WALA SA KATINUAN … MALAMANG !! AKO ANG NASA ISIPAN
PINAPATANONG NG NANAY KO KUNG TAGA ABS-CBN KA DW BA … BAKIT ?? GUSTO KA LANG SANA NAMIN MAGING KAPAMILYA
B: GUSTO MO LIBRE KITA NG SOMAI AT HOPIA ?
G: XUR ! BAKIT BDAY MO..
B: NDI., COZ I WANA SOMAI LOVE TO YOU AND HOPIA LOVE ME TOO
G: AANHIN MO YANG HAGDAN?
)
B: AKYAT SANA KO NG LIGAW SAU
G: DI NA KELANGAN..
B: BAKIT ?!!!
G: PAKIPULOT NALANG YUNG PUSO KO., NAHULOG NA KC SAYO
I HAV A CERTIFICATE IN KISSING, DIPLOMA IN CARING AND A DEGREE IN LOVING …. DO YOU HAV A JOB FOR ME ?
SINONG PIPILIIN MO? ANG GWAPONG NANAKIT SAYO … O ANG PANGET NA MANANAKIT SA MATA MO ??
)
PARA KANG ICE CREAM… SWEET NGA, MALAMIG NGA LANG
SANA SIGNAL NA LANG AKO NG CELLPHONE MO., PARA KAHIT MAWALA AKO BABALIK AT GAGAWA KA NG PARAAN BUMALIK LNG AKO .,
wee !! datz ol ., hope you like it !! amwaaa
GF: BHE,BiLi MO KO NG RELO..
BF: BHE, Di MO NA KELANGAN MAG RELO KASi LAHAT NG ORAS KOH iBiBiGAY KOH SAYO . . ^^,
HOLDAPER KA BA?
HiNDi BAKET?
HANDA KOH SANA iBiGAY SAYO LAHAT WEH . .
SANA NAGiNG ALAK KA NALANG
PAR ARAW ARAW AKONG MAGPAPAKALASHENG . .
LAM MO PARA KANG DROGA . .
NAHAHiGH AKOH SAYO . .
PWEDE BANG TUMAWAD SAYO?
KASi NAPAPAMAHAL NA KOH
SAYO WEH . .
MiS LAM MO KELANGAN MO MAG PAYONG..
BAKET NAMAN?
KASi iNUULAN KAH NG KAGANDAHAN WEH ^^,
Di NAMAN AKOH TUBiG PERO
BAKiT ANG DAMiNG UHAW SAKiN . . .HOHO ^^,
LALAKE NADULAS SA HARAPAN NG CRUSH…..
BOY: ANO BA YAN ! KELANGAN KOH PA BANG
MADULAS SA HARAPAN MO PARA LANG MAPANSiN MO?HUH?HUH?HUH?ANO?KELANGAN PA BA HUH?
[PALUSOT.COM] HEHEHE….
STREETCHiLD: MiS SiRA ATAH XELPON KOH?
GURL: BAKET NAMAN SiRA??
STREETCHiLD: KASi WALA DiTO
NUMBER MO WEH . .HOHO ^^.
MiSS WATS UR NEYM?U CAN CALL ME 09391954570
HAKHAKHAK . . . ^^,
` BANAT ccu ‘ bow !
..ang gaLa mu tLa6a !
pati sa PUSO ccu ..
nakakaratin6 cca !
eun un ih ..
ankexoooo !
` ppa add nga ppu pla xa FS at YM !
bossy.jhane [ ym ccu ean ]
boszchiqq_isz_jhane@yahoo.com [ FS ccu ]
murrmatxx in advawnxx ;]]
amoa !
Life is not the breath we take..
..but it’s all about the moments that we take our breath away.
gawin mo na ang lahat..
wag mo lang ako iwan. :c
AWW. hahaha!
para kang bagyo..
..ang lakas kasi nang dating mo.
)
0929 1954 570
gulrzs tektek tauh . . hohoho
taga FEU ka ba
kasi TAMARAW na ibigin kita. ahahahahahahaha!
Napadaan lng!! hehe!!
boy: Miss Diabetic k b?
girl: indi bkt?
Boy: because I’m Planning to be the sweetest person for you!!
hehe piz!!
KAPAG NAGISING KA ISANG ARAW AT NAKITA MONG PULA ANG PALIGID MO..WAG KANG MATAKOT.. WALA KA SA IMPYERNO.. NANDITO KA LANG SA LOOB NG PUSO KO.”
sa pa!! ahh!!!
buti p ang keyboard ng pc. lagi magktabo ang U and I…
magsyota,,,nag-aaway
b:oo na panalo ka na
g:hmala yata ngpatalo ka sakin
b:cause i’d rather los an argument than to lose you..
ang cOrny niu naman ..
but stL ,mhaLufet ..hah4
cahit LumakLak kpa
ng xang katutak na enervOn ,
kung waLa naman akO ,
xa LifE mu ,
ndi mu pRin mkakamit
ang totoong hapiness mO !!
-hah4.lol
‘ Lam niu ,para kaung bir ..
-xak8 niu xa uLo ..hah4
uLit uLit ,nka2 bObO !!
ahaha. ako pabanat din!
boy: dota ka ba?
girl: hindi, bakit?!
boy: kasi hindi ako nagsasawa sa’yo eh.. =))))
weee.. odiba.
taee… mga pauso.com…
e2 mga banat….
boy:miss calculator ka ba?
girl: bkt naman?
boy: sayo palng kasi solve na ako..
yan mga banat..
eto hot and fresh pa
miss rugby kba?
di nman po bkit
ksi addict na ko syo
ang pagmamahal ko saio ay prang tubig n umaapaw sa isang balde. bakit ? kc sayang
enge nmn pong bago
) hehe
hahaha:) wala ng ng’bgo.tsk’
GIRL:wuii! laro naman tayo.
BOY:ok, pero wag lang HIDE AND SEEK ah?
GIRL:eh bket naman?!
BOY:because a girl like you is impossible to find!
-nakanaks! ang cheesyyyyyyyyy
)
nice pick up lines.,some more
some more.,
boy: ang bigas, karne at gulay….
girl: lahat cla nagmamahalan na, tayo nlng ang hindi…
hmp alam ko na yan…
boy: mali ! lahat un natikman ko nah, ikaw nalang ang hindi…
wahaha..
kung posporo ka at posporo ako
jan jararan jaran
match tayo..
kaya ano pang hinihintay mo txt na
hahaha
09329386367
uy, bago tayo magkalimutan
papasalamat lang ako
tnx ha..
kung hindi mo ako iniwan
hindi ko siya makikila
pag pray mo naman
sana hindi siya tulad mo
hanggang salita lang
“KUNG DI KA RIN LANG NAMAN MAGIGING AKIN,..
”
,MAS MABUTI PANG..
SAYO NA LANG AKO
TEXT NIYO PO AKO….
0939-234-12-78
SMART PO YAN
sana ang samahan natin parang MOTOLITE..
PANGMATAGALAN!
pasali nmn poh.. i2 ung akin o, invento ko ung iba. ung iba narinig ko lng..
vetcin ka ba?? kc.. u add flavor to my lyf!!
jumper ka ba? kc.. nagTAP k sa puso ko!!
alam mo? tumaba ka, bumibilog at unti unting nagi2ng mundo ko!!
relief goods ka ba? kc.. kw n ung matagal kong hinihintay!
e2 lng muna sa ngaun.. ehehe hope u like it!
diba napakasaya ng pasko?,,.,,pero alam mo mas sasaya ako pag ikaw ang kasama ko
jejeje badudels.
Para kang si Jollibee…
Nice butt!
Para kang oatmeal..
Kc your good for my heart..
Miss Monay kb?
Itlog kc ako..
hehe..
Eggsandwich yon!
Taba ka ba?
Kumakapit ka kc sa puso ko..
Para tayong del monte…
Kc we are fit & right!
Yun oh…!
..miss gagamba ka ba?
botchog ka ihh…
ASTEG!
Mga dong.. mga day
SAlamat sa enyo
m!sz sUlUtera!
.Daing ka ba??
…coz im “daing” to you!!
Girl: (sa classroom nahuling nakatitig si boy) oh bakit ganyan ka makatingin?
Boy: meron sana ko gustong itanong…
Girl: ano yun?
Boy: kapag pinagsama ba yung mga salitang “Ikaw” at “Ako” magiging “Tayo”?
sa tuwing naaalala kita natatawa ako…
kasi nagmukha akong tanga ng iwan mo ako
ang taong walang kibo….
walang kausap…
hahahaha
boring ka tanga
nasaktan ako ng iwan mo ako…
nasaktan ako ng kalimutan mo ako…
pero naging msaya ako ng malaman ko
ginawa rin pala sayo ng bago mo yung ginawa
mo sakin….
sakit ba???
wag mo isiping bakla ako
sadyang hindi lang talaga ako pumapatol sa babaeng mukhang lalaki
“San ka kagabi?..
Bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko? Di tuloy sweet yung dreams ko..”
“Kung nasa laboratoty ka at kasama mo ako, edi.. You’re in lab with me.
”
“Kagabi, niyakap ko unan ko at napanaginipan kita. Sana mamaya, mapanaginipan ko yung unan ko at ikaw naman ang kayakap ko..”
!
“Alam mo nagbasketball ako kanina. Halos lahat ng bola na shoot ko.
Pero alam mo, isa lang ang namiss ko.. IKAW!”
“Hindi mo ba naririnig? Parang cellphone na kong ring ng ring..
Bakit di mo ko sagutin?”
“Kung pagsasamahin ba ang salitang ikaw at ako…
MAGIGING TAYO BA???”
“Your lips look lonely, do you wanna meet mine?”
“Okay lang kahit nakakahilo.. Basta gusto ko sa’yo lang iikot ang mundo ko.”
“Hindi naman ako HOMEWORK.. But why are there so many people who wanna take me home?!”
“Aanhin mo pang ang bahay niyo, kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?!”
“Nov. 1 ngayon, may dadalawin ka bang patay? Kasi kung wala, pwede bang ako na alng dalawin mo? Tutal PATAY NA PATAY naman ako sa’yo eh! ^^”
“Kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo lalagay ko. Ang lakas mo sumipa eh, kaso sa puso ang tama!”
Oh meron ka ba? Yan lang kasi nasa phone ko, nabura ko na pla yung iba. Haha! Sige nga bolahin mo ko! Bolahan tayo! LOL
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1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes”> Take me home with you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no�) Would you like some? (if yes�) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time”> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!”> Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. I’m a frog but if u kiss me I’ll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, lets talk”
20. Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
22. I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
25. If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer: “Yeah! Do you have the energy?”
26. The only thing that matters is that we’re together.
27. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
29. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?”> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you’ve never met and say, “Come on, we’re leaving.” (The key is to act like you know them.)
36. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar”> He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
37. You know, you’re very easy on the eyes…and very hard on my erection.
38. Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes? (female version)
or
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? (male version)
39. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 40. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
41. I’m an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
42. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.”
43. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
44. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?
45. Say, did we go to different schools together?
46. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
47. Wow! Are those real?
48. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
49. You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon
50. I’ll bet you �50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
51. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
52. “I’m on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?”
53. Your Daddy must be a farmer because you grew some nice melons?
54. That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I’d be coming too.
55. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
56. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
57. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?
58. How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
59. (Lick finger than touch girl’s clothing) Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.
60. Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.
61. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
62. Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.
63. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
64. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
65. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
66. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
67. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
68. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
69. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
70. You know what would look good on you? Me
71. So do ya wanna see something really swell?
72. I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
73. I’ve got the hot dog and you got the buns.
74. Is your name Gillette? …because you’re the best a man can get.
75. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
76. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist
77. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
78. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
79. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out….) Would u like to?
Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 80. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap”> HEY! What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
81. Are you as good as your mother?
82. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
83. I have a two minute recovery time.
84. Didn’t I do your sister?
85. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants.
86. F**k me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?
87. Yo. You’ll do.
88. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
89. Is there a Rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for.
90. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
91. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
92. Why don’t we go back to my place and do the things I’m going to tell people we did anyway?
93. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, “What are you doing?”:”> Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
94. I love every bone in your body – especially mine.
95. Do you want to see something swell?
96. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
97. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
98. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
99. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together
100. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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* “I’m not sure what you think of me but I sure hope it’s dirty”
* “What would you like for breakfast”
* “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together”
* “If this nightclub is a meat market then you must be the prime rib”
* “I’ve had too much to drink and you’re looking really good”
* “My name is (name) so you know the right name to scream”
* “I’ve lost my phone number – can I have yours”
* “Did we go to different schools together”
* “Something is wrong with my eyes – I can’t seem to take them of you”
* “Your father must be an alien because you’re out of this world”
* “You’re the reason I came here alone tonight”
* “You’re so hot the devil would sweat”
* “Can you give me the directions to your heart”
* “You must have just come out of the oven because you’re smoking hot”
* “Falling for you would be a short trip”
* “Hershey makes millions of kisses every day but I just want one”
* “I have amnesia – do I come here often”
* “Do you remember me?” (when she says no) “Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams”
* “You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy”
* “You sure have nice looking teeth”
* “I’m feeling off today – do you want to turn me on?”
* “If home is where the heart is then my home is in you”
* “If you were drugs, I would overdose”
* “Your dad must be a baker because you have nice buns”
* “Can we share a cab to my place?”
* “I need a Band-Aid because I hurt my knee when I fell for you”
* “Hi – who’s your friend”
* “Can I borrow your library card?” When she answers (why) – “Because I want to check you out”
* “Your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night”
* “What’s your sign”
* “Kiss me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gertrude?”
* “There must be an airport nearby because my heart is taking off”
* “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by your beauty”
* “Are you a light switch because I want to turn you on”
* “I need to get some air because you took my breath away”
* “Are you busy tonight at 3:00 a.m.?”
* “Do you have condoms at your house or do I need to bring my own?”
* “Do you believe in one-night stands?”
Fire Exit
nasusunog na gusali…
bodyguard: sir, nasusunog na po ang gusali
erap: oo alam ko! saan tayo dadaan?
bodyguard: dito po sa fire exit…
erap: ay naku bobo ka pala eh…yan nga ang daanan ng apoy…..
bodyguard: oo nga noh…
Kabayo
habang nagkakape si mister,biglang binatukan ni misis.
Mister: ano’ ba!
Misis: sino itong”jane”na nakuha ko sa bulsa mo habang nilalabhan ko pantalon mo?
Mister: ah’ iyan ang kabayong tinayaan ko sa karera noong isang araw,(lusot)
Three days after.
Binatukan uli si mister ni misis this time mas malakas.
Mister: bakit’ ba?
Misis:tumawag iyong”kabayo”mo.
Pedro bumps a foreigner:
Pedro: Ay sori
Foreigner: Sori 2
Pedro: Sori3
Foreigner: Wat R U sori 4?
Pedro: (kala MO bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: I think U R SICK!
Pedro: hahaha! Sick daw, SIX gani!
MANNY PAKYAW
Reporter … Manny, anong bill ang gagawin mo kapag congressman ka na?
Manny … Ano’ng bill? yung tomotonog pagkatapos ng bawa’t round sa bukseng?
> Tatay: Anak, ibili mo nga ako ng softdrink
> Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
> Tatay: Coke
> Anak: Diet o Regular?
> Tatay: regular
> Anak: Bote o in can?
> Tatay: Bote
> Anak: 8 oz o litro?
> Tatay:Bwiset, tubig na nga lang.
> Anak: Mineral o distilled?
> Tatay: Mineral.
> Anak: Malamig o hindi?
> Tatay: Hahampasin na kita ng walis eh!
> Anak: Tambo o tingting?
> Tatay: Hayop ka!
> Anak: Baka o kambing?
> Operator: AT&T, How may I help you?
> Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins,
> plis.
> Operator: Name of the party you’re calling?
> Pinoy: Aybegurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
> Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
> Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is
> Elpidio
> Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
> Operator: Please spell out the name of the person
> you’re calling
> phonetically.
> Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
> Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name
> a letter at
> a time and citing a word for each letter.
> Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is
> Elpidio
> Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali,
> Elpidio:
> E as in Elpidio,
> L as in lpidio,
> P as in pidio,
> I as in idio,
> D as in dio,
> I as in io, and
> O as in o.
>
> Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
> Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel:
>
> A as in Airport agen,
> B as in Because,
> A as in airport agen,
> N as in enemy,
> Q as in Cuba ,
> U as in Europe ,
> E as in important, and
> L as in elephant.
> ************ ********* ******
>
> Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or
> decaf?
> Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup!
> Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
> Pinoy: Hameneggs.
> Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?
> Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
> Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
> Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.
> Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your
> eggs…fried?
> poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?
> Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one
> hard boiled
> or sop boiled.
> Waiter: And what bread would you like?
> Pinoy: Begyurpardon?
> Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye?
> whole wheat?
> toast?
> Pinoy: Pan Americano
> Waiter: We don’t have that.
> Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.
> Waiter: We don’t have that either, sir.
> Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?
> Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the
> last time,
> what would you like for breakfast?
> Pinoy: Donut plis….
sino ang pnakamagandang babae sa balat ng lupa?
juan: c vilma santos, star of all season kasi…
pedro: marian rivera….kagaya nya rin si ate vi…naging darna at dyesebel..
erap: c gloria arroyo…kasi pag sinabi nyong hindi xa maganda…gagastusin nya lahat ng pera ng PILIPINAS sa kagaya ng NEWYERK DINNER nila ….
SWEETHEARTS WATCHIN’ DA SKY
GUY…ANO ANG HOROSCOPE MO?
GIRL…ANONG HOROSCOPE?
GUY….YUNG, BANG KAPALARAN, KATULAD KO CANCER.
GIRL….AH!!SA AKIN ALMURANAS…
JUAN….B-DAY NG ASAWA KO
PEDRO..ANO REGALO MO??
JUAN….TINANONG KO LANG ANG GUSTO NIYA
PEDRO..ANO NAMAN SINABI MO??
JUAN…KAHIT ANO BASTA MAY DIAMOND
PEDRO..ANO BINIGAY MO?
JUAN….BARAHA
MADRE AT SAKRISTAN
MADRE…….ANO ANG APELYIDO MO IHO??
SAKRISTAN…ALAM NIYO NA HO YON SISTER..LAGI NIYO PO
HINAHAWAKAN.
MADRE………SUSMARYOSEP IHO, BAYAG BA APELYIDO MO??
SAKRISTAN….SISTER NAMAN MALI KAYO,ROSARIO PO.
SA ISANG HOSPITAL
LOLA….(MAY SAKIT NA kanser) DOC, ANONG GAGAWIN
NIYO SA AKIN?
DOKTOR..EKIKIMO LOLA
LOLA…….BASTOS KA WALANG MODO..
OVER SEAS CALL
IID CALL FROM U.S.
HUSBAND….HONEY MUSTA ANG TINDAHAN?
WIFE……….DEPARTMENT STORE NA
HUSBAND….ANG TUBA-AN?
WIFE……….KTV BAR NA
HUSBAND….ANG MGA TRI-SIKAD NA?
WIFE……..TAXI NA
HUSBAND….ANG DALAWA KONG ANAK?
WIFE……….LIMA NA
NAGPAPAHABAAN NG ETITS UNG HAPON, AMERIKANO AT PILIPINO..
NAUNA UNG HAPON. NALIBAS NYA..
PAGHUGOT NYA, MAY KASAMANG LANGGAM..
“HAHA SABI NG HAPON! -NAKITA NYO YAN!!”
HAHA!..TAWA NG TAWA UNG AMERIKANO!
AKO NAMAN SABI NG AMERIKANO. NILABAS NYA UNG SA KANYA..
PAGHUGOT NYA, MAY KASAMANG LANGIS..!
“HAHAHAHA FLAWLESS VICTORY! -SABI NG AMERIKANO!”
SYEMPRE NAKANGITI LANG UNG PILIPINO. . .
WALANG KAYABANG YABANG NA NILABAS UNG SA KANYA…
PAGHUGOT NYA, -MAY KASAMANG DEMONYO…
“Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya?
Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!”
- Talong
“Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako
papatong sa iyo?”
- Lego
“Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako’y iyong matikman at ika’y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na!
Humanda ka!”
- Popcorn
“Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!”
- Singit
“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa iyo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako
itanggi!”
- Utot
“Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!”
- Pigsa
“Kapag ang katawan mo’y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo. Maya’t maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!”
- Aircon
“Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!!”
- Christmas Tree.
“I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt. But you know, I
didn’t ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipo!”
- Manny Pacquiao.
“You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life
full of s..t!”
- Tissue
“Hindi lahat ng kulot, salot!”
- Goldilocks
“Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!”
- Jollibee
“Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit
nyo! Pagod na pagod ako sa pagngiti!”
- Smiley
“You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it
wasn’t fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it’s all
your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!”
- Sibuyas
“Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo.. Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo.
Nagmamahal,”
- Ice Candy
“Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba mas sweet ang iba?”.
- Fruitcake
“Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!”.
- Panty
“Pinapaikot mo lang ako! Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako”.
- Electric fan
“Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!”
- winnie d’ pooh
“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo”.
- ipis
“Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.”
-hipon
“Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao ang
nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!”
-Gasolina
“Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.”
- Bola
“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba
talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?
- TV
“Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong
duguan…”
-Sanitary Napkin
“Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga,
tanghali, gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!”
-Brief
“Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny
Pacquiao!”
- English
LET’S LEARN FRENCH OUI OUI???
(learning a new language helps prevent alzheimer’s)
1. TURN – le coup
2. LITER – le true
3. BEHIND – le coud
4. ALMS – le mousse
5. FIVE – le ma
6 . FLY – le pad
7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH – le bag
8. CONFUSED – le tou
9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN – les pag
10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND – cou ma le wah
11. CITY – ce vou
12. DRUGS – sha vou
13. GOODBYE – va vou
14. MUSICAL BAND – com vou
15. BALD – cal vou
16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT – na vou coup, na coup!!
17. FEATHERS – valahe vou
18. UNCLEAR – ma la vou
19. SINK – lah va vou
20. COCONUT – vou coup
21. OPEN WIDE – vou camou
22. CIRCUMCISE – vou ratattoule
23. ALWAYS UP – va yagriah
24. YOU’RE HOT – le voug mou
25. WASHROOM – coup vaetta
26. JAIL – coup lou ngan
27. SUPER BOOBS – la que zõusõu
28. BUGER – cõup la ngõut
29. WOUNDS – va cõup cängh
30. BIG MOUTH – chez moussa
31. NAGGER – vou nga nguerrah
32. TADPOL – vou teiteh
33. JOSEPH ESTRADA – vou vou!!
Additional French word!!!!
enemy ng OFWs
sa dubai – VAN COUP!!!!
Museum Accident
Sa Museum, nakabasag si Erap ng vase. Nataranta yung attendant.
ATTENDANT: Naku Sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase na yan!
ERAP: Ay salamat!!! AKALA KO BAGO!!!!
Si Doktor
educational tour ng mga estudyante sa mental hospital.sinalubong sila ng 1 doktor para sila ilibot
Doktor: nandito tayo sa kwarto ng mga baliw na akala nila sila ay mga bayani.yung isang yon na nakataas ang kamay,feeling nya may hawak syang itak,sya daw si bonifacio.
Student1: yun pong 1 nakapalumbaba?
Doktor: ah, akala nya nya sya si ninoy.
Student2: eh yun pong nakaupo?,mukha naman tahimik at matino ah.
Doktor: hindi iho,.baliw din yan,dahil iniisip nya na sya daw si mabini.feeling nya lumpo sya,pero kapag iiniksyunan na bigla syang tatayo at magtatatakbo. Hayyy..grabe na ang mga pasyente dito,wala na silang pag-asang gumaling.
Student3: ganun po ba? maraming salamat po dok,babalik nalang po kami ulit. ah anu nga pong pangalan nyo dok?
Doktor: ah, ako nga pala si Doktor Jose P. Rizal….
odorless otot
Isang lola ang nagpunta sa doktor, at sinabi, ” Dok, me problema po ako sa otot ko po dok, hindi siya nangangamoy at napakahina po ng tunog, pero palagi po akong nauutot.
Sinabi ng doktor na pakiesplika ng mabuti, at sinabi ng matanda, ” Sas katunayan po niyan 20 beses na po akong umutot simula po ng dumating po ako dito. Hindi nyo lang po siguro napansin kasi wala itong amoy at hindi ninyo naririnig.
Sige, inumin mo tong gamot, at bumalik ka sa susunod na linggo, sabi ng doktor
Bumalik si lola, “Dok, ano gamot ang ibinigay mo sa akin, bakit ang otot ay mahina pa rin pero ang baho naman ?
Magaling!! Ngayong nagamot ko na ang iyong sinus, susunod naman natin ang iyong tenga!!
iwas lng poh sa maganda
e2 Try u….
miss, Para Kang KABUTI!!
Bkit???,,
Bigla-bigla ka kcng Sumusulpot sa Icpan Ko”
Bago yan…Icp ko lan…Add nyu me…ryanjaycambe@yahoo.com
wtf ikel
B-miss may farmville ka ba?
G-bkit
B-kase pati puso ko hinarvest mo na
kung my history kayong dalawa noon,, pwes past n un dhl my chemistry n tayo naun!!!
mis sementeryo k b?
xe PATAY N PATAY aku xau ei!!!!
naturukan k ata nang anixticia,, bat ndi mu maramdaman n mahal kita?
axan k kgabi? bt uala k sa panaginp ku?
alam mo para kang holdaper… kasi gusto mo ibigay ko sayo lahat… para hindi ako masaktan… x_X
sana naging camera nalang ako
pra iismyl ka tuwing maki2ta mo ako
ang ganda ng mga lines ! effective gamitin kapag nanliligaw ka ! hhahahahah !
you look like a tall glass of water…
and im thirsty
UHmm pabanat lang tagl tagal na ding hnd nakaka dalaw d2 ahaha
ayun
uhmm misss… Holdap to
IBIGAY mo na ang lahat sa akin hehe
sana burger ka nlng noh
para pwde kitang itake out.,,
panis un ang banat!
boy: Umabsent na ako sa trabaho ko..
girl: bkit?
boy: para makapasok sa na ako sa puso mo..
sna c barney kah nalng..
pra I LAB U.. U LAB ME.. hehe
BOY: alam mo tumatangkad ka..
GIRL: weh?? d nga??
BOY: dati kse hanggang balikat lng kta.. ngaun nsa utak n kta..
GIRL: ikaw aman pumapandak..
BOY: weh?? nde kaya..
GIRL: dati kse nsa utak lng kta.. ngaun kse nsa puso na kta ^_^
BOY: @_@
___________________________________________
daig ko pa ang natraffic sa EDSA.. because i am stuck on you!!
lagi nlng akong bagsak…
mgsshift nako ng course..
pra matutukan kta..
bachelor of falling in love MAJOR in YOU
ito maganda rin too
Boy: Anak ka ba ng Hari?
Girl: Hindi Bakit?
Boy: Kala ko naman anak ka ng hari? Mukha ka kasing prinsesa eh…. ^_^
Boy: (check mo tag nag damit, pants, relo niya, basta kahit ano)
Girl: anong ginawa mo?
Boy: kaya pala maganda ka…. Made in Heaven ka pala ^_^
add nyo ko sa FB princetroycute@yahoo.com.ph sana magustohan nyo pick up lines ko ehehe…
GAling Nyo Po
Pa Add Naman po sa FB melbertdebbie_011@y.c
ayos a!
pa-follow rin sa tumblr! :]
‘ge po.
eto pa:
boy: aalis ako a.
girl: huh? san ka nmn pupunta?
boy: sa puso mo.
girl: bakit pa? eh nandito ka na!
BOTH: :”>
.own pick up lines.
….espannyol kbah..??
.cnakop mue kaceh puso coh..
.hehe.
.rhio.
.kandila kbah..?
..patirik nmn sa puso qng patay na patay sau..
.hehehe.
.rhio.
boy: matter ka ba.?
girl: mrming klase ng matter eh
boy: pero ikaw ang pnkangat
girl: bkt nmn.?
boy: coz ur the only one hu MATTERs to me the MOST…
haha orig toh…
hope ul like it kht curny! nakz-set!
kung tayo may garden..
i’d put our TULIPS together.. :*
panis. ahaha!
try lang kung pwede….
inangkin mu na inbox q.
kaxe puru pangalan mo.
mcdo nalang itawag ko sayu…
para hindi mahalatang LOVE KITA
makakasuhan kaya ako…
kapag nahuli akong…
nag nanakaw ng tingin sayu.
Sa school, nkatingin si boy kay girl…
Jr: Alam mo para kang math problem sa test paper…
Laine: Ha? bkit naman???
Jr: Nauubos kasi oras ko kakatingin syo!!! hehehe!!
kamote kc sa math!!!
`kung lahat ay posible sa globe….
posible din ba maging tayo?
)
——————————————–
sa elevator…..
J: miss nahulog….
(hnd pinansin)
J:miss nahulog!! (pasigaw)
M: anu ba yun?
J: nahulog na ko sau….. :p
paulit ulit aman
e2 wla p , sken galing 2
boy : anu pinagkakaabalahan mu ngaun??
girl : study lng , kaw?
boy : aa , pde bng aq nlng pagkaabalahan mu? XD
—
boy : bastos ka aa!!?
girl : ha?! bket?!!
boy : bigla bigla k nlng pmapasok s icp q ee! XD
e2 nakakakilig….
drugs kaba?? adik kac ako sau
sana letter ‘Y’ nalang ako para i’m nxt to ‘U’
matador kaba?? lakas kac ng tama ko sau eh
asan kaba kagabe?? wala ka kac sa panaginip ko…
c guro mag nanakaw ka?? kac ni nakaw mo ung puso ko
mananahi kaba?? tinahi mo kac ung puso ko
subject mo ba ako?? ikaw kac ang lab ko eh….
subject kaba??pinag aaralan kac kitang mahalin…
pede banat
kung sawa k n sa buhay mo
bket d m xbkang sumali sa buhay ko haha
ang cheesy naman. =))
Sana “T” na lang ako. Para I’m always right next to “U”..
“i can fix up ur broken heart.. i can give u a brand new start… !!!
TubiG is WaTer!
IloG is RiVer!
CombinE it TogethEr
I loVe u 4evEr!!^_^
bkit ka pa uuwi sa bahay mo…
and2 ka nmn sa puso ko!
Medical pick up lines of 2009
B:pra kang IV line
G:bkt?
B:ang hirap mong ikabet
B:anu blood type mo?
G:type A, ikaw?
B:type ko? U
“Bhe, lumiliit ka ba?”
“Bakit, bhe?”
“Kasi last time nasa isip lang kita ngayon nasa puso ka na…”
———–
“Feeling ko member ako ng WONDER GIRLS…”
“Kasi, i want nobody, nobody but you…”
magicman_ct@yahoo.com
ito banat!
para kang dugo.
kasi alam kong kahit mawala ka sa isip ko,
mapupunta ka rin sa puso ko.
panis! hahaha.
galing ng mga pick up lines nyo azzzztigggggg!!!!!!
try nga aq’
PARA SA MGA GIRLS N PACHOOZY
:miss para kang bituin sa kalangitan abot tanaw ngunit kayhirap maabot
boy: hey miss can i ask u something?
girl: sure, what is it?
boy: am i dreaming?
girl: um…no…why?
boy: oh, coz i thought that seeing someone as beautiful as u was too good to be true.
hahahhaa..just thought of it..
AYOSSSS
Hayz…e2 ang pick up line…
Boy: Anak ng! Ano ba hon? Para ka namang tae eh…
Girl: Bakit?Ano nanaman ba nagawa ko?
Boy: Hindi…Kasi para ka namang tae tlga eh…Hindi kita kayang paglaruan..
B:sana araw araw na lang pasko,
G:baket?
B:para araw araw din taung mag mahalan
hahaha one of the best sites i’ve ever been.. padagdag…
BOY: Miss naniniwala kaba na ang disney land is the happiest place on earth?
GIRL: Oo naman
BOY: Try mo sa piling ko baka magbago isip moh! hehe
hekhek
Sana e2 wala pa..
Miss tubig ka ba???
Mamamatay kz ako pag nawala ka….
tumataba ka yata…lumalaki at bumibilog at
unti unting nagiging mundo ko….
anung pinagkaiva mo sa halaman?
em halaman tinatanim sa PASO
ikaw,nakatanim sa PUSO ko. . .
ean am banat? meun na buh nean?
jajajah.
etu pa!
lotto kba?
mtgal na kasi kitang pinapangarap ehh!
etu pa!
sna ako nlang RIGHT HAND mu..
para pati sa lupang hinirang,
ako nasa puso mu..
aztigg!
‘
BOY: miss,para kang statwa!..
srap mung GALAWIN .
jajajah
KARPINTERO kba?
you BUILD my world around you kasi!!
arui.
bwahaahahhaha
GF: lam mo parang wala ako s sarili ko
BF: bket nmn??
GF: ewan ko,,cguro na sayo ako..
…yun yon ee…
…hahahaha..ginawa kong banat date s mhalq..
“buti pa ang bagyo my “PAG-ASA”, eh! ang pagibig ko kaya my “PAG-ASA?,,,
,,hahaha!, ang lupet noh!,
BOY : Miss apoy ka ba?
GIRL: Bkt?
BOY : ALAB yu kasi eh….
=p
.hiNaNAp kita sa Dictionary.’
Naalala ko,
wLa ka na nga pLang MEaning sa buhay ko!!!
–biTtEr..hahahah
aq ay ulan ikw ay lupa
khit anong gawin mo mahuhulog pa rin aq sau.
maloloka akEtch!…
jejejeje…
kktawa mga pIkup lYnz huh?..
appi nEwnyir nga paLa.. =)
gnda namn nang mga lines nyo
B: excuse me? do you have time??
G:(tumitingin sa kanyang relos) 3:40 pm.
B: no.. i mean. time to write your number on my phone
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B: Miss. may problema ata tung cellphone ko..
G: Ano yun??
B: wala yung number mo dito
ahahaha
Wow ! Astig ng pick up lines ah . happy new year po sa lahat =)
=Are you my kulangot ? coz ur so hard to get!=
hehe..
npaka-cHeeSy nmn ngmga yun,,,heheh
;;;e2::::
SN k ba???
kxe Youve got it aLL…wosshew!!!..heheXD
v^,W
B:miss titulo ka ba?
M:hinde bakit?
B:kaz sa tngn q pag mamay ari kita ehh
M:ganun ,ilan pages ka ba?
B:ah bakit?
M:ang kapal mo eh!!!
sabi nila libre daw mangaraptanung kulang libre kba \? panagrap kc kta!!!!!
Nag basketball aq kanina…
lhat na shoot q…..
pero…
ikaw lng na MISS Q! ..
Hindi mo pag-aari ang katawan mo. Pinahiram lang yan sayo. Kaya kung may nangangailangan, ipagamit mo!”
ajeh?
uats new guys?!
I gez ualah?
but I really love diz site!!
more banats ..
am i a bad shooter?
cuz im oweiz MISSING u!
nyc
jejeh !
nicE2x Xd!!!
TRy lng ko lang
hehe..
BOY:Miss, may mali yata sa apelyedo mu
GIRL:ANU un?
BOY: Kc ung apelyedo mu hindi nagtatapos sa apelyedo ko
^_^!
hehehe…. padaan lang…
lalaki:oi tgnan mo tong picture…. tayong 2!!
babae: HA?? abno, ikaw lang kea nandyan….
lalaki:hindi mo ba nakikita?? ayun ka oh… sa puso ko…..
(hahahahahaha!!!!) pa-add sa facebook at y.m….markhenry_02@yahoo.com tnx….
eto pa dagdag..
~sana amplifier na lang aq..
para sa bawat strum sa gitara mo..
maririnig mo ang puso qng..
cgaw ang pangalan mo..
=)
panis yan, eto ang bant oh..
boy: miss baril ka ba?
girl: bakit?
boy: patira naman, kahit isang putok lang
ahaha
eto malupet XD
KETCHUP KBA??
- miss kna kasi ng hotdog ko eeh. ahaha XD
add me lang
FB : nonsaintz18@y.c
boy: mamaya bibili kita ng SIOMAI at tsaka HOPIA ah…
girl: bakit naman?
boy: so that I can SHOMAI love to you and HOPIA love me too…. ahahah
—–
nanay: anak paki buksan mo nga yang sardinas…
anak: nay kakaliskisan ko po ba?
nanay: tanggalan mo na din na hasang ant ng masulit mo yang katangahan mong hayup ka!
nag review knba ??
kc mmya ..
psasagutin na kta ..
boy: You play poker girl?
girl: Why?
boy: ‘Cuz damn I’m all in to you…
share ko lang p!pz…
Alam mo ba AKO SI MIKE ENRIQUEZ,dahil hindi kita
tatantanan
- tanduay kaba?
kasi habang tumatagal lalong sumasarap!
wow ganda po ng mga pick up lines niyo !!! xPP
eto sakin
tae bako ?
kasi lgi mo kong iniiwasan eh !!
BOO! xp
baril ka ba?
— ang lakas kc ng PUTOK mo e! haha^_^
ganda ng mga pick up lines wa.. e2 bigay aq ehe
..AMPALAYA ka ba?
..alam mo ba kung bkit?
..ksi khit anong PAIT na dinanas ko sau eh ikaw parin ang pilit na hinahanap-hanap na SUSTANSYA ng puso ko..
.. yun eh ehe
a guy is foolish when he doesn’t how lucky he is having you!!!
hahaha…nice dba!!!
add me nlang on facebook…kmkz.pudgelike@y.c
<3 u!!!
pede mag post pa kau lalo na c badetcute, ganda ng mga pickup lines nyo, post pa po kau, more power, one of the best sites na nkita ko
paxali ..
aanhin muh pa ang bahay niuh kung dituh ca na nakatira sa puso cu
ang corny nu naman! dapat sa inu toh!
hindi ako kulangot!!
kaya wag mo akong
binibilog/ bibilugin.. hah!
miss para kang fish ball..
kc i want to STICK with u!
forever!
eto minana ko pa sa ninuno ko, patented na to.
“Ang pag-ibig ko sa iyo’y parang talaba, patay na’y nakadikit pa”
meron pa instruksyon yan parang maging epektibo, dahil sa litanyang yan, tatlo naging asawa ng lolo ko. di pa kasama ung sampung kabit nya at anim na naanakan.
–>di mo pa nga ako bnabato ..
.. tnatmaan ncu sau =D..
–>itutuwid cu ang landas mo ..
.. pra skin ka didiretso =)
boy: superhero ako. hulaan mo.
girl: superman?
boy: hindi.
girl: batman?
boy: hindi din.
girl: eh ano?
boy: your man.
ohmygas!ang ganda ku!:))
ayus! tong last pick up lyn!
boy: kandila kba?
girl: hindi, bkit?
boy: kc ang ganda mo sa dlim, sa dilim ka nlng!^^
girl:ikaw.. kandila ka rin ba?
boy: hindi rin, bkit?
girl: hipan sana kita pra mamatay kna! haha^^
Miss may baril ka ba??..
Patira naman ohhh… hahahaha…
WAG KANG MATATAKOT KUNG KULAY PULA NA YUNG DINGDING AT KISAME MO PAGKAGISING MO..
WALA KA SA IMPYERNO.
NANDITO KA SA PUSO KO.
Baka wala pa…
pra kang brief ko…
I can’t last the day without you
Pag iniwan ba kita… Iiyak ka ba? Malulungkot?
Masasaktan? Magdaramdam? Cguro ako hindi…
wala. haha. ang panget!
)
pero nice ng mga quotes ah.
asteeeeeeeeeg! kaadik
sobrang cheesy! haha. :]
GOODNitE Ü Mwuaaah! :*
chat naman jan oh.
thanksss! hehe.
hanep c vanshee
B.marunong ka bang magbudget??
G.ouh bqt??
B.turuan mo nmn ako ohh.., npapamahal na kce ako sayo
hahah cheeezzzy
boi:miss pki pulot nmn un puso ko
girl:bkt??
boi:nahulog kc sau
^^
09262311129
b0i: anino nlng sxna kta
gurl: huh bk8 nmn ??
b0i: pra nmn lgi ktang ksma!!!
kninang gabi…
nanunuod aq muvi..
tumabi sakin lola q..
nagulat aq
ang haba at itim na itim buhok nya..
natakot aq
lungkot na lungkot xa
sabi nya sakin
apo bagay ba sakin magng EMO??
ngek..
magaling ang pinoy sa ngalan ng pag mamahal!!
boy: miss, miss, make-up artist mo ba si manny pacquiao?
girl: ano? bakit? hindi ah.
boy: ah, kc na knock-out ako sa beauty mo..
hehe
boy: miss may ballpen k?
phiram nmn…
Girl(inabot ung ballpen)
boy: miss ayw sumulat…
Girl: sumusulat yan ah…
boy: cge nga sulat mo nga # mo…
“tumataba ka ata, at bumibilog, at unti unting nagiging mundo ko…” aw!ahahaha
mga guys pagkain ba kau ? bat ang kokorny nyu ^^ joke
..e2 pra madagdagan nman mga pick up lines.
..kung magiging parte ka ng katawan ano ka at bakit?
..aq gusto kong maging dugo…
.. pra nman kahit saan man aq mkarating ay pabalik balik pa rin aq sa puso mo..
..wahaha.
..pa add poh sa fb..
skyzs_o12@yahoo.com
tnx..
- amo0stah ?
- letters starts wid [ a , b , c ]
– numbers stars wid [ 1 , 2 , 3 ]
– song stars wid [ DO , RE , Mi ]
– andk Love stars wid [ eu and mie ]
wOw…
nIce… yan aNg bAnaT…
-gOdLike- hehe
-bhaby boy ask bhaby gurl….
-bhaby boy: pwede mgtanong?
-bhaby gurl: ano po un?
-bhaby boy: alm mo ba kung bkit ka pnanganak?
-bhaby gurl: hindi ie.. ie ikaw bkit ka pinanganak…
-bhaby boy: coz i was born to tell u… i lov u…
-subrang cheezy…. wheeee paniz….
-first blood na oh…
Ang gaganda! Ayos..
b. toilet ka ba?
g. huh? bakt naman?
b. kac kinikilig ako sau. :”>
g. k? d ko gets.
b. kac pag umiihi ako knikilig ako pagkatapos dba. =))
hahaha. laugh3p. =))
nka kain ba kau ng CORN? .
CORNY NIO KSE>!!
wahahaha..imba
sana isda ka nlng at ako ang tubig para kht ano ang mngyari hnd ka mabu2hay ng wla ako
if the sun was not been made…
ako sana ang hottest thing ever created…
i hate u sun…..
pAra kang oatmeal..
‘coz ur good to my heart..
*wiwit!
boy: miss, pwede kabang sakyan?..
girl: bkit?
boy: mukha ka kasing KABAYO eh
nyahaha!, salbahe.. hehe
ad me FB at FS.
ellay_geminigurl@yahoo.com
kahoy ka ba? ang sarap mo kse subakin eh,,,
ewan ko lng kung meron n toh
ipa blood test muh kaya aco . .. . . . .
para mlman mong kaw ang type co . .. .
^^
pa add n rn sa fb
ratz_zat@yahoo.com
bkit wla na pong nag li leave ng mga pick up lines?
ui wla na ba t0h?
Miss… troso kb?? ang sarap mo sibakin…
ngayon ko lang nabisita tong site na to ah, natuwa ako
eto magbigay ako..
boy: miss alam mo ba parang UNLIMITED text ung pagmamahal ko sau!
girl: ganun b? hayaan mo bukas expired na yan!
sab0g!
pagaaway ng mag-syota…
Bf: para ka namang matigas na tae e!!
Gf: (ah ate pala, hiwalayan ko kaya toh…:)
Bf: ang sakit kasi tuwing naghihiwalay tayo e.
) haha
eto sakin mga walang kwenta pero natawa ako haha
may bagong promo sa globe ah!..
pag nagpaload ka, makakapagtext ka na!
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B1: bwiset cellphone ko! pag namatay na hindi na ulit pwedeng gamitin! :@
B2: hala! bakit naman?
B1: kailangan pa daw i-charge.. amp.
B2: aw.. ipagawa mo na yan!
B1: bukas papagawa ko sa nokia.
B2: hindi yang cellphone mo.. yang utak mo! :>
sna alahas ka na lng…. para sa baul ka n lng..:D
Kambal sa loob ng tiyan ng nanay nila naguusap..
kambal 1: kapatid, cnu una mong hahanapin pag naipanganak na tau?
kambal 2: cyempre c mammy at c daddy.. eh ikaw cnu unang una mong hahanapin?
kambal 1: cyempre ung kalbong mama na pasok ng pasok dito at nandudura pa!!!
Rawr!!! hahaha….
wlang ka2lad
Alam mu pra taung nsa kwen2 ni juan tamad.
aq c juan tamad, at ikaw ang bunga..
alam mu kung bkt??
kc inaantay kitang mahulog sakin..
i2 pa
Boy:miss sana naging ulan knalng at aq ang lupa
Girl: ha bkt?
Boy: para kahit anung gwin mung iwas sakin ka din bbgsak hehe!
telephone ka ba? kasi u keep ringing in my head
may tili2ng?? hahaha
aLaM mO PaRa KaYoNg PosPorO…
“MatCh na MaTcH”
alam mo miss kung alak kalang
mas malaki matitipid ko
mizz!! bkit naman
kc tinititigan palang kita
tinatamaan na ko eh!!
miss tiga F.E.U ka ba
mz!! Oo bkit mo natanong!!
sabi kasi ng puso ko
TAMARAW na ibigin ka!!
ok na ba2!!
eto isa pa!!
kau na lang mang husga kung maganda
tapos add nyo ko fb maxibog17@y.c
eto banat ko!!
sayo na lahat ang SSS ko pati PHILHEALTH ko
bkit naman
basta akin ang PAG-IBIG mo
sana isda ka nalang
at tubig ako!!
bkit naman!!
para kahit anong mangyari
d ka mabubuhay ng wala ako
one time kapag nagising ka
puro pula paligid mo
wag kang matakot
bkit naman!!
kasi nasa loob ka ng puso ko
ayan ung mga bago
pede nyong kunin
ok ba mga tol
add nyo naman ako pede
ANG GAGANDA NAMAN NG MGA PICK UP LINES PERO UNG LAHAT NG NAG SULT AT NAG COMMENT PANGET PWERA LANG SAKIN BOLATZ PA KAU+++++_____________+++++
boy: akala ko ba matalino ka, bat nde mu pko sinasgot?
girl: ou nga matalino ako. alam kong nde ikaw ung tamang sgot. :p
alam mu ung puso mu parang sibuyas!!!
kc 2wing nasasaktan kta naluluha ako!
maganda ang gising ko. .
kc sinama kita sa pag2log ko. .
Tinurukan ka ba ng ‘anaesthesia’
Bakit ‘di mo maramdaman na mahal kita?
Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo
Kapag diniretso ko ba ‘tong daan na ito
diretso din ba sa puso mo?
… parang mga tanga lng kau ahh …
… hahaha …
.. etuh nlng ..
– kung aq ang baging, at ikaw ang puno …….. hmmm ?? puede a ktang gapangin !!? –
.. mg post pa nga kau..
.. ung mgandang xavihin xa Bf moh ..
.. hahahahahahaha ..
sabi nila what you want is what you get.. so! nakita na kita kaya akin kana
?
ayos yan mga tol!! hahaha kip it up!! more power guys@@
hi . etoh pa !
“HNDI NMAN AKU NAG HAHANGAD NA MGING AKIN KA EH.
ANG SKEN LANG . MGING CXA AKU !“
YAN AMBANAT !
wla na. inactive na. syang nman.. d2 p nman aq nakuha ng pick up lines
hi galing ng mga post d2 i like
padd sa fb. ChosenOne.Fujiwara@yahoo.com..**
eto sakin…
“alam mo miss para kang kulangot, Your playing hard to get!.. LOL!
pasaLe .. :]
password ka sa buhay ko ..
di kc kita pweding kalimutan eeh ..
preo …
pwede kitang palitan .. :]
sali poh ackoh ha,,,
BoY:TaE KaBa?
GiRl:BaKit?
BoY:Di KaSi KtA KaYaNg PaG LaRuAn!!!
GiRl:HoW SwEEt!?
tnx poh!!! add me poh sa friendster-loveriyan_cute@yahoo.com,,,tnx poh ah
hindi ako mayaman para bilin ang bukas pero handa ako utangin ang kahapon makasama ka lng mghapon…
oYeah pabanat LanG!!
im back!!!^^
boy:lumiit ka ata?
girl:4′6″ lang ako eh
boy: lumiit ka nga! kc dati hanggang isip lng kita ngaun sa puso na;)
*ang kesooooo!^^HEHE
huwag kang malungkot kung single ka, kasi sa bilyong tao sa mundo, siguradong merong isa dyan na hindi rin masaya dahil WALA KA PA sa buhay niya.. pampalubag-loob.. :p
hoooyyyyy…..dadaan pa ba ako sa inyo o didiretso na ako sa puso mo?
galing naman ni usagi…
hindi naman tayo naglalaro ng taguan, pero bakit lagi na lang kita hinahanap..???
boy: i have two words to tell u
girl: anu yun?
boy: I love you
girl: isn’t that three?
boy: no. bcos ‘you’ and ‘i’ count as one! (=
dawter: dad,bf ko po.
bf: gud evening po.
dad: gud evening din. ah iho, ano bang ikinabubuhay mo?
….
…….
bf: yung anak nyo po:)
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